Holy Shit! Grey Fox Is Getting A Webpage???

That's right. Go Daddy is supporting my new webpage, expanding The Truth out to more than just a handful of word of mouthers and obsessed anime geeks. Now, my awesome words of wisdom will be read by millions of lovers and haters. This grand opening will occur sometime in mid to late October after my trip to NDK 2006. I will not reveal the domain name until I actually get it, as I know there are one or two people out there retarded enough to waste their time and money snatching it from me just to spite me like a little pussy crybaby. Believe me when I say, it will blow your mind.

As for updates, I'll have a weekend update this Saturday and also I'm meeting Maddox at 2 that day. I'll have photos and a rundown of what he spoke about.

The Anime Test

Before we begin, I'd like to say good riddance to Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin. His days of jamming his thumb up animal's buttholes and pissing animals off is over. My condolences go out to his family and his hot wife. I hope she finds comfort in the show's producer. At least Irwin wasn't as bad as Dale Einhart Sr. Irwin at least gave money to several animal funds, but Dale just drove in circles, becoming a legend to our wonderful slack jawed yokel rednecks of the south since they don't have anything else to live for but NASCAR, snipe hunting, and banging their kids (watch the hate mail come about me bashing Einhart).

Moving along, there are several anime tests out there that rate how devoted you are to anime and so forth, but now, the internet has a REAL test. The following 20 questions will accurately measure how devoted you are into anime. As you move through, add up each numerical value next to the answer you chose to each question. When you are finished, I will have the ratings below. Now, begin!

Question 1: Do you know what anime is?

0: No
.5: Yes, but I don't like it
1: Yes and it's enjoyable
2: ANIME IS MY LIFE!!!

Question 2: How often do you watch anime?

0: Never
1: On occasion
2: ITS ALL I WATCH!!!

Question 3: How much anime do you own?

0: None
1: A decent amount
2: ALL MY MOVIES ARE ANIME!!!

Question 4: On this list, what anime do you like?

0: I can't say
1: Ninja Scroll TV
2: Neon Genesis
3: FRUITS BASKET IS THE BEST ANIME EVER!!!

Question 5: Do you like hentai?

0: What the fuck is hentai?
1: No
2: Yes
3: HENTAI IS BETTER THAN REAL PORN!!!

Question 6: Do you masturbate to Hentai?

0: No
.5: I laugh at it and masturbate to it
1: Yes
2: I PRETEND MY PILLOW IS AN ANIME BABE OR HUNK!!!

Question 7: Do you decorate your room with anime?

0: No
1: Somewhat
2: I HAVE EVERY DRAGON BALL Z POSTER AND ACTION FIGURE!!!

Question 8: Do you wear anime attire?

0: No
1: I've got a Dragon Ball Z shirt or two
2: I WEAR MY BUBBLEGUM CRISIS SHIRT EVERYDAY TO SCHOOL!!!

Question 9: Do you attend anime cons?

0: No
1: Yes
2: ANIME CONS ARE MY ONLY VACATIONS!!!

Question 10: Do you cosplay at anime cons?

0: What the fuck does that mean?
1: Yes
2: I LIKE TO DRESS UP LIKE A GIRL EVEN THOUGH I AM A BOY (AND VICE VERSA IF I'M A GIRL!!!)!!!

Question 11: Do you live with your parents still?

0: No
1: Only because I'm a minor or until I finish college or get a job
2: I LIVE IN MY PARENTS BASEMENT!!!

Question 12: Do you like sushi?

0: No
1: Yes
2: SUSHI ISH THE BEST FOOD EVER! ^___________________^!!!

Question 13: Do you like pocky?

0: What the fuck is pocky?
.5: No
1: Yes
2: POCKY!!! ^____________________________________^

Question 14: Are you a member of an anime club?

0: No
1: Yes
2: ANIME CLUBS ARE MY ONLY SOCIAL TIMES!!!

Question 15: Do you use japanese in all your speech?

0: No
1: Either speaking it for a class or to someone or I live in Japan
2: OOO, NEKO ISH SO KAWAII!!! ^__________________________________^

Question 16: Is Sephiroth the best game villain ever?

0: Who the fuck is Sephiroth?
.5: Fuck no
1: Yes
2: SEPHIROTH!!! SEPHIROTH!!!

Question 17: Would you rather go to a party or watch anime?

0: Party
1: Anime if the party is full of retards, otherwise, party
2: PARTIES ARE FULL OF EVIL DRINKERS!!

Question 18: Would you rather go on a date with a real girl or play an anime dating sim?

0: Date a real girl
1: I play dating sims, but am taken, or would rather date a real girl regardless
2: MY LIFE IS ON THE COMPUTER!!!

Question 19: Do you drink alcohol?

0: Yes
.5: No, for religious/health concerns
1: No
2: ALCOHOL IS THE NECTAR OF IMBICILES!!!

Question 20: Are you asn adult and sexually attracted to little anime girls or boys?

0: Fuck no
4: I LOVE 10 YEAR OLD CAT GIRLS/BOYS!!!

Let's see how you did! Total up all your points and no cheating!

0-5: The mundane

Do not feel saddened for scoring this low. This is actually a good thing! It means you've either never heard of anime and are glad of it, or you have heard of it, don't like it, and are glad you don't for obvious reasons. You're a normal person, aside from your other sick fetishes, your subculture, and the fact you might have fucking cheated on this test after I told you not to!

6-10: Only on Cartoon Network

You catch it on TV, you're not a total fan of it, but you enjoy it since it kills time. You've probably never heard of hentai, but that's ok since you like real porn like a man should. You probably get easily confused when die hard fans go into an hour explaination about the religious analogies of Neon Genesis and sleep easier at night knowing you aren't such a dork.

16: Grey Fox (11-20): The Casual Fan

To you, anime is a hobby. You know the ropes pretty well and enjoy it either as a time killer or a side hobby to talk about with friends. You also probably attend cons once in a while to either make fun of them and have a good time, or because you were invited and never been to one. You still know the differences between reality and fantasy, but enjoy getting off to hentai and laughing at crazy humor that would not make sense with many. You're probably your average joe: school, job, married, dating, etc. You'll get into some geeky discussions, but won't throw yourself into a steamed rage when someone tells you Belldandy isn't the hottest anime babe ever.

21-30: Anime Nerd

Anime almost consumes your life! You spend countless hours on the internet debating with other dweebs about which Gundam could kick the crap out of an Eva unit. Your meals usually consist of Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew encrusted on a plate as you hunch over a computer, becoming impotent by the minute. Your pillow is your girlfriend, or you have a geekier and heavier girlfriend than yourself that annoys you, but you hold onto anyway for fear of being alone for the rest of your life. You probably do well in school, regardless, since half the time a majority of anime nerds have decent grammar or parents that force them to study for their lives.

31-40: Anime Otaku

You life is nothing but anime. You have no hopes in scoring a real girlfriend, so you have to result to cyber sex with minors, watching fanboy anime, and crying yourself to sleep in your parent's basement. You take pride in being called Otaku, thinking you are cool and unique from everyone else when all you really do is give others the necessary self esteem they need to make it in the day. Going outside or to class is a tedius chore for you, since that new futanari hentai came out and its more important than doing something in life that is meaningful to society. You probably don't drink beer wither, because you think it's evil when you're just too much of a pussy to understand its fine in moderation. You contimplate suicide daily, wondering why people hate you so much and why they are disgusted at you for dressing up in drag on a daily basis. You wonder why your parents treat you like dirt as you fail class after class, but they continue to fund and help you, trying to break out your potential, but you blow their money on Yoshi plushies. You are constantly forced to drink motor oil at school to shut you up from speaking so much retarded Japanese. Oh yeah, you constantly get your ass kicked too. In other words, you're a loser and you're not cool even if you think you are.

41-44: Future Homeless/Inmate/Death

Nuff said.

Before you go off saying there are fallacies and inconsistancy in my test, I'll just say this: if you scored low, but picked something like a 4 on the last one, you pretty much fit into the Otaku/Inmate lineup. If you picked the highest number on any of them, but still scored low, you've got some higher geek in you, and so on.

So there you have it, the best and most accurate anime test on the internet.

Arizona/Notre Dame Football Late Previews

It's late, but I got it all written out. Today is the day for college football, at long last! I finally have something to be happy about since Notre Dame is preseason ranked #2 and Arizona is getting darkhorse recognition everywhere.

Before I begin, Vanisher interupted an awesome boob dream I was having to plague me again with pointless drivel since I "altered" his previous comments. He crawled on his knees and cried, saddened that I made poor satire out of him :(

I was asked three questions and I can answer them with three words: Not being pussies.

My bro was right, only obsessed celibate nerds will wait hand and foot for my updates so they can eat my hard crunchy nuts with tabasco sauce and give my life the extra meaning it deserves. So thank you, Alex, Jesus, Vanisher, Sam, John, etc. If it weren't for net nerds, crybabies, and pussies like you fellas, I'd be out of business.

I will now reveal the secret of destroying my site: Stop visiting it. It's as simple as that. It will be hard for you all to live on without my mighty truth and words of wisdom, but it's not my problem, I'll gain more fans. The more you visit my site, the more my hidden ticker goes up. So, it's simple: either accept me or be wrong and rejected.

Moving on to the important stuff of the world, more important than minimum wage workers like Lacky, the War on Terror, and Futanari, lets talk football (all of this I copied and pasted from my college football forum. Don't like it? Tough, you will read it).

ARIZONA WILDCATS

Returning Starters: 17 Key Players: QB Willie Tuitama, WR Michael Thomas, WR Syndric Steptoe, TE Brad Wood, LB Ronnie Palmer, LB Spencer Larsen, LB Dane Krogstad, CB Antoine Cason, CB Wilrey Fontenot, FS Brandon Tatum, SS Michael Johnson. Top Newcomer: DE Louis Holmes. 6'6" 275 lbs...this guy is a MONSTER. The most sought after recruit from Juco turns down USC, Oklahoma, LSU, Florida State, and Tenneessee to come to the rebuilding Arizona. From the Red/Blue game, this guy can cover the trenches so well, I wouldn't want to go up against him. Strengths: Offense shaping up nicely, great secondary, great linebackers, nice special teams Weaknesses: Can Arizona learn to finish this year or will they let more games slip through their fingers? The running game under Chris Henry might still be shakey, since he has slippery fingers half the time and his backup is a true freshman. How Arizona will go to a bowl: Obviously, the sparks last year under Willie Tuitama and a much better offense must pass into this season as well. Arizona has to play all 9 Pac 10 opponents this year and excitingly enough, the Pac is up for grabs. The secondary has to continue its superb work since the Pac is home to some high scoring wide receivers. Also, the LBs who were not always healthy at the same time must stay healthy in case the offense has early hiccups much like last year. Oh yeah, beating BYU on September 2nd will give them momentum. Beating USC will begin to draw my conclusions on the theory that Arizona can win the Pac-10. How Arizona will choke: Losing to BYU will probably destroy their hopes. This game is so crucial in dictating the season that it could possibly change the morale of the whole team in one way or another. Also, having injury woes again in the LB positions would definately kill them. Finishing in the 4th quarter is a must as well, since Arizona has given up 5 games in the last second by 7 or less. The point is made: Arizona can play. Now Arizona must prove they can win. How excited I am about this season: No words can describe it This could very well be bowl year or the Pac 10 crown. How nervous I am about this season: I'm sort of nervous about Arizona, not as much as Notre Dame, though. On a scale from 1 to 10, how confident I am in them going to a bowl: 10 Schedule Breakdown BYU (Priority: High): BYU is being regarded as a comeback team this year. Arizona needs this game to prove they are going to make a difference this year. A win here will get some Arizona bashers to shut up for a while. LSU (Priority: High): Going to Baton Rouge to play the Tigers is killer. While many doubt Arizona will win this game, if they do, USC is going down for sure. Heck, I'll take a close loss in this game too. Last time, LSU humiliated them in Tucson. This year, Arizona won't go down without a fight. Stephen F. Austin (Priority: Low): Beats the hell out of me why they'd pick these chumps, but hey, at least Arizona'll have a fun time in this game. USC (Priority: Extreme): Wow, USC is extreme to Notre Dame AND Arizona. This is the Pac-10 opener for them. Stoops put heavy emphasis on this game, even more than the ASU game. I will be at this game and believe me, if we win, I will be on those goalposts again. Washington (Priority: High): Ty Willingham pissed me off the way he had his QB throw bombs against Notre Dame and Arizona. He never did that for the Irish. Arizona should have won this game last year, but the UCLA game got to their heads. This year should be different. Kind of ironic its right after the USC game and it'd be even more ironic if Arizona beat USC coming into this one. UCLA (Priority: Medium): UCLA is gonna be looking for revenge in this game after we smoked them 52-14 last season. It's gonna be played in L.A. where a lot of people hate both my teams. It won't be a blow out, but I think Arizona can win since they don't have to worry about the Drews. Anime con weekend! Stanford (Priority: Medium): Gotta beat this sissies this year, can't forgive the Cats for that 20-16 loss to them in Tucson. Oregon State (Priority: Medium): Arizona's first Pac 10 victory last year. Now, the Beavers come to Tucson. Arizona can win this pretty convincingly as long as the season is going well. Washington State (Priority: Low): Hey, Auburn, after you manhandle them, save some for us! California (Priority: High): 2004: 38-0, 2005: 28-0, 2006: Cats have to at least score. This will be the most difficult game of the Pac-10 season. Oregon (Priority: High): Oregon is rebuilding quite nicely. Arizona has to go up to Eugene where the fans aren't friendly. Arizona needs this game to get revenge for letting the 28-21 debacle of 2005 slip through their fingers. Arizona State (Priority: Extreme): A game the Cats should have won in 2005, but will win in Tucson. If Arizona comes in 6-5, this will be their greatest challenge, as ASU would love to keep them out of a bowl. Now, a lot of you people must think I am crazy: Arizona winning the Pac-10 and going to the Rose Bowl??? Are you nuts, Patrick? California, USC, and Oregon can make mincemeat out of them!!! But what if Arizona beats BYU? What if they lose barely to LSU? What about beating USC and gaining so much strength from it, they push on to beat Cal and Oregon? Arizona has 17 starters coming back behind a strong recruiting class. If Arizona stays healthy, the offense makes even more immense strides, and the secondary is as stingy as ever, it can happen. I will still be satisfied with a bowl, but I can agree to some writers saying Arizona can win the Pac.

NOTRE DAME FIGHTING IRISH

Preseason Status: National Contenders, Two Heisman candidates Returning Starters: 16 Key Players: QB Brady Quinn, WR Jeff Samardzija, WR Rhema McKnight, RB Darius Walker, SS Tom Zbikowski, LB Maurice Crum Jr Top Newcomer: RB James Aldridge. Since Weis wanted more speed on defense, he made a move in putting RB Travis Thomas to LB. Aldridge seems to be very quick and knowledgable of his position. I hope he is because Thomas is a very good RB and Walker will need a great backup if Thomas sticks to LB. Strengths: Explosive offense, great kick returner, All American QB, fantastic coach, experienced cornerback Weaknesses: With the defense still in speculation from last year's squad, which gave up nearly 340 yards a game, I still am a little concerned about their progress, but we'll see September 2nd for sure. How Notre Dame will win the National Championship: Obviously, if Brady Quinn stays in great shape and health, this will be a record breaking season for him. The defense must do better this year since there will be a lot of teams, such as Michigan and UCLA, looking to capitalize and get their revenge on the Irish. Notre Dame must avenge their loss to USC last year. If Notre Dame is undefeated coming into that game, that will be the biggest game of their lives, possibly even greater than the hyped Penn State match on the 9th of September. One loss does not eliminate the Irish from the National Championship this year since I believe this is going to be one of the toughest seasons for every big dog in the league. How Notre Dame will choke: Brady Quinn getting injured will be the biggest blow of them all. I don't think any of the other QBs will have enough experience to drag the Irish to an NC, but they are good enough to give them a winning season. Losing to Georgia Tech would startle me deeply because of how gung ho they are about beating the Irish and the fact that it could start the Willingham curse again. If the defense sucks again, forget about it. If Penn State and Michigan beat them, then the season is over. If any of the military schools beat them, I will be sick. How excited I am about this season: No words can describe it How nervous I am about this season: Very On a scale from 1 to 10, how confident I am in them winning the National Championship: 9 Schedule Breakdown Georgia Tech (Priority: High): They MUST win this game to solidify the season and show this isn't going to be the upset of the year right off the bat. If its a narrow victory, I won't be disappointed, but might be a little worried heading into Penn State. This game will more than likely dictate the Irish season. Penn State (Priority: High): One of the most looked foward to games since Notre Dame vs. USC last year. Another crucial game to prove how good Notre Dame is and to make early BCS standings for when the poll comes out. Michigan (Priority: High): No one, and I mean NO ONE will come into our home again and push us around. Lloyd Carr is putting major emphasis on this game to prove Michigan is back. Michigan State (Priority: High): Spartans can't win at home, Irish can't win at home. I'd call it a W, but if the Irish defense sucks again, then MSU might break the ice. Purdue (Priority: Low): They have nothing. Irish should smoke these bastards Stanford (Priority: Low): It was tough for the Irish last year because Stanford was desparate for a bowl. Shouldn't be too difficult this year. I will be at the anime con this weekend too. UCLA (Priority: Medium): UCLA is a little down this year, but shouldn't be overlooked if Notre Dame's defense isn't good. Pac-10 teams score well. Navy (Priority: Medium): Gotta keep the win streak going, so its a medium priority matchup. North Carolina (Priority: Medium): I'm giving it a medium priority because I have never seen N.C. play Notre Dame in football, but I'm sure the Tar Heels would like to try and come out with a win in South Bend. Air Force (Priority: Low): Notre Dame has a good run defense, so I'm not really worried. Heck, I might drive up to Colorado Springs to see the game. Army (Priority: Low): What? Army sucks. USC (Priority: Extreme): Notre Dame MUST win this game, especially if they are undefeated coming into it. This will be the game of the year if it comes to that. It's time for revenge and it's time to go into The Lion's Den with a vengeance.

Their seasons kick off tonight. I hope they live up to the hype. I'll be back Sunday to give you all a wonderful quiz.

Readers Response to The Super Adventure Club

Amazing how fighting against something so simple as pedophiles ushers the simple-minded, futa loving, cock punching, food consuming beings known as my readers. I've gotten so much praise and traffic from this awesome article, I can't even take a shit without someone telling me how great I am to oust these fags for what they really are. Tonight, we'll take a look at the comments that my fans and haters have sent me. I'm still fishing through all the emails and picking out the good ones still (yes, I was sent that many).

Alex said...
God made me this way, lmao. That is so sad and disturbing, I really hope this sick son of a bitch gets arrested!

All will be taken care of sooner or later, Alex. There are plenty of fine organizations out there that can put creeps like these fun boys away. Despite the fact I am not religious, using God as an excuse is quite pathetic. No wonder they like little boys, they're not manly enough to get a REAL man...I mean woman.

Antonio said...
Being a Spanish Catholic myself, I find this very shocking that a pedophile uses The Word of God as an excuse to love little children. God does not condone homosexuality, so sayeth the bible. A friend of mine in Madrid found your blog and told me I would enjoy it. He was right.

He was right. I am the greatest gift to Blogspot ever and if you or anyone else disagrees, you are wrong. It's no surprise that people use God as an excuse, as you can look at many Catholic Priests bending the rules. Until the Galgemec vagina becomes smaller and loses its razor teeth, these poor priests will have to turn to little boys for sex...oh wait, all they need are a good kick in the nuts to work the junk out, six for The Super Adventure Club.

Samantha said...
Children trust adults by default usually. I love guys, so was a born to love guys or did I make that conscious decision? Some people like to drink urine as a fetish. Were they born that way or did they start drinking some and continued to enjoy it? Loving a boy more than a friend or family member is a conscious choice. They are merely using God as an excuse. Maybe they're really a cult? :P

Excellent point, Sam. You see, kids love candy, stickers, and the promise of a "movies and popcorn night if they just come to this strangers house," by default. A kid also gets very frightened and submissive when it is yelled at by an adult, even if it did nothing wrong. The adult can see this as an ample opportunity to move in, or move in. It is psychological and if you think you were born or made to love boys, you are in desparate need of getting butt rammed by Bubba for the rest of your life. I made the conscious choice to love tits when I could have easily made the conscious choice to love cock on a man. I chose tits like a real man should. As for it being a cult, of course it is. Using the promise of immortality by collecting "Marlock" from boys through sex is the same thing as drinking the awesome kool-aid provided by the bald man in black.

BigNewsDay said...
Great job in exposing these freaks for what they really are. Stop by the AZ Blog where we fight these same idiots on a daily basis.

Oh dear, I clicked on the link to Absolute Zero from the club's webpage even though they had a warning they were going to upload spyware onto my computer! Oh....it's an anti-pedophile site, sweeeeetttttt. Thank you very much, by the way, you guys are really good at what you do. My site is still better, but that's always expected after you come onto my page and get rocked by its nut busting attributes.

Daydreamer of Oz said...
Classic, GreyFox! Alex, we're working on that very hope tirelessly. Come join us at the link provided by BigNewsDay.

Glad you enjoyed it. There is your answer, Alex.

The Mother of a Child said...
God bless you, Grey Fox. Although sarcasm is not my style of humor, you perfectly used it for a topic that gives me dread when I let my child out to play. I am glad there are young men like you in this world that can be kind of a jerk sometimes, but at least have the decency to strike down on disgusting men like these.

I find it rather odd and shocking that a mother would come onto my site and praise me for all the "horrible" things I say, but she apparently understands it's sarcasm and satire. If only there were more adults out there who can laugh at a fart joke and not have a thumb up their ass.

Rookiee said...
Wow, I look pretty cute. :)

The Truth aims to please the delusional. I found out this was the pic of an Australian pedophile with the Peter Pan Syndrome. Put two and two together....

NG said...
On the other hand, Antonio, there is nothing in the bible that says that someone can use the word of god to promote hate and violence. That some do doesn't make it any more right that someone who subscribes to a fallacious philosphy.

Just say you like little kids and you hate war because you're a pussy boy lover!

Jesus Bowling said...
That was probably one of your best "serious" works, Grey. Fantastic job.

Thanks, I'm always "serious."

Anonymous said...
ng is a fag

Well, no one is perfect.

leBonhomme said...
Nice pic... why have I been edited out of it?

Uh oh, time to put more butter into your eyes, I think they're going bad. GET THIS MAN A HOT POCKET, STAT!

"nothing tickles leBonhomme's fancy than a night of hot pockets and thinking about which Star Trek child actor he'd do first."

at least it keeps me off the streets :)

Clerk: 10 hot pockets, that'll be $11.00, please
Boy: Here, use this credit card!
Clerk: ....is this yours?
Boy: No, its my long lost brother's card! He's staying over for a while to look after me! We're gonna play doctor later!
Clerk: ....(he makes a move to the phone and dials 911)

Anonymous said...
lebonhomme is a fag

Great detective work, you anonymous sleuth, you.

karen said...
ew, these guys r sik fuks!

If anyone can decipher this alien language, please contact me.

Stitches77 said...
Ng said On the other hand, Antonio, there is nothing in the bible that says that someone can use the word of god to promote hate and violence.

The only promotion of hate and violence I've observed has been from the pedovores.

But since you, ng, are interested in the word of God, he also said Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward. wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls

In other words, stop using the word to fuck little boys.

Vanisher came to me in my dreams on my birthday and slothed this:

Vanisher said...
Using your detestable attitude for the forces of good I see?

Good jod, keep up the good work. How long will you good will to your fellow man last?

He also told me he truly is a futa fan and complained about how awesome I am to him on the 0bsidian forums. I am unsure as how to translate his final sentence, but if anyone can or knows what "jod" means in his sentence, please inform me soon. I would love to learn how to translate some of this awesome alien language.

Oh, and I always do good for my fellow man, that's why I have this site, for real men who love real manly articles, not sob stories about how much of an asshole Grey Fox is, whoever the fuck that is. I think he owns Something Awful or something awful like that. He also has a lot of hater fans that eat big hefty bowls of his nuts for breakfast because he has enough to go around for them.

And finally, my brother has graciously added this:

Mythril said...
Wow, all they need is some make-up and they can be Emo!
Queers.

Well, I know for a fact OhHellYeah70 is emo after the saddening crybaby story he wrote about me on his site.

And there you have it. Comments from all walks of life. In a week, I'll post the top 10 emails I've gotten. Later today, I'll have my Arizona and Notre Dame outlooks for College football season ready and a fun little quiz for everyone to take.