Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Finally, Idiots Awaken The Sleeping Giant

The events of April have been grand. So much has happened and now that things have blown over, it's time for The Truth (now a radio station in Tucson for Liberal Media aka fucking faggots) to step in to show you the way. And guess what? Grey Fox is highly pissed off and has taken another step up the conservative ladder. Uh oh, he's coming closer to being an even BIGGER asshole! Relax, knuckleheads, I'm not evangelistic and I never will be.

You know what happened and you know it's gonna be said, so, here are the topics coming soon:

Imus Was Boring And Liberal, But Can Still Speak

We Need To Feel Sorry For A Mass Murderer, But Be Upset At Awesome Parenting

Tree Hugging Celebrities Lie To You (And Al Gore Does Too)

My Brief Journey Into Defeatism (Not By Harry Reid)

Conservative Radio: Threat To National Security Or Something Fags Don't Want To Hear Because They Are Right?

The webpage is taking shape, but slower than you can wipe your ass with one sheet of toliet paper. My project designers totally fucked up the templates, so now I have to somehow find freetime to redo it myself or my good buddies back at my alma mater get back to me and decide to work for beer. Yes, The Truth is back and you can now stop flooding my inbox with your crybaby ramblings or thanks for not posting in so long.

Before I sign off, I would like to send out two special messages to my greatest readers, one beyond the grave, the other, a supposive UCSC student I took for a ride.

Remember Vanisher, the poor bastard that tried to outlast me and make a fool out of me because I said things he didn't like? It turns out that the futanari pervert was a futanari fan and decided to become outraged with me in other things because I upset his obsession. My sister is a member of a forum that he was in and one day, she decided to Google me. A few of my articles came up, but best of all, a link to my site on the 0bsidian forums saying how much of an asshole I am and that I own Something Awful. Sadly, the link is no longer up, but my sister sent the loser a message laughing about how sad it was for him to waste his time in outshowing someone far superior to him in everyway. So, what seemed to be such a mighty beast actually turned out to be a celibate fan of futanari, a nerd outcasted by the shackles of free speech hell bent on making Grey Fox feel sorry for his crime of speaking his mind as granted by the first amendment. And where is he now? In hell, of course! I stomp on the ground "Hot enough for ya down there???" Ha ha ha.

This one goes out to dear sweet Willie (I will protect your name, darling. I am not without a heart). I've met a few people online. I met a friend of mine on Gaia for her Texas Tech marching band bowl game in Tempe. I met a girl up in Colorado Springs and shot pool with her and played with her kid, but nothing prepared me for the phone calls to Tellthemwillieboyishere. I had given her attraction physically and mentally and she wanted to be my friend despite all the sour bickering and sarcastic quips flung from both ends. So, I decided to give her a chance. However, the angle, the angle...how would I play the angle? Then I came up with the solution: act in a way that is somewhat opposite of how I write and act online. It was golden, bought hook line and sinker. Talking about myself only enraged her further, even though she wanted to get to know me. Telling her about my personal life with my fiancee got her jealous, but the sin of spin came from trying to make me feel guilty for bringing her up. I swam in the laughter covering the receiver up, hell, I even let my siblings listen in when I was at home. The greatest moment came from grabbing April's bare naked breast and mentioning it to her. The sparks and outrage that flew, absolutely classic. Thank you, Willie, for being a great fan of The Grey Fox. I guess the "Grey Fox" you fell in love with on Gaia actually does exist and the "Grey Fox" on the phone was the illusion. Gasp, shock!

And there you have it. Get ready to be pissed off like I am.

grey.fox37@gmail.com