Fun With The Little Things: From TV to RIPs
I gotta write about some stuff I've been noticing recently, so consider this a semi-serious version of Weekend Update.
First off, I want to give an R.I.P. to Gliss 'n' Goss. It's 7 posts of girl power and future cum guzzling is finally at an end. We big farewell to the 13 year old of the Caribbean. Our middle fingers extend for her.
I would like to give a special R.I.P. to Vanisher. His vain attempts at de-commisioning this site with his "Mother's Against Grey Fox" site has warranted him with one extremely long and pointless post in a failed attempt to show intelligence and only 16 visitors in the past 4 months. He gave it his best, but it looks like he finally realized he can only suck a "troll's" dick and not bend it. Our love goes out to him, from the bottom of our assholes. (It should also be noted that he wrote to me in his dreams saying that anything written on his site from here on out is complete jibberish and should be disregarded as figments of our imagination. Thanks, Vanisher!)
On TV, they've been showing this global warming commercial where a guy is standing on train tracks and talking about how he doesn't have to worry about "irreversable effects in 30 years." He shows his manlyness by stepping off the train tracks and then the camera zooms in on an ugly little girl with an absolute look of false, guilt trip dread on her face. To my disappointment, the commercial did not show the little girl get walloped by the train for her pretentious attempted suicide and false guilt trip, but go to a screen about some mythical super-being only known as...EL GLOBAL WARMINGO! We here at The Truth would like to applaud the EPA for proving a more important point: ugly children should be seen, not heard, and run over by trains.
Gaia Online has now become my new hangout for when I am bored or in need of cyber if my fiancee is not in the mood. In their Macromedia Flash program, Towns, users can take their custom avitars or males and females into it and show off their stuff, talk to other nerds, etc. You can even put your own house in it too. I went into one and the owner of it came in asking if i enjoyed her house. I cracked a joke about how i left stains in the bed and immediately, the bitch mode turned on. News flash: IT'S JUST A STUPID GAME AND A FAKE HOUSE, STOP TAKING IT SERIOUSLY. She even got her "boyfriend" involved (which was just her using a different computer, the poor lonely chick) and things got even funnier when some of my buddies came in and were teasing her. She said she was starting to cry, which was immediately replied to by my friend: "crying over Gaia stuff? And you call us losers?" Sheesh, I guess some people have no grasp of reality. The new gangbang, weee
I saw Pirates of the Carribean Dead Man's Chest two weeks ago. It was a fun ride with lots of suspense, thrills, action, and a great soundtrack. When The Kraken destroys that first ship, the music associated to it and the scenes actually sent chills up my spine. Along with more crazy characters, classics you know and love, and another superior acting job by Johnny Depp, this is the blockbuster of the summer. (***** Light 5 stars, but still 5 nonetheless)
The Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift, on the other hand, made me glad i downloaded it instead of paying to see it in the theaters. A redneck version of Paul Walker going to Tokyo for being a bad boy with his mother in the states with all the racing he did. He meets Bow Wow, who's character is a sort of trader/grifter, then meets a japanese DK, or drift king, who gets him involved in learning how to drift. You know, it was too short, not enough about the cars, more about the crap plot, etc. And why the fuck do they make the girl love interest only part Asian?? COME ON, he needed a real Asian for christ's sake. Anyway, the drifting is cool, but as usual, its just a shoot'em up at the end and a show of what the home boy learned. At least the Asian chicks were hot. (**)
I've finally beaten Oblivion today, and the ending was awesome, but left me unsatisfied with how short the main quest was. Sure, I can go around and finish my other quests now for guilds, but damnit, Morrowind's main quest was longer! Regardless, this is my game of the year so far.
I beat Hitman: Blood Money in 4 days with the Silent Assassin rating on each mission. It was short, but oh, was it ever so sweet. This is the best Hitman ever made and it really surprised me after how Contracts kind of let me down. Customizable weapons, a great soundtrack, so many different ways to kill, and different ways to complete the missions. The A.I. even got a major facelift. Full review later.
I stumbled across a forum for underground hiphop where they spoke about the Lebannon issue escalating to World War III. They said the same thing about Kosovo, The Gulf, and even Vietnam. It takes a lot more for a world war to start up, stop complaining unless you want to do something about it, pussies. I hate kids trying to act intelligent. They need to get run over like that girl on the train tracks.
Well, that's it for now, see you next month.
First off, I want to give an R.I.P. to Gliss 'n' Goss. It's 7 posts of girl power and future cum guzzling is finally at an end. We big farewell to the 13 year old of the Caribbean. Our middle fingers extend for her.
I would like to give a special R.I.P. to Vanisher. His vain attempts at de-commisioning this site with his "Mother's Against Grey Fox" site has warranted him with one extremely long and pointless post in a failed attempt to show intelligence and only 16 visitors in the past 4 months. He gave it his best, but it looks like he finally realized he can only suck a "troll's" dick and not bend it. Our love goes out to him, from the bottom of our assholes. (It should also be noted that he wrote to me in his dreams saying that anything written on his site from here on out is complete jibberish and should be disregarded as figments of our imagination. Thanks, Vanisher!)
On TV, they've been showing this global warming commercial where a guy is standing on train tracks and talking about how he doesn't have to worry about "irreversable effects in 30 years." He shows his manlyness by stepping off the train tracks and then the camera zooms in on an ugly little girl with an absolute look of false, guilt trip dread on her face. To my disappointment, the commercial did not show the little girl get walloped by the train for her pretentious attempted suicide and false guilt trip, but go to a screen about some mythical super-being only known as...EL GLOBAL WARMINGO! We here at The Truth would like to applaud the EPA for proving a more important point: ugly children should be seen, not heard, and run over by trains.
Gaia Online has now become my new hangout for when I am bored or in need of cyber if my fiancee is not in the mood. In their Macromedia Flash program, Towns, users can take their custom avitars or males and females into it and show off their stuff, talk to other nerds, etc. You can even put your own house in it too. I went into one and the owner of it came in asking if i enjoyed her house. I cracked a joke about how i left stains in the bed and immediately, the bitch mode turned on. News flash: IT'S JUST A STUPID GAME AND A FAKE HOUSE, STOP TAKING IT SERIOUSLY. She even got her "boyfriend" involved (which was just her using a different computer, the poor lonely chick) and things got even funnier when some of my buddies came in and were teasing her. She said she was starting to cry, which was immediately replied to by my friend: "crying over Gaia stuff? And you call us losers?" Sheesh, I guess some people have no grasp of reality. The new gangbang, weee
I saw Pirates of the Carribean Dead Man's Chest two weeks ago. It was a fun ride with lots of suspense, thrills, action, and a great soundtrack. When The Kraken destroys that first ship, the music associated to it and the scenes actually sent chills up my spine. Along with more crazy characters, classics you know and love, and another superior acting job by Johnny Depp, this is the blockbuster of the summer. (***** Light 5 stars, but still 5 nonetheless)
The Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift, on the other hand, made me glad i downloaded it instead of paying to see it in the theaters. A redneck version of Paul Walker going to Tokyo for being a bad boy with his mother in the states with all the racing he did. He meets Bow Wow, who's character is a sort of trader/grifter, then meets a japanese DK, or drift king, who gets him involved in learning how to drift. You know, it was too short, not enough about the cars, more about the crap plot, etc. And why the fuck do they make the girl love interest only part Asian?? COME ON, he needed a real Asian for christ's sake. Anyway, the drifting is cool, but as usual, its just a shoot'em up at the end and a show of what the home boy learned. At least the Asian chicks were hot. (**)
I've finally beaten Oblivion today, and the ending was awesome, but left me unsatisfied with how short the main quest was. Sure, I can go around and finish my other quests now for guilds, but damnit, Morrowind's main quest was longer! Regardless, this is my game of the year so far.
I beat Hitman: Blood Money in 4 days with the Silent Assassin rating on each mission. It was short, but oh, was it ever so sweet. This is the best Hitman ever made and it really surprised me after how Contracts kind of let me down. Customizable weapons, a great soundtrack, so many different ways to kill, and different ways to complete the missions. The A.I. even got a major facelift. Full review later.
I stumbled across a forum for underground hiphop where they spoke about the Lebannon issue escalating to World War III. They said the same thing about Kosovo, The Gulf, and even Vietnam. It takes a lot more for a world war to start up, stop complaining unless you want to do something about it, pussies. I hate kids trying to act intelligent. They need to get run over like that girl on the train tracks.
Well, that's it for now, see you next month.
posted by Grey Fox at 5:53 PM
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