Reader's Response To Mr. Futa Lover

Surprisingly, he only came on once, read my futanari thing, had his cow, and left. He hasn't even come back to try and belittle me again over the response I gave him. And what does that mean? His ass has been handed to him because he realized writing negatively is useless to his time consuming life of masturbating to dickgirls and shemales.

On the other side, I have a few responses about this guy (5 comments and almost 30 emails). Most of the emails were similar to many of the comments on this site: he needs a life, he needs to kill himself, he needs a buttplug, he needs to go to jail, etc. I'm going to show the 5 comments and then one classic email. To the rest who emailed me, sorry, but write longer next time and I will post them! 3 of the 5 Anonymous I know, so their names will be shown, but not their emails, by request.

Craig from Australia wrote:

Hi, I'm one of your Australian fans! Julie told me about your site and its hilarious! I wait by before class for your next post! This guy is really sad. I know you don't care what others like and you exploit the people who take it so personally really well! I laughed so hard at your response to this looney and I wouldn't be surprised if he were a Kiwi. You are a freak! Futanari is sick! Keep up the great laughs!

A true fan. Craig knows my style of humor is to tease everyone and everything (including myself) all in good fun by using satire and sarcasm to amplify it. Although, Craig, you should go out and have a life instead of waiting by so patiently for my next circle jerk. GET A WOMAN!

A New Fan wrote:

this person seems to have a really horrible lifestyle. i've never seen anyone get so upset about someone making fun of this disgusting shit. this guy needs to put a gun to his head or get a fucking life.great blog, or site, or whatever, lol. i'm gonna bookmark you now.

I've gotten worse, buddy. You should have seen the emails I got when I sent out teasing responses about Mars Volta and how anyone could possibly love him. A lot of people, mostly players of World of Warcrack, take their sub-culutre to the brink of cult activity and then blow their brains out. From Mr. Futa Lover's reaction, this seems to be a similar scenario.

John (old buddy of mine) from Utah wrote:

This...pervert seems to labor under the delusion that liking children in make believe is ok and socially acceptable. I even bet this guy thinks he is special and unique and sees himself as an outcast to give himself the self-pity he needs in life to survive. I have no pity for a sick piece of rubbish like you, chump. I read your blog regularly. You are one of the funniest guys on Blogspot.

Thanks for the ass-kissing, John, I needed that. John brings up a really valid point about Mr. Futa Lover. For some reason, geeks of all types of sub-culture put themselves into these mindsets that because they like something that isn't normal and that parents don't usually understand, they think of themselves as some new form of enlightened human. They feel that because they get off to dickgirls instead of normal girls, for example, they have found shangra-la before we have.....until reality kicks in around them to where they live in a dumpy apartment (or their parents' basement), debt surrounds them, and they have no girlfriend, a shitty job, and dirty clothes, pizza boxes, and dishes around them. Just because you like something that isn't mainstream doesn't make you unique. That is no different than a stupid teenager who thinks that being goth is being special and unique when its just acting like a pussy who wants to be feared. Good job on showing no pity as well. Why pity the weird?

A fan (possibly a teenager from the writing style) wrote:

to the futa luvr
ur a fag u stupid fuk. u shuld be shot by a firing squd

I hate teens and I hate shorthand, but he makes an amusing point.

Shannon from Colorado wrote:

i don't understand why people defend bad habits such as these. it's almost like being an alcoholic and not admitting you're one. i reallly like your writing style

You shouldn't like, but LOVE my wiritng style. Now, make love to it!

Anyway, I had to think for a moment as to what she was trying to say here, but I got the jist of it. I was under the impression she called futanari a bad habit, but then I got to thinking, maybe she was referring to the masturbation Mr. Futa Lover does on those cold, lonely nights.

The reason why people defend these bad habits is just as you put it: they can't let go of what makes them feel good, not for anything. Just about everything in this world is addicting, from drinking beer to gambling to anime and to writing at 6 in the morning on your own webpage because your fiancee is still asleep and you have to wait to get some, so you decide to write on your webpage to keep the fans happy.

People defend their habits or sub-cultures because they feel they are important and that people actually give a damn about what they stand up for when the truth of the matter is, no one gives a SHIT about you or your geekdom except those within it or jackasses like me who love to tease it. Even within the geekdom, there are people that still don't give a shit about you or just use you to get that one hentai of chun li tit fucking kasumi from DOA (I've clicked on some BAD porn links, sadly). The rela purpose of the defense in a sub-culutre is just to whine and try to make people's lives miserable. The purpose of defending yourself to me is to get laughed at, written about and commented by me, then laughed at by my fans. God, I am so awesome.

Finally, I got an email from a psychology grad student at The University of Florida named Stacey who actually enjoys my site, despite being an admitted feminist nazi, and has written an incredible response:

Dear Mr. Grey Fox,

First off, I would like to say that I have loved your blog now gone rant webpage this entire year. I was given the link from a friend who has a friend that knows you here. I have agreed with you on so many of your points, laughed at your witty sarcasm and I find it disappointing to see that you are engaged, but, despite most of our agreements, I am what you refer to as a "feminist nazi" and a "liberal douche" so we probably wouldn't get along in a relationship.

All this time, however, I never found myself writing a response to you. I never could exactly find simple comments to leave on your site. Ashley (she says hi, by the way), gave me your email, so I was finally ready to wait for a big article of yours to write in response to you about. I thought you only posted the negative comments up on your main page, but once I read the futanari lover article, I decided to write to you.

I took a class on human sexuality my junior year and we had to do a project on different types of attractions, also known as, what makes the sexes tick. I decided to do a Standard Gaussian Survey and go around campus asking people of various ages what made them tick.

After a week, I realized I needed to find more elaborate variables, so I went deeper and came up with variables like hobbies, majors, and even subculture. Once I did that, I got rather steamy, biazarre, and descriptive fantasies from all sorts of cliques on campus. I then took these variables and catagorized them into areas like innocent, virgin, weird, three-way, homosexual, and so on.

Perhaps some of the funniest (and even scariest) ticks came from the anime club here. This club is 90% male and 10% female. Every female in the club had a boyfriend and only one of them was dating a guy from the club. The guys were either single, three or four had a girlfriend outside of the club, or had some "online girlfriend" they have never met.

I asked the girls what made them tick first. Most of it was simple enough, like Yaoi (homosexual men), guys who looked like girls, or dress up cosplay. The guys had some similar stuff, Yuri (lesbians) was brought up, of course.

However, a lot of guys had these really creepy ones like tenticles, violence, choking a female and doing her, scat (toliets involved), and futanari came up a few times.

That wasn't the real scary part. That came when I proposed a question, like I did with the girls, that went like this: "These characters aren't real. Does that bother you at all?"

A majority of the responses were given to me in private by the guys. The girls mostly said, it's just a fetish while a lot of the guys told me some really scary things like "I have cried myself to sleep over not having such-and-such" or "I almost committed suicide one night when I realized I could never be able to live in an anime world" or "I want to make a realdoll of such-and-such" These responses completely shocked me and I promised them I would not reveal their names as to not stain their images in the project.

It's really sad to see guys out there grow on this mentality that if they do not get their anime fantasy, they will cease to exist. I had no idea it ran this deep in a subculture like anime. I got an A on the project too.

In response to your comment on the futa lover's comment, you made a great point in your paragraph about the child drawings. An attraction to "loli" as it is called in the subculure, is usually followed by an attraction to real little girls. The moral crime that you were perceiving was that, and I thought that was brilliant of you to bring it out, not only for your ego, but to show you are a very intelligent individual. You also made a humorous, but sometimes true, point about how deeply engrossed fans of a fetish or subculture cannot have an orgasm unless their fetish is met, in this case, drawings of women with penises.

The futa lover tried to insult your intelligence on several occasions, each of which your sarcastic wit and the talents of your mind were able to push back blow for blow. On a simple psychological analysis, this individual appears sane enough to function in real life, but might have trouble with the law later if he takes his loli obsession too far. He also seems to jump to several conclusions, one being that Republicans are wienes, whereas we Democrats are acutally referred to as wienes and Republicans are just assholes. On a further note from that subject, he jumps to an ignorant conclusion that you were Republican where on your article explaining yourself, you clearly state you are Independently Conservative.

I look foward to 2006 and I hope the idiocity continues to give your ego and humor the boosts they deserve. Continue the great work and you and your fiancee have a Merry Christmas.

Best Wishes,

Stacy

Stacy made a point that I have wanted to share for a long time: clinging onto fantasy women. It's as if online RPGs meets wanking! People who can't have sex with Chii suddenly blow their brains out??? Crying over not having a woman who doesn't exist? Its almost like...Geek Emo! Oh shit, I just dubbed a new sub-culture, WHOA, off to Urban Dictionary I go!

Thank you very much, Stacy, for that humorous and fantastic email. Keep reading and keep sending your responses.

For anyone who missed my email earlier because you are too fucking lazy to read ALL my articles on this site, its grey.fox37@gmail.com. I accept all comments, letters, and legit porn.

Have a Merry Christmas and I'll see you all Monday for the 2005 Grey Fox Video Game Awards.

Two Movie Reviews

My sister informed me that the response to my article on the cat girl foundation was: "for someone who doesn't care, he sure had a lot to say."

Of course I did, you schmuck. I have a lot to say for humor's sake and for my fans. Be grateful I even wrote about you at all, you two bit loser!

Caveman Joe said...
Heheh. Good rant, matey. This line in particular made me giggle like a schoolgirl:"I'm going to have my sister email them with a link to this story."Top form.

Gee, what can I say? My sister has the uncanny ability to make people giggle like a schoolgirl (and get involved in her brother's satire, grooovvvyyyyy).

Moving on, two new movies I have seen:

Aeon Flux

The anime series kicks major ass and it was only a matter of time before they would make it a live action. Charlize Theron takes the role of the dominatrix by day, spy by night Monican agent, Aeon Flux. Sadly, the dominatrix part is taken out. Drag. The weirdness (technologies, people, species, locations, etc), is kept in. Good. The philosophy that Trevor Goodchild sprouts in the anime is no where to be seen. MAJOR DRAG. Theron sounds a lot like Aeon's anime character. Excellent. I had a love/hate relationship with this movie. The action was fun, the acting wasn't awful, and the plot was interesting (explains how Aeon kept coming back from dying so much in the first and second seasons, I guess, heh), but the lack of philosophy and the fact the idiots made it PG-13 instead of extending out to the sexual libidos the series is known for, I can't rate it higher than 3.5, but keep in mind, this is a STRONG 3.5. (***1/2)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, And The Waredrobe

Despite a rather poor soundtrack, this movie stays true to the book and was fun and exciting to watch. Each actor fit their role perfectly (especially Lucy, she was extremely adorable and made me want to have a daughter like her). The scenary and effects were marvelous and die hard fans can finally see their favorite locations in Narnia come to life at last. I am unsure if the other three books are on their way to being made into movies, but if they are, they will be great as well. A must see. (*****)

Now, all I need is that damn Rainbow Six movie to come out and my favorite fantasy series, Shannara, to become a movie as well. Hell, Splinter Cell wouldn't hurt either.

Coming up next: Grey Fox's Games of the Year 2005

I have my game of the year already picked from October. That's the only hint you get.

Cat Girl Psychology: People With Time To Burn

Ah, cat girls, one of those rare times where I actually like something bizarre in society's eyes. In case you're wondering what a cat girl is, the ones I like are women who have a normal female body, but have cat ears and a cat tail and has some of the cute mannerisms and affections of a real cat, NOTHING ELSE. That is the normal (and I use normal loosely here) realm of what a cat girl should be. There are others, like the ones completely covered in fur, or even ACTUAL cats that magically talk, that seem to capture the eyes of beastiality freaks everywhere. Therefore, they are dubbed (by the sub-culture) as "furries." I'll pass on that personally (cough, FREAKS, cough).

Beyond downloading pics to masturbate to, having your fiance or girlfriend dress up and act as one, drawing them, and writing stories about them, there really isn't more needed beyond that (as long as the fetish is kept in balance, of course). However, and it pains me to see this, cat girls are now officially being taken at a psychological view on this site here.

The "Cat Girl Research Foundation" is dedicated to understanding the psychological attractions men (and even women) have to cat girls. Apparently, they have gathered the most powerful nerds in the world together, gave them credentials they didn't even deserve (since BattleStar Galactica dominates their time and they have no time for more important things like showering and passing classes), and sat around munching on donuts and drinking whole milk trying to unlock the enigma which is the Cat Girl....

....WHO CARES?????

Cat Girls are cute, sexy, and dominant (the good ones are dominant. Fuck submissive women in those hentai games and movies and in reality), what else do you need to know. Why? Look at them, they have the feminine features that are sexified by the cat ears and tail. The cute affections and mannerisms and playfulness add a sparkle to sexual fantasy as well. That's allllllllll there is to it. I guess if we gave them a penis too, they'd be perfect!

I sounded like I spoke as if they were real there. Well, although it'd be great if they were, I get by just fine with the dress up in bed (anyone losing sleep over Cat Girls not existing need help).

Now, onto the content of the site. These "scientists" interview some of the SADDEST idiots I've seen in this past year of writing. I easily explained my attraction in a healthy and non-obsessive manner, due to the fact that I can get off to other things besides fantasy cat girls. However, reading these "researcher findings" makes me want to abandon this fetish:

Why is it that some people think that the epitome of female beauty has cat ears and a tail? As one of those people, I have to say that I have no idea. Catgirls have haunted my imagination since I was a small child; when I was six, my imaginary friend was one, and now that I'm older, my fiancée is one (in soul if not in body). And I don't know why I'm so attracted - mentally and physically - to girls that curl up in chairs and meow. That's the question that this page will answer. Once again; I need your help to solve the great mystery of my life!

Grim Malady

Solving the great mystery of life is very simple, Grim...if that is your real name! To unlock the great mystery of your life will involve you getting out of your chair in front of your computer, walking to that large door at the front of your mother's house, and then opening it. Be careful now, the sun might adversely effect your eyes! Then, go out and shoot a basketball or ride a bike or drink socially with friends. The mystery of your life will be revealed....and to make it easier on you, I'll tell you what it was: that you had no life to begin with and you focused on the most ridiculous idea WAY too seriously. I summed up my attraction in a simple, and not to mention, healthy summary instead of placing myself into the hands of people who probably have shitty jobs and try to vindicate their existances through making a website about the psychology of cat girls. Oh, and congrats on the engagement to your imaginary cat girl friend, I'm happy for you!

On a further note, remember that episode of South Park in Season 3 with Sexual Harassment Panda? When the boys went to that one Island of Misfit Mascots, they ran into a bunch of freaks that thought they were real animals that they dressed up as. I'm associating this to Grim's imaginary fiance and how he feels she is a cat. "Hey, I'm a REAL WORM!" "Ok...Ok!!! You're a real worm....you're a real cat....that air next to you is a real fiance...ok...ok...!!!"

Sheila Davis (probably a guy, but they wanted to use a girl name to make it look like women actually care) wrote:

"Like most attractions (especially sexual ones), the affinity for Catgirls springs from our deepest animal instincts. Given that humans only broke away from the rest of the primate family four million years ago or so, there's probably still some part of us that looks for a healthy fur coat and tail in a mate.
Those same instincts also tell men to look for a female that will be willing to do what they ask - cooking, cleaning, bearing children, etc. Who could be more submissive than a girl who's half housepet?
Also, cats tend to be very affectionate - unless their guardian has been extremely neglectful or abusive, they naturally want to rub up against you and give you a good licking. Given how much time, effort, and stress it takes to get the average human girl to that stage, it's no wonder so many of us are just as attracted - if not more so - to Catgirls."

oooo, this one had quotations even!

Oh yeah, s/he REALLY hit it on the note when I proposed to April. I wanted her for her lucious fur coat, sexy swaying tail, and those EARS full of mites, hell yeah! Funny thing is....she didn't have that....and strangely enough, I still proposed to her, even though she wasn't a cat girl. OH GOD, I'M SO AWKWARDDDDDDD!!!!

Heh....heh heh heh heh.....heh heh ha ha HA HA HA HA!!!!! LOOK FOR A WOMAN WHO SUBMITS TO MY EVERY WILL???? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???? NAZI, GEMANY???? Cat Girls are supposed to be dominant (or submissive if you like that) figures of power to satisfy sexual urges, NOT CARRY IT OVER INTO DAILY LIFE! HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTT......

Well, can't entirely argue with the last paragraph, but, if a girl is SERIOUSLY trying to seek that as a lifestyle, I think it's time to go see a PROFESSIONAL psychologist.

Then, it moves on to the science of a cat girl: explaing the different species, gene manipulation, trying to find planets that have them....you know, the common bullshit that a sub-culture (or cult) use to suck you in further into making your cat girl fetish unhealthy and weird, like this guy pousing as a chick:

"Personally, the cat affiliation probably starts with the fact that I have been the companion of and watched the litters of many many housecats. I have consorted with those who have believed that they were witches, and that guided me into the idea of shamanism (see Cat shaman, ShadowRun), where I found that my Cat was Tiger. I do believe that some of us who take the path of Totem Animal are disenfranchised in some way. For me, Tiger is a strengthening influence. She guides me to make choices that are the best for my life, and to take chances I wouldn't normally take because I can live through them. [...]As a follower of Tiger, I believe that some of her traits bleed into me from time to time. I have been told by someone who claims to have seen my aura (before they knew me personally) that they thought there was an actual Tiger sitting where I was. I found that flattering, but unlikely. I find, however, that when I am angry, I "feel" the fangs and claws growing. The eyes slit. My stance changes. In that, I believe I would fit your requirement for Catgirl, since I seem to "project" that image well enough for what I would call non-mystics to pick it up.The psychological appeal is, for me, an identity. There is no crisis when I can blend my feral self and my human self into one. Were I to try to shut out the wilder self, I would lose some self-esteem, a lot of direction, and likely, the ability to go outside my house. (That's a long story.)"

BlackTigr

This "long story" can be summed up in a stream on one select word

KOOKOO, KOOKOO, KOOKOO, KOOKOO, KOOKOO

Jesus Christ, is loving cat girls because they are sexy not good enough nowadays? Do these idiots really have to make people even stupider than they were in their anime universe????

Of course, it has a forum, which I have been debating whether or not to troll.

At least they gave me generous links to cat girl sites so I can draw some more. They even have a link to Bridget Wilde's gallery (she lives here in Tucson too. We're friends).

Finally, my favorite part of the site would definately have to be this:

This page is based on the assumption that while there are girls in the world who enjoy acting like cats, and that there are no girls who actually have been born with long furry tails or large cat ears as parts of their body. We only believe this because we have never seen any evidence that they do exist. If someone has any proof, by all means email us with said proof! Please!

In other words:

"We are desparate nerds who can't get laid by normal women! Please, if you have ANY proof of cat girls, bring them over on a leash so we can train them into our sex slaves and lose our virginity in the only way we can!"

God, I love life and I love sub-cultured freaks.

I'm going to have my sister email them with a link to this story. The Truth has spoken.

Real Ashlee Simpson Fan Mail

I saw Ashlee Simpson in a McDonald's the other night, and she was drunk as shit-faced could be. While all the other guys with cameras were trying to get a photo, I was only trying to get something to eat. Next thing you know, her crazy adventure was all over the news and the internet. I couldn't believe this little bitch even tried to make it in showbiz by using her hot sister's name. They both have no talent, but I'd fuck the hell out of Jessica's mouth. Ashlee can die for all I care.

I was wondering when someone was going to bring this up...I'm surprised I didn't. Guess I just wasn't in the mood at talking about this (now) blonde bimbo.

It sucks that starving people such as this fan have to wait while Ashlee climbs over a counter to go suck the manager's cock. HEY, SOME OF US HAVE TO GET BACK TO REAL JOBS LIKE MAKING GAMES, PRESCRIBING MEDICINE, DEFENDING CLIENTS, AND JACKING OFF TO FUTANARI!....excluding that last one.

I hope you got that meal and I hope it wasn't covered in the McDonalds manager's cum or Ashlee's lip gloss.

And amen to you for finally knowing what the TRUE meaning of what Jessica's mouth is all about!! It's just like finding the true meaning of Christmas: The Presents. Hey, maybe Santa will put Jessica Simpson in your stocking and you can stuff her mouth! That'd be so tits.

On a further note from the previous post....you know, the "cool unique futa freak," I emplore ALL my fans, haters or lovers, to write feedback about this guy and his defense to my humor. I need some more of my fans to become famous!

Five Words: Get A Sense Of Humor

This site is dedicated to the truth, the absolute truth, and nothing but the truth. If you do not agree with me, you are wrong.

Even if you don't agree with me and STILL get a laugh out of my site, it STILL serves its purpose.....

...or when I get classic "condescending" fan mail like this little gem, as follows (viewer idioicity not advised):

You're such a pathetic Republican conservative wienie. I assume you also become ill when the word "gay" is mentioned. All you are looking at are drawings. There is no concept of age or legality because these aren't photos of real human beings, therefore this doesn't fit into any definition of the moral crime you're percieving. That stuff posted on Obsidian is extremely mild compared to what else is out there. I admit that I like futa and dickgirls, but there's some stuff even I consider sick - shit lovers, beasiality, amputees, gore, just to name a few. If futa "disappoints" you, here's a reality check - you're only scratching the surface. Better climb back into your coccoon and wrap yourself in the 1950's.And, by the way, here's another shocker - dickgirls actually exist in real life. Lookup "shemales" on the net, or, better yet, take a trip to Thailand and meet one.

It's amazing how, even after writing how I am AN INDEPENDENT WHO LEANS CONSERVATIVE, I still end up with ignorant sluts with something to prove to a simple 23 year old network admin who should just be taken with a grain of salt...but then you realize my complete awesomeness...ness, and then try to stick it to me due to complete jealousy of how much better I am than you. Oh well, no one's perfect.

Now that I'm done fueling my ego, to the "homo-erotic shemale futa bukkake super hyper mega cannon show!" Although a word like "gay" never really makes me throw up my cliche 10:30 bagel and triple expresso (I dunno...whatever 5 figure guys like me are SUPPOSED to eat and drink at a coffee break), nor is it really my thing, doesn't make me a homophobe. I love poking fun at gays, who doesn't? Oh, I forgot, Mr. Futa Lover here sees it as a sin and I'm now going to futa hell where the futa devil will prod me up my wise little ass of mine. I AM NOT AFRAID!

SNL (Saturday Night Live if you've lived in futa hell your whole life), makes fun of gays a lot and TONS of people laugh. It's all in good fun. I've got a gay friend who used to be my fiance's roomate. He called me cute once, I took it as a compliment (hey, if both sexes find you good looking, you must be quite a looker, weee). He loves it when I make fun of gays and doesn't take it as an insult. Uh oh, I said GAY again, I better go and throw up...wait...no...it's just gas, whew.

All I am looking at are drawings....all this and more found in the magazine "DUH." (water is good for you. Air, in a national poll, is agreed by all Americans, as "necessary for human and plant life"). Fair enough....but pssst, come closer....closer....THEY'RE WOMEN WITH PENISES!!!!!!!!

We all have our kinks...and we all have people in our society that make fun of these kinks, me being one of them. So, I guess making fun of the most trival things in the word, such as futanari, fires up even the left-wing liberal nut nerd bags like this guy here into screaming that there is nothing wrong with liking women with penises and so on....maybe you're right...maybe I'm just too blind to see the joy of sucking off a female's long, salty cock and having a fill of the white fun stuff inside....

....wait...wait...what's this??? There is no concept of age or legality because these aren't photos of real human beings, therefore this doesn't fit into any definition of the moral crime you're percieving. It doesn't matter, YOU ARE STILL A SICK FREAK. Guys (or girls) who are into looking at minors in drawings are more than likely to look up kiddie porn as well since it is a part of their libido...ohhhhh....actually, I'm wrong. I forgot that when you envelop yourself so deep into a fetish, you can't get off to anything else, then you find yourself playing that female Night Elf on World of Warcraft more often (and you're a guy too) and begin to cyber with other guys and get off to it. Suddenly, you can't masturbate to real women anymore and you live a sad and miserable life. Ok, there's a possibility, but you're still a freak.

If you're interested in seeing girls with dick nipples, 4 tits, 3 cocks, and a lot of other sick shit that is supposively "mild" now, go back to the beginning of this year from when I posted about futanari and check out some of those "mild" pictures yourself. You be the judge. I would post some on here, but that would result in me being too nice to this guy and a bunch of emails from male futa fans wanting to do me. If that's not gay, I dunno what is.

I admit that I like futa and dickgirls, but there's some stuff even I consider sick - shit lovers, beasiality, amputees, gore, just to name a few. Sorry, if you don't like ANY of those, you're a loser. Nothing turns me on more than watching a 2 legged giraffe with a butcher knife in its mouth stabbing a shemale in the head with it while it pounds her AND dumps in her mouth respectively. Now THAT'S really hot, whew. I better stop writing this and jack off soon.

Yeah, I'm sorry futa "disappoints" me too.

I have no idea what he is trying to get at with the 1950s line and the cocoon, since I'm not racist, soley bent on traditionalist values, or a fan of the Mickey Mouse Club (though he might be...but it has to be animated and Minnie has to have a dick), but I'll just skip over to the best part of the whole letter.

And, by the way, here's another shocker - dickgirls actually exist in real life. Lookup "shemales" on the net, or, better yet, take a trip to Thailand and meet one.

NO! OH MY GOD!!!!! SAY IT AN'T SO, SAY IT AN'T SO! THERE...THERE ARE SHEMALES OUT THERE!!!!! GUYS THAT CHANGE THEIR SEX TO FEMALE???? (or vice versa)....oh wait....I read about this in that "DUH" magazine 15 YEARS AGO! Hm...my sister is involved with one of them and she's quite a character too...very open-minded as well...and she finds me funny for teasing the poor creeps on 0bsidian....

If this is the way a hate mail is going to end, I want more of it. Living in condescending rational thought is great, but at least I can make it funny instead of trying to...oh, what is that geek term..."pwn" a total stranger on the internet just because he makes fun of a fetish/sub-culture/dweebazoid.

Futanari is not my thing. It is for closet homos who like to play with each other is fantasy role plays because they are incapable of getting a real girl in life....or a shemale who is willing to pay 30 grand for that face lift. Or, its for a sister, like mine, who likes girls with that twist, has one like that, and that's ok. BECAUSE THAT IS THE WAY IT IS REALLY INTENDED TO BE!

Time to go jock and logical at the same time. You're not gay for liking futa, YOU'RE GAY FOR PLAYING IT WITH OTHER GUYS! READ AND UNDERSTAND THE SATIRE, I BEG OF YOU!!!!

...no...don't do that, then I won't have anyone else to make fun of.

Bottom line: if you don't like something I say, then stop reading my fucking site, go jack off to Chun Li's mastradonic penis, and call it a night. Or, keep sending me these AWESOME hate mails and you'll be famous faster than Winnie the Pooh sucks a cock covered in honey....UH OH, ANOTHER GAY JOKE! I'M GOING TO FUTA HELL NOW!!!!

What They Are Really Saying Episode 12

Once in a while, Grey Fox does a hunt for the darker side of humanity on the internet. What he produces is incredible, yet....horrifying images of people's "lives" that can only be explained in....What They Are Really Saying.

I'm guilty of it, you're guilty of it, your pets are guilty of it, and just about every single living creature on this planet is guilty of it: being emo.

Just what exactly is emo? Many professionals describe it as an "emotional" music genre for those who have lost someone or something in their lives. Many followers of the emo subculture describe it as being "unique, creative, artistic, and special," which, of course, is not true, but I have to be fair to them by letting them defend themselves in their silly little ways.

My definition of emo is simple and true, just like everything I write on this site:

A goth wannabe who is too pussy to go completely goth, but still embraces the disillusion that he or she is creative and special through dressing differently, having loss, and acting non-mainstream, when he or she is just flocking to potential homosexuality.

Don't believe me when I say you've been emo before? Take a look outside your window...go on, take a look! Oh dear, is that a tree where you got your first kiss from? Notice how memories of the past begin to fill your head. Does it make you wanna cry? Do you have the sudden urge to listen to someone screaming nonsense in a mic? Do you feel the need to add a scar onto your arm with a razor blade you stole from school? If you've answered yes to one or more of these questions, then you have experienced the "unique" subculture of emo. If you said no to all of them, even the first one, you're probably just a liar, since EVERYONE has bad memories from certain images on occasion.

Whoa, Grey Fox, I thought you just said EVERYONE has bad memories from certian images that bring up painful past losses....then how is emo unique? Great question, easy answer. IT ISN'T.

Anyone can feel bad, or not wash or cut their hair, or even listen to repeatitive crap music on the radio. It's not that hard. When you make it youre life's ambition, I guess that's when they feel "unique and special."

Emo is a watered-down version of a goth, where they basically do not practice wicca or hump dead animals, but COMPLETELY wallow in "self-anguish" that they let themselves slip into for attention. Where goths want to be feared, but shouldn't be, since they are too pussy to fight back, emo wants attention for their self-pity. Even when you do give them their attention, they won't listen and dig themselves deeper and deeper. Why be sad and want attention when you don't accept the attention you get? Sounds like a mental to me!

Goths usually have the guts to kill themselves, but not emo. Emo just adds scars to their wrists, thinking they will get relief in doing harm to themselves rather than seek nurturing counsel. Their pain is derived mainly from boyfriends or girlfriends leaving them. Instead of moving on and finding someone else, AND having the joy that they didn't lose their love to death, they mope and drag the spirits down around everyone at coffee shops while they write death poetry and listen to obnoxious morons shout into a mic. EVERY emo group sounds the same and sings about the same "horrible things of life."

So, how can I avoid/find/beat up an emo? Its very simple. Emos usually wear coke bottled frames if they need glasses because apparently, having those types of glasses gives them intelligence or the preception to a common idiot that they are intelligent. As for the upper body, look for Ankhs, padded sweater vests, tight Band Name shirts, and wristbands to cover scars. Also, they tend to have dyed black hair that covers their eyes and looks uncombed and unwashed. For the lower body, its normally tight black jeans or leather, converse black hi-tops, you know, the fruit shoes with the stars on the side, and a lot of safety pins in their pants. They are not quite goth because of the lack of baggyness their clothes have.

On a final note before showing these "unique" stars of justice, you never have to worry about one of these borderline....homos EVER beating you up. I took April to the premire of the Harry Potter movie when it came out last month. I half-expected to find tons of people dressed up in Griffindor scarfs and whatnot, but instead, found a shitload of goths and emo in the line we stood in (what the hell are goths doing going to see a nerd film that doesn't show a lot of blood? Oh, the witch stuff, yippie...). I spoke up and made a funny, saying: "Wow, instead of nerds dressing up, the goth and emo crowd came out of the closet tonight!" April and her friend, Kristie laughed, but one of the emo guys gave me a mean look, to which I said: "What...what are you gonna do, cry my ears out?" He just turned around and said nothing. So, don't EVER fear emos for retaliation, they are afraid of you.

And now, for your viewing displeasure, emo:

My dog died and I suddenly have the urge to let my Maskera run and hold a rose just like that church lady, BOO HOO HOO HOOOOOOO

Now you see why I didn't use homo loosely

I'm applying for a job at Merrell Lynch to be a consultant. I sent this photo to them so they can see how unique and creative I am ^_^

I know your cat doesn't love you anymore...it's ok, have another expresso....

If that were me in that photo, you'd see throw up coming out of my mouth

Next time, I'll be critiquing ridiculous artwork from various fandoms.