Reader's Response To Mr. Futa Lover
Surprisingly, he only came on once, read my futanari thing, had his cow, and left. He hasn't even come back to try and belittle me again over the response I gave him. And what does that mean? His ass has been handed to him because he realized writing negatively is useless to his time consuming life of masturbating to dickgirls and shemales.
On the other side, I have a few responses about this guy (5 comments and almost 30 emails). Most of the emails were similar to many of the comments on this site: he needs a life, he needs to kill himself, he needs a buttplug, he needs to go to jail, etc. I'm going to show the 5 comments and then one classic email. To the rest who emailed me, sorry, but write longer next time and I will post them! 3 of the 5 Anonymous I know, so their names will be shown, but not their emails, by request.
Craig from Australia wrote:
Hi, I'm one of your Australian fans! Julie told me about your site and its hilarious! I wait by before class for your next post! This guy is really sad. I know you don't care what others like and you exploit the people who take it so personally really well! I laughed so hard at your response to this looney and I wouldn't be surprised if he were a Kiwi. You are a freak! Futanari is sick! Keep up the great laughs!
A true fan. Craig knows my style of humor is to tease everyone and everything (including myself) all in good fun by using satire and sarcasm to amplify it. Although, Craig, you should go out and have a life instead of waiting by so patiently for my next circle jerk. GET A WOMAN!
A New Fan wrote:
this person seems to have a really horrible lifestyle. i've never seen anyone get so upset about someone making fun of this disgusting shit. this guy needs to put a gun to his head or get a fucking life.great blog, or site, or whatever, lol. i'm gonna bookmark you now.
I've gotten worse, buddy. You should have seen the emails I got when I sent out teasing responses about Mars Volta and how anyone could possibly love him. A lot of people, mostly players of World of Warcrack, take their sub-culutre to the brink of cult activity and then blow their brains out. From Mr. Futa Lover's reaction, this seems to be a similar scenario.
John (old buddy of mine) from Utah wrote:
This...pervert seems to labor under the delusion that liking children in make believe is ok and socially acceptable. I even bet this guy thinks he is special and unique and sees himself as an outcast to give himself the self-pity he needs in life to survive. I have no pity for a sick piece of rubbish like you, chump. I read your blog regularly. You are one of the funniest guys on Blogspot.
Thanks for the ass-kissing, John, I needed that. John brings up a really valid point about Mr. Futa Lover. For some reason, geeks of all types of sub-culture put themselves into these mindsets that because they like something that isn't normal and that parents don't usually understand, they think of themselves as some new form of enlightened human. They feel that because they get off to dickgirls instead of normal girls, for example, they have found shangra-la before we have.....until reality kicks in around them to where they live in a dumpy apartment (or their parents' basement), debt surrounds them, and they have no girlfriend, a shitty job, and dirty clothes, pizza boxes, and dishes around them. Just because you like something that isn't mainstream doesn't make you unique. That is no different than a stupid teenager who thinks that being goth is being special and unique when its just acting like a pussy who wants to be feared. Good job on showing no pity as well. Why pity the weird?
A fan (possibly a teenager from the writing style) wrote:
to the futa luvr
ur a fag u stupid fuk. u shuld be shot by a firing squd
I hate teens and I hate shorthand, but he makes an amusing point.
Shannon from Colorado wrote:
i don't understand why people defend bad habits such as these. it's almost like being an alcoholic and not admitting you're one. i reallly like your writing style
You shouldn't like, but LOVE my wiritng style. Now, make love to it!
Anyway, I had to think for a moment as to what she was trying to say here, but I got the jist of it. I was under the impression she called futanari a bad habit, but then I got to thinking, maybe she was referring to the masturbation Mr. Futa Lover does on those cold, lonely nights.
The reason why people defend these bad habits is just as you put it: they can't let go of what makes them feel good, not for anything. Just about everything in this world is addicting, from drinking beer to gambling to anime and to writing at 6 in the morning on your own webpage because your fiancee is still asleep and you have to wait to get some, so you decide to write on your webpage to keep the fans happy.
People defend their habits or sub-cultures because they feel they are important and that people actually give a damn about what they stand up for when the truth of the matter is, no one gives a SHIT about you or your geekdom except those within it or jackasses like me who love to tease it. Even within the geekdom, there are people that still don't give a shit about you or just use you to get that one hentai of chun li tit fucking kasumi from DOA (I've clicked on some BAD porn links, sadly). The rela purpose of the defense in a sub-culutre is just to whine and try to make people's lives miserable. The purpose of defending yourself to me is to get laughed at, written about and commented by me, then laughed at by my fans. God, I am so awesome.
Finally, I got an email from a psychology grad student at The University of Florida named Stacey who actually enjoys my site, despite being an admitted feminist nazi, and has written an incredible response:
Dear Mr. Grey Fox,
First off, I would like to say that I have loved your blog now gone rant webpage this entire year. I was given the link from a friend who has a friend that knows you here. I have agreed with you on so many of your points, laughed at your witty sarcasm and I find it disappointing to see that you are engaged, but, despite most of our agreements, I am what you refer to as a "feminist nazi" and a "liberal douche" so we probably wouldn't get along in a relationship.
All this time, however, I never found myself writing a response to you. I never could exactly find simple comments to leave on your site. Ashley (she says hi, by the way), gave me your email, so I was finally ready to wait for a big article of yours to write in response to you about. I thought you only posted the negative comments up on your main page, but once I read the futanari lover article, I decided to write to you.
I took a class on human sexuality my junior year and we had to do a project on different types of attractions, also known as, what makes the sexes tick. I decided to do a Standard Gaussian Survey and go around campus asking people of various ages what made them tick.
After a week, I realized I needed to find more elaborate variables, so I went deeper and came up with variables like hobbies, majors, and even subculture. Once I did that, I got rather steamy, biazarre, and descriptive fantasies from all sorts of cliques on campus. I then took these variables and catagorized them into areas like innocent, virgin, weird, three-way, homosexual, and so on.
Perhaps some of the funniest (and even scariest) ticks came from the anime club here. This club is 90% male and 10% female. Every female in the club had a boyfriend and only one of them was dating a guy from the club. The guys were either single, three or four had a girlfriend outside of the club, or had some "online girlfriend" they have never met.
I asked the girls what made them tick first. Most of it was simple enough, like Yaoi (homosexual men), guys who looked like girls, or dress up cosplay. The guys had some similar stuff, Yuri (lesbians) was brought up, of course.
However, a lot of guys had these really creepy ones like tenticles, violence, choking a female and doing her, scat (toliets involved), and futanari came up a few times.
That wasn't the real scary part. That came when I proposed a question, like I did with the girls, that went like this: "These characters aren't real. Does that bother you at all?"
A majority of the responses were given to me in private by the guys. The girls mostly said, it's just a fetish while a lot of the guys told me some really scary things like "I have cried myself to sleep over not having such-and-such" or "I almost committed suicide one night when I realized I could never be able to live in an anime world" or "I want to make a realdoll of such-and-such" These responses completely shocked me and I promised them I would not reveal their names as to not stain their images in the project.
It's really sad to see guys out there grow on this mentality that if they do not get their anime fantasy, they will cease to exist. I had no idea it ran this deep in a subculture like anime. I got an A on the project too.
In response to your comment on the futa lover's comment, you made a great point in your paragraph about the child drawings. An attraction to "loli" as it is called in the subculure, is usually followed by an attraction to real little girls. The moral crime that you were perceiving was that, and I thought that was brilliant of you to bring it out, not only for your ego, but to show you are a very intelligent individual. You also made a humorous, but sometimes true, point about how deeply engrossed fans of a fetish or subculture cannot have an orgasm unless their fetish is met, in this case, drawings of women with penises.
The futa lover tried to insult your intelligence on several occasions, each of which your sarcastic wit and the talents of your mind were able to push back blow for blow. On a simple psychological analysis, this individual appears sane enough to function in real life, but might have trouble with the law later if he takes his loli obsession too far. He also seems to jump to several conclusions, one being that Republicans are wienes, whereas we Democrats are acutally referred to as wienes and Republicans are just assholes. On a further note from that subject, he jumps to an ignorant conclusion that you were Republican where on your article explaining yourself, you clearly state you are Independently Conservative.
I look foward to 2006 and I hope the idiocity continues to give your ego and humor the boosts they deserve. Continue the great work and you and your fiancee have a Merry Christmas.
Best Wishes,
Stacy
Stacy made a point that I have wanted to share for a long time: clinging onto fantasy women. It's as if online RPGs meets wanking! People who can't have sex with Chii suddenly blow their brains out??? Crying over not having a woman who doesn't exist? Its almost like...Geek Emo! Oh shit, I just dubbed a new sub-culture, WHOA, off to Urban Dictionary I go!
Thank you very much, Stacy, for that humorous and fantastic email. Keep reading and keep sending your responses.
For anyone who missed my email earlier because you are too fucking lazy to read ALL my articles on this site, its grey.fox37@gmail.com. I accept all comments, letters, and legit porn.
Have a Merry Christmas and I'll see you all Monday for the 2005 Grey Fox Video Game Awards.
On the other side, I have a few responses about this guy (5 comments and almost 30 emails). Most of the emails were similar to many of the comments on this site: he needs a life, he needs to kill himself, he needs a buttplug, he needs to go to jail, etc. I'm going to show the 5 comments and then one classic email. To the rest who emailed me, sorry, but write longer next time and I will post them! 3 of the 5 Anonymous I know, so their names will be shown, but not their emails, by request.
Craig from Australia wrote:
Hi, I'm one of your Australian fans! Julie told me about your site and its hilarious! I wait by before class for your next post! This guy is really sad. I know you don't care what others like and you exploit the people who take it so personally really well! I laughed so hard at your response to this looney and I wouldn't be surprised if he were a Kiwi. You are a freak! Futanari is sick! Keep up the great laughs!
A true fan. Craig knows my style of humor is to tease everyone and everything (including myself) all in good fun by using satire and sarcasm to amplify it. Although, Craig, you should go out and have a life instead of waiting by so patiently for my next circle jerk. GET A WOMAN!
A New Fan wrote:
this person seems to have a really horrible lifestyle. i've never seen anyone get so upset about someone making fun of this disgusting shit. this guy needs to put a gun to his head or get a fucking life.great blog, or site, or whatever, lol. i'm gonna bookmark you now.
I've gotten worse, buddy. You should have seen the emails I got when I sent out teasing responses about Mars Volta and how anyone could possibly love him. A lot of people, mostly players of World of Warcrack, take their sub-culutre to the brink of cult activity and then blow their brains out. From Mr. Futa Lover's reaction, this seems to be a similar scenario.
John (old buddy of mine) from Utah wrote:
This...pervert seems to labor under the delusion that liking children in make believe is ok and socially acceptable. I even bet this guy thinks he is special and unique and sees himself as an outcast to give himself the self-pity he needs in life to survive. I have no pity for a sick piece of rubbish like you, chump. I read your blog regularly. You are one of the funniest guys on Blogspot.
Thanks for the ass-kissing, John, I needed that. John brings up a really valid point about Mr. Futa Lover. For some reason, geeks of all types of sub-culture put themselves into these mindsets that because they like something that isn't normal and that parents don't usually understand, they think of themselves as some new form of enlightened human. They feel that because they get off to dickgirls instead of normal girls, for example, they have found shangra-la before we have.....until reality kicks in around them to where they live in a dumpy apartment (or their parents' basement), debt surrounds them, and they have no girlfriend, a shitty job, and dirty clothes, pizza boxes, and dishes around them. Just because you like something that isn't mainstream doesn't make you unique. That is no different than a stupid teenager who thinks that being goth is being special and unique when its just acting like a pussy who wants to be feared. Good job on showing no pity as well. Why pity the weird?
A fan (possibly a teenager from the writing style) wrote:
to the futa luvr
ur a fag u stupid fuk. u shuld be shot by a firing squd
I hate teens and I hate shorthand, but he makes an amusing point.
Shannon from Colorado wrote:
i don't understand why people defend bad habits such as these. it's almost like being an alcoholic and not admitting you're one. i reallly like your writing style
You shouldn't like, but LOVE my wiritng style. Now, make love to it!
Anyway, I had to think for a moment as to what she was trying to say here, but I got the jist of it. I was under the impression she called futanari a bad habit, but then I got to thinking, maybe she was referring to the masturbation Mr. Futa Lover does on those cold, lonely nights.
The reason why people defend these bad habits is just as you put it: they can't let go of what makes them feel good, not for anything. Just about everything in this world is addicting, from drinking beer to gambling to anime and to writing at 6 in the morning on your own webpage because your fiancee is still asleep and you have to wait to get some, so you decide to write on your webpage to keep the fans happy.
People defend their habits or sub-cultures because they feel they are important and that people actually give a damn about what they stand up for when the truth of the matter is, no one gives a SHIT about you or your geekdom except those within it or jackasses like me who love to tease it. Even within the geekdom, there are people that still don't give a shit about you or just use you to get that one hentai of chun li tit fucking kasumi from DOA (I've clicked on some BAD porn links, sadly). The rela purpose of the defense in a sub-culutre is just to whine and try to make people's lives miserable. The purpose of defending yourself to me is to get laughed at, written about and commented by me, then laughed at by my fans. God, I am so awesome.
Finally, I got an email from a psychology grad student at The University of Florida named Stacey who actually enjoys my site, despite being an admitted feminist nazi, and has written an incredible response:
Dear Mr. Grey Fox,
First off, I would like to say that I have loved your blog now gone rant webpage this entire year. I was given the link from a friend who has a friend that knows you here. I have agreed with you on so many of your points, laughed at your witty sarcasm and I find it disappointing to see that you are engaged, but, despite most of our agreements, I am what you refer to as a "feminist nazi" and a "liberal douche" so we probably wouldn't get along in a relationship.
All this time, however, I never found myself writing a response to you. I never could exactly find simple comments to leave on your site. Ashley (she says hi, by the way), gave me your email, so I was finally ready to wait for a big article of yours to write in response to you about. I thought you only posted the negative comments up on your main page, but once I read the futanari lover article, I decided to write to you.
I took a class on human sexuality my junior year and we had to do a project on different types of attractions, also known as, what makes the sexes tick. I decided to do a Standard Gaussian Survey and go around campus asking people of various ages what made them tick.
After a week, I realized I needed to find more elaborate variables, so I went deeper and came up with variables like hobbies, majors, and even subculture. Once I did that, I got rather steamy, biazarre, and descriptive fantasies from all sorts of cliques on campus. I then took these variables and catagorized them into areas like innocent, virgin, weird, three-way, homosexual, and so on.
Perhaps some of the funniest (and even scariest) ticks came from the anime club here. This club is 90% male and 10% female. Every female in the club had a boyfriend and only one of them was dating a guy from the club. The guys were either single, three or four had a girlfriend outside of the club, or had some "online girlfriend" they have never met.
I asked the girls what made them tick first. Most of it was simple enough, like Yaoi (homosexual men), guys who looked like girls, or dress up cosplay. The guys had some similar stuff, Yuri (lesbians) was brought up, of course.
However, a lot of guys had these really creepy ones like tenticles, violence, choking a female and doing her, scat (toliets involved), and futanari came up a few times.
That wasn't the real scary part. That came when I proposed a question, like I did with the girls, that went like this: "These characters aren't real. Does that bother you at all?"
A majority of the responses were given to me in private by the guys. The girls mostly said, it's just a fetish while a lot of the guys told me some really scary things like "I have cried myself to sleep over not having such-and-such" or "I almost committed suicide one night when I realized I could never be able to live in an anime world" or "I want to make a realdoll of such-and-such" These responses completely shocked me and I promised them I would not reveal their names as to not stain their images in the project.
It's really sad to see guys out there grow on this mentality that if they do not get their anime fantasy, they will cease to exist. I had no idea it ran this deep in a subculture like anime. I got an A on the project too.
In response to your comment on the futa lover's comment, you made a great point in your paragraph about the child drawings. An attraction to "loli" as it is called in the subculure, is usually followed by an attraction to real little girls. The moral crime that you were perceiving was that, and I thought that was brilliant of you to bring it out, not only for your ego, but to show you are a very intelligent individual. You also made a humorous, but sometimes true, point about how deeply engrossed fans of a fetish or subculture cannot have an orgasm unless their fetish is met, in this case, drawings of women with penises.
The futa lover tried to insult your intelligence on several occasions, each of which your sarcastic wit and the talents of your mind were able to push back blow for blow. On a simple psychological analysis, this individual appears sane enough to function in real life, but might have trouble with the law later if he takes his loli obsession too far. He also seems to jump to several conclusions, one being that Republicans are wienes, whereas we Democrats are acutally referred to as wienes and Republicans are just assholes. On a further note from that subject, he jumps to an ignorant conclusion that you were Republican where on your article explaining yourself, you clearly state you are Independently Conservative.
I look foward to 2006 and I hope the idiocity continues to give your ego and humor the boosts they deserve. Continue the great work and you and your fiancee have a Merry Christmas.
Best Wishes,
Stacy
Stacy made a point that I have wanted to share for a long time: clinging onto fantasy women. It's as if online RPGs meets wanking! People who can't have sex with Chii suddenly blow their brains out??? Crying over not having a woman who doesn't exist? Its almost like...Geek Emo! Oh shit, I just dubbed a new sub-culture, WHOA, off to Urban Dictionary I go!
Thank you very much, Stacy, for that humorous and fantastic email. Keep reading and keep sending your responses.
For anyone who missed my email earlier because you are too fucking lazy to read ALL my articles on this site, its grey.fox37@gmail.com. I accept all comments, letters, and legit porn.
Have a Merry Christmas and I'll see you all Monday for the 2005 Grey Fox Video Game Awards.
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