Saturday And The New Beginning (Hold your wee for a Nintendo Wii!)
At long last, I'm finally getting my space for my webpage. That doesn't mean it's going up, it just means I can start working on there, get it out to more people, and archieve this site, finally putting faggot blogging behind me.
Boy, so much to talk about. I'm consumed in work and lazyness, but tonight I'm forcing myself to put up something. I was watching the news today and I saw a story that made me laugh and anger me at the same time about you stupid assed hard core gamers out there.
Before hand, look foward to these priceless gems to rollout with for my site:
My PS3 AND Wii line experience
Why you should be excited for the next next gen consoles
Don't become a Hippie Know-it-all
My return to working for Pizza Hut *for one day* (I'm going to write about this tomorrow. This was quite an experience)
The Grey Fox 2006 awards
Plans for my stupid web comic
That's just a taste of the beginning. Also, happy belated 2 years for my site, weee.
There has been a lot of crazy shit happening with women as of late. Looks like the "white woman of the month" news strategy is taking right off this year in not one single fashion, but 3. I don't know if any of this will come back to haunt the news, but I hope it does so it just makes this story even funnier.
Ok, another munchausen biproxy case breaks out where a woman, ugly as sin this time, kept injecting poison into her baby's feeding tube at a hospital and was caught red handed. BORING!
A baby is covered in grease, put on a cooking sleeve, and placed into a gas oven by another crazy woman who, mind you, is actually getting 15k bail. Sick, demented, but regardless, BORING!
A 28 year old woman in Sacremento dies from water intoxication trying to win a Nintendo Wii. BOR...oh, wait, here we go!
That's right, folks, a 28 year old Californian by the name of Jennifer Strange, held in her urine on a live radio show by drinking water every 15 minutes and couldn't let it out. Whoever went the longest without having to potty would get the elusive and worth dying for Nintendo Wii (as if beating the shit out of owners wasn't enough). So, this fucking rocks, yet another way you can whore yourself AND cause damage at the same time for a fucking game console!
This adds just another bruised eye to all these faggot radio shows out there. At first, it was just mental waning garbage eagarly hanging from a dead cow for all of the idiots in the world who love radio morning shows to suckle off of and repeat to their fellow co-workers at the water cooler. Now, it's escalated into potential firings and law suits for all involved in creating the contest. Yeah, Howard Stern's been offensive (even though I found his show humourous in that immaturity can extend all the way to your 40s and beyond) to a lot of people, but after so many years of success and getting booted off public radio because a fat chick gets insulted, like they all do everyday, this is nothing compared to this crap.
But wait, I'm not even going to blame the radio show, not one bit. I actually comend them. "Grey Fox, you're been an asshole before, but this goes way too far!" Super, but how about you shut your fat trap for one second and put down that futanari magazine to hear me out.
The death of a loved one is not always a good thing. Stating the obvious, it fucking sucks to die. With all that aside, let's really think here. Ok, you've got a 28 year old woman who is chubby, not very attractive, and obviously a gamer. She missed out on the Wii. Sucks. She's got a chance to get one. Cool, seeing her picutre, I am sure she has a clear schedule. She and 3-5 others go to the show, drink water 15 minutes, and have to hold it. Morons. She can't. Sucks. She calls in work having headaches. Sucks. She dies. Yikes.
And now, the point. Waiting in line for a Wii and a PS3, I've seen horrors you cannot believe and some amusing violence, but that's another story for when my website comes up. Now, being 28, it should be common fucking sense that drinking so much fucking water and holding in your urine will cause extensive and, now obviously, fatal damage to an individual. Also, by the time you're 28 (and with the proper education if you'rte not a loser), you have much more to live for than getting some stupid next gen console. Jennifer, quite possibly lacking all of which I have stated, did it anyway. What kind of idiot would be willing to put their lives at risk for a game machine? I love video games, I want to eventually make them after grad school, but I would NEVER put my life in that much danger for one. Funny, that coming from what many of my hate mail fans call me (idiot, fag, etc), that I am not as much of an idiot as they perceive me to be.
So, I guess, in a way, we should not be hating, but thanking these radio announcers for helping in the self-destruction of another retard in this life willing to risk their lives for a possession that will become obsolete in 3-5 years with something even more addicting (I love the Wii, but if I lost it in a fire, oh well). The radio show hosts even told the contestants not to engage in this because of the psyical aliments involved (well, they worded it stupidly themselves, but still, the contestants were morons anyway). Come on, if she's 28 and still trying to whore herself for video games, then maybe this is a sign from above to gamers to function better in society instead of stinking it up with the scents of moldy cheese and grandma's moth balls.
....naw, they'll keep committing suicide once their WoW characters are no longer able to be funded.
Gee, this is yet another Natalee Holloway story!
So, to the poor losers losing their jobs at KDND 107.9, I applaud you for bringing out another fellow loser in our wonderful society!
grey.fox37@gmail.com
Boy, so much to talk about. I'm consumed in work and lazyness, but tonight I'm forcing myself to put up something. I was watching the news today and I saw a story that made me laugh and anger me at the same time about you stupid assed hard core gamers out there.
Before hand, look foward to these priceless gems to rollout with for my site:
My PS3 AND Wii line experience
Why you should be excited for the next next gen consoles
Don't become a Hippie Know-it-all
My return to working for Pizza Hut *for one day* (I'm going to write about this tomorrow. This was quite an experience)
The Grey Fox 2006 awards
Plans for my stupid web comic
That's just a taste of the beginning. Also, happy belated 2 years for my site, weee.
There has been a lot of crazy shit happening with women as of late. Looks like the "white woman of the month" news strategy is taking right off this year in not one single fashion, but 3. I don't know if any of this will come back to haunt the news, but I hope it does so it just makes this story even funnier.
Ok, another munchausen biproxy case breaks out where a woman, ugly as sin this time, kept injecting poison into her baby's feeding tube at a hospital and was caught red handed. BORING!
A baby is covered in grease, put on a cooking sleeve, and placed into a gas oven by another crazy woman who, mind you, is actually getting 15k bail. Sick, demented, but regardless, BORING!
A 28 year old woman in Sacremento dies from water intoxication trying to win a Nintendo Wii. BOR...oh, wait, here we go!
That's right, folks, a 28 year old Californian by the name of Jennifer Strange, held in her urine on a live radio show by drinking water every 15 minutes and couldn't let it out. Whoever went the longest without having to potty would get the elusive and worth dying for Nintendo Wii (as if beating the shit out of owners wasn't enough). So, this fucking rocks, yet another way you can whore yourself AND cause damage at the same time for a fucking game console!
This adds just another bruised eye to all these faggot radio shows out there. At first, it was just mental waning garbage eagarly hanging from a dead cow for all of the idiots in the world who love radio morning shows to suckle off of and repeat to their fellow co-workers at the water cooler. Now, it's escalated into potential firings and law suits for all involved in creating the contest. Yeah, Howard Stern's been offensive (even though I found his show humourous in that immaturity can extend all the way to your 40s and beyond) to a lot of people, but after so many years of success and getting booted off public radio because a fat chick gets insulted, like they all do everyday, this is nothing compared to this crap.
But wait, I'm not even going to blame the radio show, not one bit. I actually comend them. "Grey Fox, you're been an asshole before, but this goes way too far!" Super, but how about you shut your fat trap for one second and put down that futanari magazine to hear me out.
The death of a loved one is not always a good thing. Stating the obvious, it fucking sucks to die. With all that aside, let's really think here. Ok, you've got a 28 year old woman who is chubby, not very attractive, and obviously a gamer. She missed out on the Wii. Sucks. She's got a chance to get one. Cool, seeing her picutre, I am sure she has a clear schedule. She and 3-5 others go to the show, drink water 15 minutes, and have to hold it. Morons. She can't. Sucks. She calls in work having headaches. Sucks. She dies. Yikes.
And now, the point. Waiting in line for a Wii and a PS3, I've seen horrors you cannot believe and some amusing violence, but that's another story for when my website comes up. Now, being 28, it should be common fucking sense that drinking so much fucking water and holding in your urine will cause extensive and, now obviously, fatal damage to an individual. Also, by the time you're 28 (and with the proper education if you'rte not a loser), you have much more to live for than getting some stupid next gen console. Jennifer, quite possibly lacking all of which I have stated, did it anyway. What kind of idiot would be willing to put their lives at risk for a game machine? I love video games, I want to eventually make them after grad school, but I would NEVER put my life in that much danger for one. Funny, that coming from what many of my hate mail fans call me (idiot, fag, etc), that I am not as much of an idiot as they perceive me to be.
So, I guess, in a way, we should not be hating, but thanking these radio announcers for helping in the self-destruction of another retard in this life willing to risk their lives for a possession that will become obsolete in 3-5 years with something even more addicting (I love the Wii, but if I lost it in a fire, oh well). The radio show hosts even told the contestants not to engage in this because of the psyical aliments involved (well, they worded it stupidly themselves, but still, the contestants were morons anyway). Come on, if she's 28 and still trying to whore herself for video games, then maybe this is a sign from above to gamers to function better in society instead of stinking it up with the scents of moldy cheese and grandma's moth balls.
....naw, they'll keep committing suicide once their WoW characters are no longer able to be funded.
Gee, this is yet another Natalee Holloway story!
So, to the poor losers losing their jobs at KDND 107.9, I applaud you for bringing out another fellow loser in our wonderful society!
grey.fox37@gmail.com
posted by Grey Fox at 1:21 AM
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