Sunday, April 05, 2009

Movie Reviews For April

The Last House On The Left

Wes Craven comes out with another gore fest showing what people will do and take to extract revenge upon the filth and villainy of the world today. An accurate portrayal of what recreational pot smokers do (since they're so "cool"), swimming, gunpoint, rape for power, hiding out, and exploding a head in a microwave make this a rather interesting, yet average remake of a horror "classic"

* * * 1/2 (out of 5, if you forgot)

Miss March

Horsedick...
DOT M-PEG!
....ok, Horsedick.mpeg

It's good to see low budget films are still making me laugh harder than these "oscar worthy" comedies of today. A teen is rendered unconscious before he gets laid by his decent looking girlfriend on prom night. 3-4 years later, he wakes up from a coma and he and his awesome perverted friend go across country while being chased by an insane girl and her fireman brother, rapping with Horsedick.mpeg, and eventually reach the PlayBoy Mansion after having found that his girlfriend is Miss March. Funny, tasteless, yet so perfectly hilarious this comedy be. Not the best, but a good laugh riot

* * * *

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