What They Are Really Saying Episode 9

Ah computers. Where would our lives be without them? We can do so much with computers today, such as, playing powerful games, typing up boring reports, surfing the 2% useful internet for porno on those cold, lonely nights, and we can even post pictures of total strangers and say funny comments about them! Whatever you use your computer for, they help enrich our lives in many ways.

But then, there are those who can't seem to live without their computers. Of course, I would be upset if I lost my music and my movies, but if I lost my games, its no big deal. I can just start over! But what about the others? What about the people (guys mainly) who never leave their computers at all, even for class or their jobs? What about the ones who will shoot up their office and their school the next day for having their e-boyfriend or e-girlfriend dumping them for someone in reality? What do we do then?

There is nothing wrong with loving computers. Hell, if you like sitting in front of a computer all day, work for a career in an IT field. When you sit there and do nothing else, that's when the world passes you by and you suddenly realize you are worse than Goths, Preps, Jocks, Trekies, and nerds combined. You become the "Computer Nerd." The anti-social, obese, unshowered loser that would be better off swallowing 9mm of hot lead than endure the pain of life that will befall you later. We all reach this point at sometime in our life (cough *Tony* cough) and the question then becomes, do you accept your habit and adjust accordingly for the better of your life or do you remain the same and try to change everyone around you to try and better yourself? It's up to you to decide.

Anyway, here are some pics:



Let's see....it's not your income...it's not your looks...it's not your life....it must be your cholesterol!!!



"I have an Athlon 3800 oced to 1523 with 1028 megs of Mushkin SSDR-DDR-QRAM on an MSI Neo-Platinum n-force 4 Deluxe mobo dual booting Linux Blackhead and a beta of Windows XP Corporate and dual GeForce 6800 Ultras SLIed. Fuck me."



When asked for comment about what he was going to do with his life, he merely shed a tear and went back to his computer, whispering to it how much of an asshole I am and how he loves the computer so much...



Ready to confuse and insult you for your lack of knowledge in computers! :)



The real reason Red Hat Linux sucks so bad...



I KNOW A GAME DEVELOPER! FUCK ME!



To all you anime fangirls out there: Remember the really cute and kind guy who liked anime that you spoke with in that anime chat? Well, here he is! :D



Celebrating his bail after trying to pick up a 14 year old female anime fan

I feel its time to bash on jocks and prep boys. That'll be easy. Till next time.