What They Are Really Saying Episode 8

I am engaged to an an attractive and total sweetheart here in Tucson who I have known for almost 3 years. I am quite happy to be with her, especially since she is dropping a lot of weight with me and she and I have fun things to do together that no other anorexic or blonde girl has done with me. However, getting to this point involved me swimming through the dreaded waters of the common part of a female species (cover your ears, ye children of God), WHORES. You can’t escape them. Even us “unattractive nerds” can’t avoid dating or being around whores in our “useless” lives. What I am about to reveal are the words of whores and how they try to manipulate men into their bidding.

Girl: I didn’t do anything over the weekend…
Translation: I got drunk with my sister and mother, screwed about 2 guys, and decided not to tell you because I don’t want to hurt your feelings when in fact I am hurting you because I am a lying whore who is trying to make it look like I have a modest life on weekends.

Girl: I’ve only kissed one guy.
Translation: To make it sound like I am not a little slut, I am going to say I only kissed one guy so I can take you on a ride until I have squeezed what I wanted out of you and move on.

Girl: Looks don’t matter to me.
Translation: Looks matter to me, but if I hurt you, I’ll have to have on my conscience that I made a man commit suicide over me. (Looks do matter, people. If you are not physically attracted to someone, then you only hurt yourself)

Girl: I want a guy that is sensitive.
Translation: I want a guy who looks good, has a lot of money, is good in bed, and beats the living hell out of me on a daily basis to where I keep coming back to him because I am “in love with him so much.” (THIS is what sensitivity is to a girl. ALMOST EVERY GIRL ON THIS PLANET DOES NOT WANT A NICE GUY. These are typically the girls that think that going to church will clean their slates and then they just go out and do it multiple times over and over.)

Girl: I just broke up with my boyfriend and I don’t want to see anyone for a while
Translation: just broke up with my boyfriend and I want to sleep with everyone but you.

Girl: I like to have fun.
Translation: I don’t want to talk to you or tell you about my interests because I am not attracted to you and am just trying to squeeze through the conversation so I can move on with my slutty life.

Girl: I like a funny guy.
Translation: I’m just gonna laugh at you even though you aren’t funny. (EVERY girl is like this at some point).

With that said, its time for the pics of these wonderful, white trash ladies:



Sorry, porn star, Jessica Drake, your mouth only belongs on a dick, not a microphone (and stop calling my number, Jessica Drake does that own this number!!!!).



Paper bag over head, fuck her tits, change your cell number



This girl is from Holland, isn't that weird! :D (I posed as a lesbian in a chat and she gave me this pic right off the bat! She even showed herself on cam without asking to see me! WHORE!)



Ah, perfect white trash and no boobs. The liquor is for the paying customer so he won't have to suffer from the instant effects of her syphillus after they have a cheap thrill :(



HOLY SHIT, HOW DID SHE MAKE HER CHEEKBONES DISAPPEAR LIKE THAT??? (bulimic *cough* bulimic)



Pool toys are now half off at your local IHOP! :D



I've got a much bigger and better sausage for you, honey. This one even has creme filling! :D



Basketball; is my favorite sport :)

I'll be taking stabs at computer nerds (like myself, except I'm a jerd since I like sports) next time. See ya later!