What They Are Really Saying Episode 10
Are you a hot, anorexic, communications/athletic trainer/donkey kong engineer major who would sleep with anything just to say you've been laid? Then, step right up, ladies, these guys are right for you! It is so easy to get laid by ANY of these guys! All you have to do is go to your local sports/car sale/hip-hop/unemployment/woman abuser location, say one cute line, and BAM...herpes :D!
(Please note: cars, sports (football and basketball), alcohol, and hip-hop are great to enjoy. Unemployment and female abuse are only for these guys because they are "special")
And away we go on the fantasmical journey of jocks and preps :)
The only hat he'll be wearing with his job as a garbage man from now on :(
You finally got drunk for the first time in your life to get accepted by your other peers. Now, here is your reward! :D
It was Grey fox with the Jack Daniels bottle in the STD clinic!
Timetable: 2:00 P.M. - Steal Parent's Plastic; 2:30 P.M. - Buy tux, booze, limo, and a whole bunch of fake jewelry; 4:00 P.M. - Pick up lay...I mean "date" for prom; 6:00 P.M. - Go to prom and act like complete idiot to make it look like I am a total badass; 9:00 P.M. - Take "date" back home; 9:15 P.M. - Get "date" drunk. Fuck her; 1:00 A.M. - Dump her in shopping cart in front of her home; 9: A.M. (Next Day) - Brag about subpar action I got and think I am a man as a result (If she claims rape, deny it and call her a slut). Boy, what a great night that's gonna be....
"Tee hee, I can feel something poking my butt!"
"It's my hard-on I'm gonna fuck you with, you stupid drunk slut!" *SLAP!*
"Oh, you are the nicest boy in the world! I love it when you abuse me! LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Now, what's a Dirty Sanchez again?"
A fellow co-worker told me pink is pimp and care bears and sponge bob squarepants are totally "in." Hmm...I think I'll stay "out" :/
"Eyyyyy, dun fuk wit Starbucks, brudda! We are gunna be workin 'ere for da rist of our lives since drinkin, fuckin, and smokin da reef waz mo impotent den gettin a degri!"
Pity date or absolute slut: You be the judge!
Trust me....don't taste the rainbow...
Why I was afraid of the bathroom when I was a freshman in college....
Not preps....
Wishes she could be prep....
Paper bag over head, fuck her tits, call Johnny Cochrin for her impersonating Alianis Morrisette to try and be a prep...
Uh...brown hair...blue eyes....6'2"...Arizona Wildcats fan and proud of it...Jerd? "WAIT, DAT BE ME, FOO! WHAT THE FUCK, GREY FOX??? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUT ME IN YOUR RANT WITH PREPS??? I'M GONNA KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING NUTS!"
"BRING IT, BITCH! I'LL FUCK YOU UP FASTER THAN I FUCK THEM CAT GIRLS AND HOES!"
"LET'S SING A SONG! CAT GIRLS N' HOESSSSSSSSSSS. CAN'T LI VE WITHOUT CAT GIRLS N' HOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
GUESS WHAT, DAN AND TONY??? YOU'RE NEXT! I'M GREY FOX, BITCH!
(Please note: cars, sports (football and basketball), alcohol, and hip-hop are great to enjoy. Unemployment and female abuse are only for these guys because they are "special")
And away we go on the fantasmical journey of jocks and preps :)
The only hat he'll be wearing with his job as a garbage man from now on :(
You finally got drunk for the first time in your life to get accepted by your other peers. Now, here is your reward! :D
It was Grey fox with the Jack Daniels bottle in the STD clinic!
Timetable: 2:00 P.M. - Steal Parent's Plastic; 2:30 P.M. - Buy tux, booze, limo, and a whole bunch of fake jewelry; 4:00 P.M. - Pick up lay...I mean "date" for prom; 6:00 P.M. - Go to prom and act like complete idiot to make it look like I am a total badass; 9:00 P.M. - Take "date" back home; 9:15 P.M. - Get "date" drunk. Fuck her; 1:00 A.M. - Dump her in shopping cart in front of her home; 9: A.M. (Next Day) - Brag about subpar action I got and think I am a man as a result (If she claims rape, deny it and call her a slut). Boy, what a great night that's gonna be....
"Tee hee, I can feel something poking my butt!"
"It's my hard-on I'm gonna fuck you with, you stupid drunk slut!" *SLAP!*
"Oh, you are the nicest boy in the world! I love it when you abuse me! LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Now, what's a Dirty Sanchez again?"
A fellow co-worker told me pink is pimp and care bears and sponge bob squarepants are totally "in." Hmm...I think I'll stay "out" :/
"Eyyyyy, dun fuk wit Starbucks, brudda! We are gunna be workin 'ere for da rist of our lives since drinkin, fuckin, and smokin da reef waz mo impotent den gettin a degri!"
Pity date or absolute slut: You be the judge!
Trust me....don't taste the rainbow...
Why I was afraid of the bathroom when I was a freshman in college....
Not preps....
Wishes she could be prep....
Paper bag over head, fuck her tits, call Johnny Cochrin for her impersonating Alianis Morrisette to try and be a prep...
Uh...brown hair...blue eyes....6'2"...Arizona Wildcats fan and proud of it...Jerd? "WAIT, DAT BE ME, FOO! WHAT THE FUCK, GREY FOX??? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUT ME IN YOUR RANT WITH PREPS??? I'M GONNA KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING NUTS!"
"BRING IT, BITCH! I'LL FUCK YOU UP FASTER THAN I FUCK THEM CAT GIRLS AND HOES!"
"LET'S SING A SONG! CAT GIRLS N' HOESSSSSSSSSSS. CAN'T LI VE WITHOUT CAT GIRLS N' HOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
GUESS WHAT, DAN AND TONY??? YOU'RE NEXT! I'M GREY FOX, BITCH!
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