Grey Fox Defines Hurricane Katrina
Uh oh, here's another tough one to define. Recently getting my taxes done, I noticed they had deductions availible for people affected by this horrible disaster. What more can you ask for, outside of getting your homes and businesses rebuilt? It's simple to understand what it was, but, many morons on Urban Dictionary decided to expand upon it in their great and "Anti-American Eagle" ways (watch In Like Flint):
Kmari, a gangsta wannabe, wrote this:
An event which pointed out that President George Walker Bush is mentally challenged. We should keep in mind that the President's imperfections, situated at www.dubyaspeak.com, clearly show that he might actually have an IQ of a peanut. So in respect to this, the country's reponse time, in my opinion, tends to be VERY slow. In other words, The Homeland Security should have raised the "terrorist threat" to red already!!!
Bush is THE Hurricane Katrina fo sho'
So, let me see if I got this right; Looting Wal-Mart: Good; George Bush trying to come up with a feasible and reasonable solution: Bad. It's amazing how people expect things to just instantly happen when things take time, but we do our best in emergencies to get things resolved as quickly as possible. Would you have prefered that Bush solved it with no planning at all and fuck up your communities even more so you have a new thing to whine about? Probably. It's just a no-win situation: you do something about it, you get blamed; you do nothing about it, you get blamed. Hypocritical thinking like this only leads to further lack of intelligence in the future. And wow, I had NO idea that Bush was the hurricane! Tell me, Kmari, do you happen to own a blog and work at Taco Bell?
T.M. Servo, a loser from Iowa, wrote:
A natural disaster that was made 10 times worse by an incompetent Federal response, and the fact that most of the National Guard is now in Iraq. A natural disaster that shows that our worthless stooge of a President is totally incapable of the job people voted him in for.
Hurricane Katrina caused part of the misery, the Bush adminstration provided the rest.
Question: How the fuck were we supposed to know that a greater hurricane was coming YEARS before it even occurs??? Meteorology isn't always accurate, shit happens, that's all it is. It's tragic and horrifying, don't get me wrong, but, once again, the government is still reacting and doing what it can with what we have. Why make people upset even more when an attempt is being made to resolve it? Answer: Emotions vs. Thinking. This guy obviously doesn't think, just feels and gets enraged. After he puts down his "Babes of the Cornfield" book, he decides to blame the easiest target of America: Bush. Hurricane Katrina provided ALL of the misery, you fuck up. From this definition, you're practically implying that Bush created the storms. What a loser.
Brindabella, a pathetic excuse for an Italian name, wrote:
The moment in history when the USA revealed to the world the hollowness of its claim to being the richest nation.
Yeah, well, what the fuck do you do for America besides write ignorant tripe on a dumbass marathon webpage? Once again, shit happens, we dealt with it the ways we could, and that's it. Quoting the immortal words of General George S. Patton: "If a man does his best, what else is there?"
Kyem 2010 wrote a funny little tale to insult Liberal ways of thinking:
The conspiracy that was set up by Lake Pontchartrain and the Mississippi River to take back the area between them-New Orleans. Their mortal enemy were the New Orleans levees, which had restricted their area for more than 300 years. The two bribed the Atlantic Ocean to throw a powerful hurricane at the City That Care Forgot. When conditions where right-Republicans in control and global warming rampart, Atlantia threw a powerful hurricane at the Gulf of Mexico. The child was christened Katrina. Unfortunately, Katrina got drunk and killed 10 people in Florida. Then, Katrina sobered up and headed towards New Orleans as a Category 4. It cause hell in NO, but the levees suffered the most and flooded New Orleans, killing 1,500+ people. Unfortunately, all the water was sucked out of New Orleans and now it's just a third world hellhole.
I would not be surpised if any blue boys took this seriously and believed it. This is sarcasm at its best (he's probably being serious himself, but, if you're smart enough, you can see how manipulative and sarcastic this definition can be).
Finally, the GREATEST definition of them all would have to be this one by Morgan Rocks God's Socks....yes...well done:
A massive hurricane, that wiped out new orleans. dumb liberals have been saying "its all George Bush's fault he didnt act fast enough" which isnt true Bush couldnt act because the govenor had to ask for his help, so he wasnt able to just step in. Read the constitution.
Moron: Hurricane Katrina is bush's fault
Me: No it isnt why would you say that?
Moron: Because he didnt step right in after the hurricane
Me: because he couldnt, the constitution states that after a disaster the govenor of the state has to request the president for help if he doesnt after a period of time the president has to decide if he should go in and help.
Moron:...
THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH! AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
It's true. If the president were to come in without permission, it can be perceived as a crime and therefore, he would be in trouble....but I bet you Liberal douche bags already knew that and wanted him to try it so he could be thrown out of office, Kerry somehow put in, and our world be destroyed. SMARRTTTTTTTT. DEATH GOOD! LIFE BADDDDD! FIREEEEEEE, WEEEEEE!
I don't need to define it beyond the fact that it was a terrible natural disaster destroying many homes in Mississippi and Louisiana, made cops loot along with the rest of the crowd, caused rape to increase, and caused plenty of idiotic college students at Mardi Gras dress up in shirts bad mouthing America once again. "Oh, it's all George Bush's fault, I'm gonna go rape someone out of anger." Now, before Kanye West finds this site and proclaims "Grey Fox hates black people," I'd like to point out that I am referring to everyone who looted and raped, regardless of color and race. Now, you can say "Grey Fox hates the human race," which is untrue, but if it gets you off when the hentai and beastiality doesn't cut it on that night after a romantic meal with your real doll and spaghetti-o's, then I am glad to have been of service. You are the glue to our country (the stupidity at least).
grey.fox37@gmail.com
Kmari, a gangsta wannabe, wrote this:
An event which pointed out that President George Walker Bush is mentally challenged. We should keep in mind that the President's imperfections, situated at www.dubyaspeak.com, clearly show that he might actually have an IQ of a peanut. So in respect to this, the country's reponse time, in my opinion, tends to be VERY slow. In other words, The Homeland Security should have raised the "terrorist threat" to red already!!!
Bush is THE Hurricane Katrina fo sho'
So, let me see if I got this right; Looting Wal-Mart: Good; George Bush trying to come up with a feasible and reasonable solution: Bad. It's amazing how people expect things to just instantly happen when things take time, but we do our best in emergencies to get things resolved as quickly as possible. Would you have prefered that Bush solved it with no planning at all and fuck up your communities even more so you have a new thing to whine about? Probably. It's just a no-win situation: you do something about it, you get blamed; you do nothing about it, you get blamed. Hypocritical thinking like this only leads to further lack of intelligence in the future. And wow, I had NO idea that Bush was the hurricane! Tell me, Kmari, do you happen to own a blog and work at Taco Bell?
T.M. Servo, a loser from Iowa, wrote:
A natural disaster that was made 10 times worse by an incompetent Federal response, and the fact that most of the National Guard is now in Iraq. A natural disaster that shows that our worthless stooge of a President is totally incapable of the job people voted him in for.
Hurricane Katrina caused part of the misery, the Bush adminstration provided the rest.
Question: How the fuck were we supposed to know that a greater hurricane was coming YEARS before it even occurs??? Meteorology isn't always accurate, shit happens, that's all it is. It's tragic and horrifying, don't get me wrong, but, once again, the government is still reacting and doing what it can with what we have. Why make people upset even more when an attempt is being made to resolve it? Answer: Emotions vs. Thinking. This guy obviously doesn't think, just feels and gets enraged. After he puts down his "Babes of the Cornfield" book, he decides to blame the easiest target of America: Bush. Hurricane Katrina provided ALL of the misery, you fuck up. From this definition, you're practically implying that Bush created the storms. What a loser.
Brindabella, a pathetic excuse for an Italian name, wrote:
The moment in history when the USA revealed to the world the hollowness of its claim to being the richest nation.
Yeah, well, what the fuck do you do for America besides write ignorant tripe on a dumbass marathon webpage? Once again, shit happens, we dealt with it the ways we could, and that's it. Quoting the immortal words of General George S. Patton: "If a man does his best, what else is there?"
Kyem 2010 wrote a funny little tale to insult Liberal ways of thinking:
The conspiracy that was set up by Lake Pontchartrain and the Mississippi River to take back the area between them-New Orleans. Their mortal enemy were the New Orleans levees, which had restricted their area for more than 300 years. The two bribed the Atlantic Ocean to throw a powerful hurricane at the City That Care Forgot. When conditions where right-Republicans in control and global warming rampart, Atlantia threw a powerful hurricane at the Gulf of Mexico. The child was christened Katrina. Unfortunately, Katrina got drunk and killed 10 people in Florida. Then, Katrina sobered up and headed towards New Orleans as a Category 4. It cause hell in NO, but the levees suffered the most and flooded New Orleans, killing 1,500+ people. Unfortunately, all the water was sucked out of New Orleans and now it's just a third world hellhole.
I would not be surpised if any blue boys took this seriously and believed it. This is sarcasm at its best (he's probably being serious himself, but, if you're smart enough, you can see how manipulative and sarcastic this definition can be).
Finally, the GREATEST definition of them all would have to be this one by Morgan Rocks God's Socks....yes...well done:
A massive hurricane, that wiped out new orleans. dumb liberals have been saying "its all George Bush's fault he didnt act fast enough" which isnt true Bush couldnt act because the govenor had to ask for his help, so he wasnt able to just step in. Read the constitution.
Moron: Hurricane Katrina is bush's fault
Me: No it isnt why would you say that?
Moron: Because he didnt step right in after the hurricane
Me: because he couldnt, the constitution states that after a disaster the govenor of the state has to request the president for help if he doesnt after a period of time the president has to decide if he should go in and help.
Moron:...
THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH! AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
It's true. If the president were to come in without permission, it can be perceived as a crime and therefore, he would be in trouble....but I bet you Liberal douche bags already knew that and wanted him to try it so he could be thrown out of office, Kerry somehow put in, and our world be destroyed. SMARRTTTTTTTT. DEATH GOOD! LIFE BADDDDD! FIREEEEEEE, WEEEEEE!
I don't need to define it beyond the fact that it was a terrible natural disaster destroying many homes in Mississippi and Louisiana, made cops loot along with the rest of the crowd, caused rape to increase, and caused plenty of idiotic college students at Mardi Gras dress up in shirts bad mouthing America once again. "Oh, it's all George Bush's fault, I'm gonna go rape someone out of anger." Now, before Kanye West finds this site and proclaims "Grey Fox hates black people," I'd like to point out that I am referring to everyone who looted and raped, regardless of color and race. Now, you can say "Grey Fox hates the human race," which is untrue, but if it gets you off when the hentai and beastiality doesn't cut it on that night after a romantic meal with your real doll and spaghetti-o's, then I am glad to have been of service. You are the glue to our country (the stupidity at least).
grey.fox37@gmail.com
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