Monday, February 13, 2006

Better Days....More like Red Neck Days

I may have a strong dislike to lots of sub-cultures, political idiots, and religious fanatics, but I still appreciate the good sides of them..IF there are any to begin with. In this case, I take a look at Jay Naylor.

From the start, Jay is just your typical e-pervert: drawing skankly dressed women, giving guys the dominance, making mature women sleezy, that sort of thing. Who doesn't do that nowadays? We all go online and act out our perverted fantasies, even if we have a girlfriend (if you consider flat out cyber sex with no promises cheating, you need serious help). So, ok, Jay is an e-pervert. At least his art style is not too shabby on characters (see, I found something good about it).

But wait....they're animals....living human lives....and having boobs....and having human sexual desires...OHHHHH, IT'S A FURRY SITE! Yeesh, just when you think something gets good, BAM, you realize you're lusting over a cat named Lucy. Who the FUCK names their cat Lucy??? Anyway, I guess the fetish romp continues, hooray!

I may like cat girls...but if you look at this site, I don't go THIS far. Jesus, how do people get into this sexual attraction for ANIMALS (*cough* PETA *cough*)??? It's like they were either born with a disease from birth that doomed them into an existance of being shunned to where they have to go online to become popular or it's like in childhood, where you are a boy and you play with dolls and your dad constantly belittles you by calling you a homosexual, but in this guy's case, he played with animals too much to where his dad constantly called him a sheep fucker. Once you leave the home, just about every child figures they are free to ruin their lives finally by going against EVERY teaching of the parent and giving into their fetishes deeper and dangerously.

Well, one weekly comic strip caught my eye. Better Days is a strip that follows two children...I MEAN, kittens who live with a slut mom in some hick town in Georgia (wherever that loser Jimmy Carter is from). Now, the kittens start out at the age of 10, despite the fact Fisk (the male) seems to be going after 14-15 year olds....in an elementary school (I've never been to Georgia, so I am figuring everyone is so stupid that elem and junior high are combined to lower teaching standards there). To make matters worse, these kittens are left alone while their mother goes on dates...AT THE AGE OF 10. Guess the law is also stupid or laid back in that state as well.

The comic's saving grace comes from some amusing scenes and decent quips, but beyond that, fucking at the age of 10 is still WRONG. But, well, these are old confederate states, so, I guess that's ok.

Eventually, the kittens grow up and enter high school and things just get worse. The mother finally stops slutting around, even though she is sleeping with a married man eventually. Lucy (female kitten) gets fucked a few times and regrets each time, but still does it. Fisk still talks like an adult, been spewing grown up chatter since he was 10 instead of living a normal life like every child does (honestly, giving a 10 year old adult intelligence is the gayest fucking shit I've seen). Clearly, it couldn't stoop any lower than all of this, right? WRONGGGGG....

If you've lived in a southern state like I have (Tennessee), you hear jokes and stereotypes up the road eventually....only to find out they are true as well.A majority are racist, of course. Most are poor, no surprise there. Many are DIE HARD, right to bear arms, republicans, whom I hate, and so on. The big one...inbreding...

Jay gives me two theories: Jay is a religious furry lover (too bad he's going to hell) and Jay has nothing wrong with incest since he molested his sister when they were 16. Brothers Arms will show what I'm talking about. Shit, I thought it said Brothers in Arms at first, which would have been kick ass. God, my sister is hot, but you don't see me banging her when she's sad.

Now that I've advertised Jay's site and made fun of his fantasy, a few side notes. You're probably wondering, why make a big deal out of a fantasy comic? First off, don't forget what this site is dedicated to. Second, this is what happens to you when you have a bad childhood: you use the talents you had, in many nerd's cases, drawing, eating chips fast, or writing, and you do fetish sites and become famous to other nerds in the fetish...only to eventually become forgotten. Finally, you secretly are a member of PETA and put a furry site up with subliminal messages of killing off human beings. This is what the next stage of evolution is: cats, dogs, hyenas, and mice will gain human intelligence and go around fucking each other in halloween costumes. FUCK YEAH, THAT'S AWESOME!

I think Jay would become a blip on the radar if he turned his whole site into a sci-fi site discussing the next stage of evolution in mammals. He should make a movie where Persia and Elizabeth destroy a city and then have lesbian sex after the invasion, thus explaining how Fisk and Lucy came into existance when the Vietnam II war cat came by and banged Persia before the war and than left...oh no, I've gone cross-eyed!!! But shit, that movie would kick so much ass in the camp department. He could call it "The Day the Earth Turned Animal Liberation Front Hyper Dancetastic Lesbian Furry Super Mega Movie!" Man, that kicks even more ass.

My condolences if you've now become a new fan of his. My ball busting love if you retain sanity in visiting his site. Now, if you will excuse me, I'm going to pretend my pillow is Persia and make love to her cat ass. OH YEAHHHHHHHH

grey.fox37@gmail.com

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This bloke is sick! I can't believe he gets off to incest and animals!!! I think you should email him with this article and see what he replies with. Funny site, chap!

Alex

3:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all the people on this website are anti furry fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? half the stuff u wrote (the fact based thing) are untrue!!!! at the start fisk is 9 and so is lucy, they are called lucy and fisk cos they aren't pets they are FICTIONAL anthropomorphic characters!! also its a dramatic comic!! jay doesnt get of with incest its part of the fucking story and so what if he does jay naylor is an awesome man and a great artist so get the fuck off his back you ignorant assholes!


FURRIES FOR THE WIN!

6:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^^ Will die alone

2:34 AM  

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