The Truth Gains A Year
I was a senior in a blog class on this day at UA (NEVER take a blog class). Now, I'm a network administrator livin' the good life in Tucson makin' ze dinero. My site has now turned a year old as of this day, and what a bang it opened with.
Looking back at all the crap I wrote and crap written to me in response, I realize that much was done well and much can still be done. I was able to hit many of the major topics going on in the current events, as well as a few extra curricular stories on the side. 2006 will hold the same satire and sarcasm (as long as people continue to be idiots and I get sweet reader comments or fan mail from my most beloved of readers).
Although I don't have a visible ticker on my site (my ego isn't THAT big enough to keep one up to show off how much of a whore I am to others), I've kept it on my profile accessed only by my password and I am proud to say over 3000 people have visited my site last year. Not too bad for blogspot, but I can do better this year, hence the new ideas for 2006.
Advertising has been limited to word of mouth and forum posting. Both are still encouraged, but I do have a google link if you type greyfox377 in the search bar. Online advertising will come along at the middle of the year, thus making it easier for new people to find my site. I'll also be doing some advertising at Anizona this April handing out flyers. Regardless, whether you hate me or love me, keep telling people about my site, the more readers, the merrier.
Since most of my readers are lazy freeloading illiterates, I will be posting my email address at the end of each article from now on. That way, I can get longer responses and porno from my fans (if you hook me up for porn, make sure its girls with big tits).
I emplore you to write long and detailed comments, hate or love. This gives me a more accurate way of how to respond to your awesomeness or your idiocity (also, it doesn't make you look too stupid until I make it so :D).
I've started a few categorized article series such as my movie and game reviews, as well as What They Are Really Saying. This year, I have come up with a new series to begin soon (more will be thought up later) entitled: "Grey Fox Defines." Looking at Urban Dictionary and seeing that it is overpopulated with preps and dweebs, I've decided to give the TRUE and ACCURATE meanings of words, time periods, places, etc.
I'm still looking for one more writer for my site. If you understand my humor, don't have a stick up your ass, aren't associated with the Federal Goverment, and don't fuck donkies, then you're a potential candidate. Please email me and give me a sample of your humor, your favorite article from my site, and what you'd like to write about.
Finally, here is a look down the road to future articles:
Grandma's Boy Will Wet Your Pants
Grey Fox Defines 9/11
Grey Fox Defines Hurricane Katrina
PETA
Better Days = Red Neck Furry Fucking
Game Review of Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion
Anizona 2006
Alright, happy birthday to The Truth and lets have a great year!
grey.fox37@gmail.com
Looking back at all the crap I wrote and crap written to me in response, I realize that much was done well and much can still be done. I was able to hit many of the major topics going on in the current events, as well as a few extra curricular stories on the side. 2006 will hold the same satire and sarcasm (as long as people continue to be idiots and I get sweet reader comments or fan mail from my most beloved of readers).
Although I don't have a visible ticker on my site (my ego isn't THAT big enough to keep one up to show off how much of a whore I am to others), I've kept it on my profile accessed only by my password and I am proud to say over 3000 people have visited my site last year. Not too bad for blogspot, but I can do better this year, hence the new ideas for 2006.
Advertising has been limited to word of mouth and forum posting. Both are still encouraged, but I do have a google link if you type greyfox377 in the search bar. Online advertising will come along at the middle of the year, thus making it easier for new people to find my site. I'll also be doing some advertising at Anizona this April handing out flyers. Regardless, whether you hate me or love me, keep telling people about my site, the more readers, the merrier.
Since most of my readers are lazy freeloading illiterates, I will be posting my email address at the end of each article from now on. That way, I can get longer responses and porno from my fans (if you hook me up for porn, make sure its girls with big tits).
I emplore you to write long and detailed comments, hate or love. This gives me a more accurate way of how to respond to your awesomeness or your idiocity (also, it doesn't make you look too stupid until I make it so :D).
I've started a few categorized article series such as my movie and game reviews, as well as What They Are Really Saying. This year, I have come up with a new series to begin soon (more will be thought up later) entitled: "Grey Fox Defines." Looking at Urban Dictionary and seeing that it is overpopulated with preps and dweebs, I've decided to give the TRUE and ACCURATE meanings of words, time periods, places, etc.
I'm still looking for one more writer for my site. If you understand my humor, don't have a stick up your ass, aren't associated with the Federal Goverment, and don't fuck donkies, then you're a potential candidate. Please email me and give me a sample of your humor, your favorite article from my site, and what you'd like to write about.
Finally, here is a look down the road to future articles:
Grandma's Boy Will Wet Your Pants
Grey Fox Defines 9/11
Grey Fox Defines Hurricane Katrina
PETA
Better Days = Red Neck Furry Fucking
Game Review of Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion
Anizona 2006
Alright, happy birthday to The Truth and lets have a great year!
grey.fox37@gmail.com
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