Grey Fox Defines 9/11
A really sad day for America. Many lost their lives, FDNY became a fashion statement all of the sudden, and it brought back shades of Pearl Harbor....
...but sadly, since this country has been slowly pussifying itself due to many ignorant political morons, Liberals mostly, no one really gave a fuck about what happened. As a matter of fact, many Americans said we deserved it!!!! So, suddenly, we begin protesting a war against Al Queda, the bastards who did this to us, instead of supporting our troops. We didn't protest in WWII (for obvious reasons). A similar situation of American soil and innocent lives being murdered and we are against action to it. Is it just me or is the whole country high?
So then, how can you truly define 9/11? Several dumbasses, teenagers, and unemployed adults on Urban Dictionary took stabs at it....many failed horribly. Here are my favorite definitions:
An Australian moron wrote:
The day when every myopic, simple-minded individual rode America’s nuts over a standard act of warfare, which was given a ridiculously high amount of coverage for something so insignificant in the world of war crimes. The fact that America had (and continues to) committed much viler, bloodthirsty acts towards other nations was irrelevant to the occasion, and people seemed oblivious to the fact that there can be repercussions to a country's despicable past actions.
If our country is so bad, then how come MILLIONS of immigrants all over the world flock to us? Hmmmmm......
Gunslingergirl (named after an anime, so therefore, we can assume this is a stupid brainwashed teen nerd who believes everything her teachers in high school say) wrote:
the day that screwed up america and all of its allies royally (well, only the ones that actaully declared war with the jackass). also the day that made america hate bush 10x more than we did in the first place. but more, it was the day when not only everyone was scared for life and/or lost a loved one, it was also a day when thousands of our loved ones were going to be sent to their meaningless deaths in the middle of the desert.
Funny, how men who enlist in the army are willing to sacrifice themselves for our freedom, and how we call it a "meaningless waste" for them to allow ourselves to continue on taking advantage of all the bad ass liberties we have. Yeah, they are REALLY meaningless.
Some guy in my state wrote:
The first battle of WWIII
Nah. What Israel plans on doing to Iran is more likely a light for the fuse of that, but even then, WWIII is FAR from happening in our lifetime.
Some religious fanatic who has given into the terrorist's true goal: to put one in fear, wrote:
Judgement Day. Just the beginning of a century of terror and dispair. Come 2012 another great depression. Come 2015 WW3. Come 2021 the end.
Whatever you say, oh wise and powerful plumber. Now, FIX MY LEAK!
And finally, the greatest one of them all:
The day Bush knocked down the towers.
I know, man. It's so possible for Bush to be sleepwalking, boarding a plane across seas, and then flying BOTH, not one, but BOTH planes, hurdling several to their doom. Boy, you really did your homework, buddy! Having fun on your mother's couch watching The Price is Right?
Unfortunately, all of these definitions are WRONG. It really saddens and worries me to see that the world, especially America, grows ignorant and stupid by the day. Never fear, The Truth has the TRUE meaning of 9/11, and it is as follows:
1. Liberal Mythology Day
2. The day The City of New York were all NOT heroes
3. A day of tragedy for many in New York and Washington D.C.
4. The day Osama Bin Laden decided to become a dead man
All four are true. If you disagree, then you are a conspirator to Al Queda and a brute squad will be knocking on your door to kick you in the nuts. But for now, let us analyze these definitions.
It seems many left-winged nuts have come up with so many ignorant and preposterous answers to that sad day. Bush crashed the planes into the towers, we deserved it, the building was re-structured after the 1993 bombing to suit the 9/11 attacks, The Pentagon was hit to throw off the trail that it was actually Bush's doing.
But wait, who is coming up with all of this rubbish? It couldn't be political figures, could it? What about scientists? No, your average, run-of-themill low to middle income common folk have been spreading this vomit around. You see, an unemployed man on this sad day suddenly and magically became a master architect who knows EVERYTHING about the World Trade Center. Nothing got past his little romp and analysis of the building on the internet (which isn't always accurate, mind you). And in between his masturbation and Pokemon sessions, he finally ran to his blog, posted his findings from the always trusting internet, and then masturbated some more to Misty fucking Pikachu with a penis in celebration. So, you see, you're believing the sources of assholes who just want to feel important and try to fit in with the Anti-American crowd since they can't look cool any other way.
The media labeled The City of New York as everyone being a hero.....despite the fact that 90% of the people in the vacinity ran like scared puppets. Oh sure, you hear them at 5th Ave. or Torrid or wherever saying "Oh, if I were there, I would have helped." only to realize they were one of the people running away. Face it, there is no shame in running for your life. You don't want to die, same as everyone else. If you could help someone escape on the way, you did your part. It's when idiot news reporters have to say such nonsense as calling everyone a hero that brings shame to a great city. The NYPD and FDNY are the real heroes. Thank you for all of your efforts and support. You will be remembered in history.
The last two are pretty self explainitory. Osama is a coward and a chicken wuss and it is only a matter of time before he is brought to justice, or pray he be in more merciful hands come the time he realizes his running will kill him.
I could say anyone protesting the war is a traitor to this country. I mean, what happened??? Pearl Harbor is bombed and we do whatever it takes to help our boys: ration, war bonds, joining car companies to make tanks. Now, we play tennis, eat expensive foods, go to the mall, etc. Oh, I did that too, aside from class (Freshman Year), but I donated what I could for our guys across the way: canned goods, money, clothing, little things to remind them of home. I didn't walk around and shout "stop fighting for oil." I knew it was more than that.
I wonder what will happen if the west coast were attacked? Well, besides doing the favor of scaring the blue boys over there (Liberals), I'm sure they'll get around and destroy all of our major army and navy bases on the coast line, since we DESERVE to be attacked by foreign countries to teach us a lesson for helping people put. Jesus Christ, I dunno how many times I have to say it, but, when you are a super power, you have a responsibility. If we sat around and did nothing for other countries, I guarantee we will piss them off even more. So, we help, we get hated, we don't help, we get hated more.
Get some fucking balls and just make up your freakin minds, I beg each and every one of you!
grey.fox37@gmail.com
...but sadly, since this country has been slowly pussifying itself due to many ignorant political morons, Liberals mostly, no one really gave a fuck about what happened. As a matter of fact, many Americans said we deserved it!!!! So, suddenly, we begin protesting a war against Al Queda, the bastards who did this to us, instead of supporting our troops. We didn't protest in WWII (for obvious reasons). A similar situation of American soil and innocent lives being murdered and we are against action to it. Is it just me or is the whole country high?
So then, how can you truly define 9/11? Several dumbasses, teenagers, and unemployed adults on Urban Dictionary took stabs at it....many failed horribly. Here are my favorite definitions:
An Australian moron wrote:
The day when every myopic, simple-minded individual rode America’s nuts over a standard act of warfare, which was given a ridiculously high amount of coverage for something so insignificant in the world of war crimes. The fact that America had (and continues to) committed much viler, bloodthirsty acts towards other nations was irrelevant to the occasion, and people seemed oblivious to the fact that there can be repercussions to a country's despicable past actions.
If our country is so bad, then how come MILLIONS of immigrants all over the world flock to us? Hmmmmm......
Gunslingergirl (named after an anime, so therefore, we can assume this is a stupid brainwashed teen nerd who believes everything her teachers in high school say) wrote:
the day that screwed up america and all of its allies royally (well, only the ones that actaully declared war with the jackass). also the day that made america hate bush 10x more than we did in the first place. but more, it was the day when not only everyone was scared for life and/or lost a loved one, it was also a day when thousands of our loved ones were going to be sent to their meaningless deaths in the middle of the desert.
Funny, how men who enlist in the army are willing to sacrifice themselves for our freedom, and how we call it a "meaningless waste" for them to allow ourselves to continue on taking advantage of all the bad ass liberties we have. Yeah, they are REALLY meaningless.
Some guy in my state wrote:
The first battle of WWIII
Nah. What Israel plans on doing to Iran is more likely a light for the fuse of that, but even then, WWIII is FAR from happening in our lifetime.
Some religious fanatic who has given into the terrorist's true goal: to put one in fear, wrote:
Judgement Day. Just the beginning of a century of terror and dispair. Come 2012 another great depression. Come 2015 WW3. Come 2021 the end.
Whatever you say, oh wise and powerful plumber. Now, FIX MY LEAK!
And finally, the greatest one of them all:
The day Bush knocked down the towers.
I know, man. It's so possible for Bush to be sleepwalking, boarding a plane across seas, and then flying BOTH, not one, but BOTH planes, hurdling several to their doom. Boy, you really did your homework, buddy! Having fun on your mother's couch watching The Price is Right?
Unfortunately, all of these definitions are WRONG. It really saddens and worries me to see that the world, especially America, grows ignorant and stupid by the day. Never fear, The Truth has the TRUE meaning of 9/11, and it is as follows:
1. Liberal Mythology Day
2. The day The City of New York were all NOT heroes
3. A day of tragedy for many in New York and Washington D.C.
4. The day Osama Bin Laden decided to become a dead man
All four are true. If you disagree, then you are a conspirator to Al Queda and a brute squad will be knocking on your door to kick you in the nuts. But for now, let us analyze these definitions.
It seems many left-winged nuts have come up with so many ignorant and preposterous answers to that sad day. Bush crashed the planes into the towers, we deserved it, the building was re-structured after the 1993 bombing to suit the 9/11 attacks, The Pentagon was hit to throw off the trail that it was actually Bush's doing.
But wait, who is coming up with all of this rubbish? It couldn't be political figures, could it? What about scientists? No, your average, run-of-themill low to middle income common folk have been spreading this vomit around. You see, an unemployed man on this sad day suddenly and magically became a master architect who knows EVERYTHING about the World Trade Center. Nothing got past his little romp and analysis of the building on the internet (which isn't always accurate, mind you). And in between his masturbation and Pokemon sessions, he finally ran to his blog, posted his findings from the always trusting internet, and then masturbated some more to Misty fucking Pikachu with a penis in celebration. So, you see, you're believing the sources of assholes who just want to feel important and try to fit in with the Anti-American crowd since they can't look cool any other way.
The media labeled The City of New York as everyone being a hero.....despite the fact that 90% of the people in the vacinity ran like scared puppets. Oh sure, you hear them at 5th Ave. or Torrid or wherever saying "Oh, if I were there, I would have helped." only to realize they were one of the people running away. Face it, there is no shame in running for your life. You don't want to die, same as everyone else. If you could help someone escape on the way, you did your part. It's when idiot news reporters have to say such nonsense as calling everyone a hero that brings shame to a great city. The NYPD and FDNY are the real heroes. Thank you for all of your efforts and support. You will be remembered in history.
The last two are pretty self explainitory. Osama is a coward and a chicken wuss and it is only a matter of time before he is brought to justice, or pray he be in more merciful hands come the time he realizes his running will kill him.
I could say anyone protesting the war is a traitor to this country. I mean, what happened??? Pearl Harbor is bombed and we do whatever it takes to help our boys: ration, war bonds, joining car companies to make tanks. Now, we play tennis, eat expensive foods, go to the mall, etc. Oh, I did that too, aside from class (Freshman Year), but I donated what I could for our guys across the way: canned goods, money, clothing, little things to remind them of home. I didn't walk around and shout "stop fighting for oil." I knew it was more than that.
I wonder what will happen if the west coast were attacked? Well, besides doing the favor of scaring the blue boys over there (Liberals), I'm sure they'll get around and destroy all of our major army and navy bases on the coast line, since we DESERVE to be attacked by foreign countries to teach us a lesson for helping people put. Jesus Christ, I dunno how many times I have to say it, but, when you are a super power, you have a responsibility. If we sat around and did nothing for other countries, I guarantee we will piss them off even more. So, we help, we get hated, we don't help, we get hated more.
Get some fucking balls and just make up your freakin minds, I beg each and every one of you!
grey.fox37@gmail.com
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