DAHV! A Very Special What They Are Really Saying (aka Episode 11)
By special request from home skillet, Closetoinsanity, this episode of What They Are Really Saying will be braodcasted in TRUE COLOR (as it always is) and will be centered around one of the coolest little girls EVER, because all episodes of my series deal with awesome people that do so much for the community (not a compliment).
If you haven't been to the record store yet, or haven't waited in line to rob the cradle at her appearances, then be prepared to be blown away (literally) by the music of DAHV!
Like all child stars (future drug addicts/dog molesters/Michael Jackson Victims if they are boys), Dahv has entered the scene as a "hip-hop/moderm music" singer. Her annoying voice was discovered at the age of 10, and young teens everywhere immediately heard the high-pitched wail of her song and came running from the Ape-infested fields of what once was America, to the great meeting site of the one simply known as "Dahv." Now, being the slaves to the Ape society already, it was easy for Dahv to manipulate the feeble minds of the poor teens who used to hunt and gather Eminem for survival. There is no need now, there is Dahv.
Dahv is quite popular too, as she has hung out with some "great celebs" like Tom Green...oh wait, I haven't even listed a great celeb on this entire article yet! MY BAD! Sadly, Jon Voight was touched by her (and hopefully not infected by the sphyllus), so, it takes him down a few pegs, but, he's still cool in my book.
Dahv, as any red-blooded American teen heart-throb/future low budget porno actress, is into so many older guys! On her recent trip to Orlando, she is seen to have hung with three really great looking guys who probably showed her the night of her life, until she finds out that after her request for anal was shot down, she has three different babies brewin up in the ol' womb!
Oh, what am I prodding on about, I forgot the music! Dahv is no stranger to pointing out the truth about her everyday life! From school to mean girls to sucking cock, she sings it all! Her life is so horrible, despite the money she makes, she has to rap about it all instead of dealing with it like a normal human being. I also love the pics of her "grieving" on the web page. She really does look like a disturbed girl in need of a helping hand with all those cheap glamor shots her daddy pays for while he is in debt for wasting his money on a flash in the pan.
So while mommy and daddy drop the house payments and her college fund on her music career (since going to college and getting an education is for losers anyway), she rides the blue bus with her three homies and their children inside of her. WHAT A CAREER!
And now, for your viewing pleasure, what she is really trying to say to us!
The PCP is STRONG with this one!
"HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOO, ST. LOUISSSSSS, WE ALL TAGGED HER!!!!"
"Tee hee, you guys are grabbing my butt! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Now, what's a dirty sanchez again?"
Aw, what a slutty dress to wear in front of children! This is the role model of the future, folks!
She's got one rule down on being a celeb. Rule #127: Always allow one sympathy shot per year (two if you want more fans sucking your cock)
As for me, I'm gonna listen to some Jay Z, a REAL artist, and drown this shit out, followed by Metallica, to drown Jay Z's shit out.
If you haven't been to the record store yet, or haven't waited in line to rob the cradle at her appearances, then be prepared to be blown away (literally) by the music of DAHV!
Like all child stars (future drug addicts/dog molesters/Michael Jackson Victims if they are boys), Dahv has entered the scene as a "hip-hop/moderm music" singer. Her annoying voice was discovered at the age of 10, and young teens everywhere immediately heard the high-pitched wail of her song and came running from the Ape-infested fields of what once was America, to the great meeting site of the one simply known as "Dahv." Now, being the slaves to the Ape society already, it was easy for Dahv to manipulate the feeble minds of the poor teens who used to hunt and gather Eminem for survival. There is no need now, there is Dahv.
Dahv is quite popular too, as she has hung out with some "great celebs" like Tom Green...oh wait, I haven't even listed a great celeb on this entire article yet! MY BAD! Sadly, Jon Voight was touched by her (and hopefully not infected by the sphyllus), so, it takes him down a few pegs, but, he's still cool in my book.
Dahv, as any red-blooded American teen heart-throb/future low budget porno actress, is into so many older guys! On her recent trip to Orlando, she is seen to have hung with three really great looking guys who probably showed her the night of her life, until she finds out that after her request for anal was shot down, she has three different babies brewin up in the ol' womb!
Oh, what am I prodding on about, I forgot the music! Dahv is no stranger to pointing out the truth about her everyday life! From school to mean girls to sucking cock, she sings it all! Her life is so horrible, despite the money she makes, she has to rap about it all instead of dealing with it like a normal human being. I also love the pics of her "grieving" on the web page. She really does look like a disturbed girl in need of a helping hand with all those cheap glamor shots her daddy pays for while he is in debt for wasting his money on a flash in the pan.
So while mommy and daddy drop the house payments and her college fund on her music career (since going to college and getting an education is for losers anyway), she rides the blue bus with her three homies and their children inside of her. WHAT A CAREER!
And now, for your viewing pleasure, what she is really trying to say to us!
The PCP is STRONG with this one!
"HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOO, ST. LOUISSSSSS, WE ALL TAGGED HER!!!!"
"Tee hee, you guys are grabbing my butt! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Now, what's a dirty sanchez again?"
Aw, what a slutty dress to wear in front of children! This is the role model of the future, folks!
She's got one rule down on being a celeb. Rule #127: Always allow one sympathy shot per year (two if you want more fans sucking your cock)
As for me, I'm gonna listen to some Jay Z, a REAL artist, and drown this shit out, followed by Metallica, to drown Jay Z's shit out.
posted by Grey Fox at 6:20 PM
1 Comments:
Great episode! I love how you find these fucking losers and just totally degrade them! I'm sick of these teen singers as well. They should be the ones hunted by the apes!
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