The Truth

A Marvelous Idea

2010-02-22T05:21:00.002-07:00

I have been pondering what in the living hell to do with this blog for the past four months now. I realize that this blog has been a satirical blog, but nothing too different or special from others besides accurately "cheap shots" of the dark side of internet culture. So, where do i go from here?

And then it hit me...YouTube is crawling with people needing my awesome, unbiased, and accurate critique of their channels. Though I run the risk of having mine hacked by crybaby pussies who can't take a joke, I find it an interesting venture.

So, find prominent YouTube mongers, devote a post to each, show links, pics, make them e-famous, maybe even on the side come up with another idea before Vanisher comes back from the deadz to troll a trolling troll troll blog.

I will be looking for assistance. I have a life (indicted by the months it fucking took to make another ball shattering post) and cannot do this on my own. Email to apply or to hate.

grey.fox37@gmail.com

Update Of A Mars Volta Lover

2009-10-24T22:15:00.003-06:00

I'm four years late, but I recall this gentleman saying to look at his webpage two years from August of 2005 to see how popular he was.

http://www.killthezodiac.netfirms.com/

Click the link, the page no longer exists =(

Sorry, pal, looks like no one was ready for your crap music

That's all for now. The web page sadly fell through because the genius who set it up for me failed horribly in setting up the templates and since I don't have the time between work to do it myself, I gotta find someone else help me.

I'm single again now, threw my woman of seven years out the door. Long story short, never ever associate with someone who denies they have anti-social personality disorder when they do.

grey.fox37@gmail.com

Movie Reviews For April

2009-04-05T14:12:00.003-06:00

The Last House On The Left

Wes Craven comes out with another gore fest showing what people will do and take to extract revenge upon the filth and villainy of the world today. An accurate portrayal of what recreational pot smokers do (since they're so "cool"), swimming, gunpoint, rape for power, hiding out, and exploding a head in a microwave make this a rather interesting, yet average remake of a horror "classic"

* * * 1/2 (out of 5, if you forgot)

Miss March

Horsedick...
DOT M-PEG!
....ok, Horsedick.mpeg

It's good to see low budget films are still making me laugh harder than these "oscar worthy" comedies of today. A teen is rendered unconscious before he gets laid by his decent looking girlfriend on prom night. 3-4 years later, he wakes up from a coma and he and his awesome perverted friend go across country while being chased by an insane girl and her fireman brother, rapping with Horsedick.mpeg, and eventually reach the PlayBoy Mansion after having found that his girlfriend is Miss March. Funny, tasteless, yet so perfectly hilarious this comedy be. Not the best, but a good laugh riot

* * * *

Why Furries Live Solely For My Amusement

2009-04-05T12:07:00.007-06:00

Two years of traveling down the same mysterious vortex hole Ozzie Smith found himself tricked into when he visited Springfield in The Simpsons has now somehow landed me back here. I thought this site would be taken down because of how "cruel and unusual" I am to miserable people. So, before Obama does away with the First and Second Amendments, it's time to get more jollies in pissing off some more subcultures.

Having logged into my account, I stumbled across a shitload of comments waiting to be approved. Many were from fans, many were spam, and a few did catch my interest. One in particular was from my post on Better Days in which a pretentious furrian decided to belittle my truth. Just like a hippie protesting that a liquior bottle was not recycled after it was used to sodomize a man in San Francisco, this furrian went all out on me in a crusade and orgy of poor spelling, shorthand, and the atrocious shorthand word, "For The Win." It should be duly noted that anyone using this term has severe mental problems, hence why he decided to speak out against The Truth. The following is what was said and should not be taken seriously by ANYONE:

all the people on this website are anti furry fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? half the stuff u wrote (the fact based thing) are untrue!!!! at the start fisk is 9 and so is lucy, they are called lucy and fisk cos they aren't pets they are FICTIONAL anthropomorphic characters!! also its a dramatic comic!! jay doesnt get of with incest its part of the fucking story and so what if he does jay naylor is an awesome man and a great artist so get the fuck off his back you ignorant assholes! FURRIES FOR THE WIN!

There you have it, sports fans, straight from the furry horse's mouth as he sucks on a furry sheep's penis. It doesn't matter if you know what furry is or not, our furrian friend has confirmed that if you visit my site, you are an anti-furry fucker. Make sure that when you sleep with your human man or woman tonight, you reflect upon your poor decision of visiting my site and how many furry people you have shunned, crushed, and saddened. Now, their nightly routine of masturbating to Honey Bunny from Space Jam and door locking to keep their "mundane" parents out is completely destroyed because you visited my site. The once calm, serene feeling that a furry gets when it blows its load over their favorite stuffed animal will now be replaced with the distasteful words of a satirical blog writer online who merely wishes to enlighten people of what The Truth really is about in regards to the entire world. What the fuck are our problems, people? Fisk and Lucy are NINE at the beginning of the comic. Jesus fucking CHRIST, why are you so stupid for forgetting the ages of FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLES!!! Jay Naylor is an awesome man! He lets me molest him and his brother in a three way furry fest! I wear my horse outfit while he hops into his Fisk costume because he is my idol dream date! Then he pops his delicious kitty milk into my mouth and tells me to fight against oppressive people whose opinion differs from mine because everyone should love furries even if they find it weird or sickingly sad!

THE TRUTH FOR THE WIN! -cums-

For those of you anti-furry fuckers who don't know what a furry is, good for you. Your mind will never have to suffer through the images, lifestyles, personalities, and sorrow that furries endure day in and day out. If you're curious, however, read on and don't stop, courage is fear holding on a little longer (The immortal words of General George S Patton, war veteran and President of the Anti-Furry Fuckers Club, yes, beyond the grave).

A furry is basically a nerd or virgin who is part of (yes) another retarded internet subculture that enjoy anthromorphic humanoid people. Looney tunes or Disney animal characters that walk on two legs and talk are examples. What's so bad about that, you ask? Bugs Bunny, Donald Duck, to name a few, are legends, hands down. Here is the problem. These geeks take it to the extreme of sexual gratification...yes, we're talking about yet ANOTHER subculture full of people that kill time with masturbation before they go and piss off the wrong person and end up in jail or beaten up.

If this is your first time hearing about them and you're shocked you've never heard of them, you're lucky. It's been around for over 40 years sadly, but it started off harmless enough. With today's Liberal society, we have to be more tolllllerrrrrentttt of idiots like these and accept their lifestyles. Sure, you can do or be what you want or sleep with whichever sewer rat you want to. However, I can also say or do as I please, and teasing freaks of nature like this happens to be one of my rights, yay!

So, Fox, you said they take it too far and it's used solely for sexual graitifcation. Can you elaborate? Ok, but i must take a 1/5th of Vodka first..................................................................................................................................
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Ok, here goes

The most popular defense for a furry geek is to say that "their culture is cool, I'm not always masturbating to Gadget from Rescue Rangers, I'm not going to fur-con to sniff other people's asses, I don't always wear my fox ears in public, I live alone, I have been laid" and so on. However, when you explore a webpage such as Furtopia, at first, it looks innocent enough. You see some unusual artwork and a crappy template, which is quite common for subculture sites, but do not let the surface fool you! Once you enter the forum to see what people are talking about, 70% of it is mainly how to get into Pikachu's pants or going to a zoo and getting off the night of the trip after a Tiger was going nuts seeing you wear your fox ears and tail. That's just the surface of it, though.

To be fair, I will throw in two types of furry:

THE "SANE" FURRY

The "sane" furry is the furry fan who draws and looks at artwork of furries without having to depict 4 penises, dick nipples, or scenes of grotesque sexual practice. They also probably love the characters for the characters in the terms of amusement, like Bugs Bunny, or badassness, like Chewbacca. Some even link spiritual connection to totems and such. While strange, art is art, religion is religion, and these people can be tolerable, but still rather annoying.

EVERYONE ELSE FURRY

Now comes the real stale meat and starchy potatoes. These people are insane, obnoxious, creepy, and all around perfect individuals to bring to a club or party for laughs as they sit in a corner drinking a virgin strawberry daquiri while wearing animal ears and tails and having patrons stare at them like they were the incarnate of satan himself. All that is decent and active is replaced by depravity and extensive sugar intake to stay awake splattering semen all over their computer monitors as their fantasies of nine year old Fisk and Lucy are satisfied. You guessed it, these are the people involved in wearing fursuits to "yiff" each other, get off to erotic fur art until their 3 inch penises dissolve and wither away to nothingness, or draw pcitures of Minnie Mouse with a penis. These people have horrible defense mechanisms, associate you to Hitler if you don't like furries, get angry at everything, or pretend to be oblivious to it by making fun of you for talking against furry. However, that is quite illogical, you're not the furry fan, they are! These people should be avoided like the STD ridden tramp of the party who flashes you her boobs, but you stop there because you know her company ink has been dipped in too many times.

I'll go into more detail about how to handle these fursons later, but for now, two movies reviews and another 1/5th of Vodka calls

I'M BACK, BITCHES!

grey.fox37@gmail.com

Finally, Idiots Awaken The Sleeping Giant

2007-05-08T10:12:00.000-06:00

The events of April have been grand. So much has happened and now that things have blown over, it's time for The Truth (now a radio station in Tucson for Liberal Media aka fucking faggots) to step in to show you the way. And guess what? Grey Fox is highly pissed off and has taken another step up the conservative ladder. Uh oh, he's coming closer to being an even BIGGER asshole! Relax, knuckleheads, I'm not evangelistic and I never will be.

You know what happened and you know it's gonna be said, so, here are the topics coming soon:

Imus Was Boring And Liberal, But Can Still Speak

We Need To Feel Sorry For A Mass Murderer, But Be Upset At Awesome Parenting

Tree Hugging Celebrities Lie To You (And Al Gore Does Too)

My Brief Journey Into Defeatism (Not By Harry Reid)

Conservative Radio: Threat To National Security Or Something Fags Don't Want To Hear Because They Are Right?

The webpage is taking shape, but slower than you can wipe your ass with one sheet of toliet paper. My project designers totally fucked up the templates, so now I have to somehow find freetime to redo it myself or my good buddies back at my alma mater get back to me and decide to work for beer. Yes, The Truth is back and you can now stop flooding my inbox with your crybaby ramblings or thanks for not posting in so long.

Before I sign off, I would like to send out two special messages to my greatest readers, one beyond the grave, the other, a supposive UCSC student I took for a ride.

Remember Vanisher, the poor bastard that tried to outlast me and make a fool out of me because I said things he didn't like? It turns out that the futanari pervert was a futanari fan and decided to become outraged with me in other things because I upset his obsession. My sister is a member of a forum that he was in and one day, she decided to Google me. A few of my articles came up, but best of all, a link to my site on the 0bsidian forums saying how much of an asshole I am and that I own Something Awful. Sadly, the link is no longer up, but my sister sent the loser a message laughing about how sad it was for him to waste his time in outshowing someone far superior to him in everyway. So, what seemed to be such a mighty beast actually turned out to be a celibate fan of futanari, a nerd outcasted by the shackles of free speech hell bent on making Grey Fox feel sorry for his crime of speaking his mind as granted by the first amendment. And where is he now? In hell, of course! I stomp on the ground "Hot enough for ya down there???" Ha ha ha.

This one goes out to dear sweet Willie (I will protect your name, darling. I am not without a heart). I've met a few people online. I met a friend of mine on Gaia for her Texas Tech marching band bowl game in Tempe. I met a girl up in Colorado Springs and shot pool with her and played with her kid, but nothing prepared me for the phone calls to Tellthemwillieboyishere. I had given her attraction physically and mentally and she wanted to be my friend despite all the sour bickering and sarcastic quips flung from both ends. So, I decided to give her a chance. However, the angle, the angle...how would I play the angle? Then I came up with the solution: act in a way that is somewhat opposite of how I write and act online. It was golden, bought hook line and sinker. Talking about myself only enraged her further, even though she wanted to get to know me. Telling her about my personal life with my fiancee got her jealous, but the sin of spin came from trying to make me feel guilty for bringing her up. I swam in the laughter covering the receiver up, hell, I even let my siblings listen in when I was at home. The greatest moment came from grabbing April's bare naked breast and mentioning it to her. The sparks and outrage that flew, absolutely classic. Thank you, Willie, for being a great fan of The Grey Fox. I guess the "Grey Fox" you fell in love with on Gaia actually does exist and the "Grey Fox" on the phone was the illusion. Gasp, shock!

And there you have it. Get ready to be pissed off like I am.

grey.fox37@gmail.com

Saturday And The New Beginning (Hold your wee for a Nintendo Wii!)

2007-01-24T01:21:00.000-07:00

At long last, I'm finally getting my space for my webpage. That doesn't mean it's going up, it just means I can start working on there, get it out to more people, and archieve this site, finally putting faggot blogging behind me.

Boy, so much to talk about. I'm consumed in work and lazyness, but tonight I'm forcing myself to put up something. I was watching the news today and I saw a story that made me laugh and anger me at the same time about you stupid assed hard core gamers out there.

Before hand, look foward to these priceless gems to rollout with for my site:

My PS3 AND Wii line experience
Why you should be excited for the next next gen consoles
Don't become a Hippie Know-it-all
My return to working for Pizza Hut *for one day* (I'm going to write about this tomorrow. This was quite an experience)
The Grey Fox 2006 awards
Plans for my stupid web comic

That's just a taste of the beginning. Also, happy belated 2 years for my site, weee.

There has been a lot of crazy shit happening with women as of late. Looks like the "white woman of the month" news strategy is taking right off this year in not one single fashion, but 3. I don't know if any of this will come back to haunt the news, but I hope it does so it just makes this story even funnier.

Ok, another munchausen biproxy case breaks out where a woman, ugly as sin this time, kept injecting poison into her baby's feeding tube at a hospital and was caught red handed. BORING!

A baby is covered in grease, put on a cooking sleeve, and placed into a gas oven by another crazy woman who, mind you, is actually getting 15k bail. Sick, demented, but regardless, BORING!

A 28 year old woman in Sacremento dies from water intoxication trying to win a Nintendo Wii. BOR...oh, wait, here we go!

That's right, folks, a 28 year old Californian by the name of Jennifer Strange, held in her urine on a live radio show by drinking water every 15 minutes and couldn't let it out. Whoever went the longest without having to potty would get the elusive and worth dying for Nintendo Wii (as if beating the shit out of owners wasn't enough). So, this fucking rocks, yet another way you can whore yourself AND cause damage at the same time for a fucking game console!

This adds just another bruised eye to all these faggot radio shows out there. At first, it was just mental waning garbage eagarly hanging from a dead cow for all of the idiots in the world who love radio morning shows to suckle off of and repeat to their fellow co-workers at the water cooler. Now, it's escalated into potential firings and law suits for all involved in creating the contest. Yeah, Howard Stern's been offensive (even though I found his show humourous in that immaturity can extend all the way to your 40s and beyond) to a lot of people, but after so many years of success and getting booted off public radio because a fat chick gets insulted, like they all do everyday, this is nothing compared to this crap.

But wait, I'm not even going to blame the radio show, not one bit. I actually comend them. "Grey Fox, you're been an asshole before, but this goes way too far!" Super, but how about you shut your fat trap for one second and put down that futanari magazine to hear me out.

The death of a loved one is not always a good thing. Stating the obvious, it fucking sucks to die. With all that aside, let's really think here. Ok, you've got a 28 year old woman who is chubby, not very attractive, and obviously a gamer. She missed out on the Wii. Sucks. She's got a chance to get one. Cool, seeing her picutre, I am sure she has a clear schedule. She and 3-5 others go to the show, drink water 15 minutes, and have to hold it. Morons. She can't. Sucks. She calls in work having headaches. Sucks. She dies. Yikes.

And now, the point. Waiting in line for a Wii and a PS3, I've seen horrors you cannot believe and some amusing violence, but that's another story for when my website comes up. Now, being 28, it should be common fucking sense that drinking so much fucking water and holding in your urine will cause extensive and, now obviously, fatal damage to an individual. Also, by the time you're 28 (and with the proper education if you'rte not a loser), you have much more to live for than getting some stupid next gen console. Jennifer, quite possibly lacking all of which I have stated, did it anyway. What kind of idiot would be willing to put their lives at risk for a game machine? I love video games, I want to eventually make them after grad school, but I would NEVER put my life in that much danger for one. Funny, that coming from what many of my hate mail fans call me (idiot, fag, etc), that I am not as much of an idiot as they perceive me to be.

So, I guess, in a way, we should not be hating, but thanking these radio announcers for helping in the self-destruction of another retard in this life willing to risk their lives for a possession that will become obsolete in 3-5 years with something even more addicting (I love the Wii, but if I lost it in a fire, oh well). The radio show hosts even told the contestants not to engage in this because of the psyical aliments involved (well, they worded it stupidly themselves, but still, the contestants were morons anyway). Come on, if she's 28 and still trying to whore herself for video games, then maybe this is a sign from above to gamers to function better in society instead of stinking it up with the scents of moldy cheese and grandma's moth balls.

....naw, they'll keep committing suicide once their WoW characters are no longer able to be funded.

Gee, this is yet another Natalee Holloway story!

So, to the poor losers losing their jobs at KDND 107.9, I applaud you for bringing out another fellow loser in our wonderful society!

grey.fox37@gmail.com

Sunday Begins The Last Year Effort

2006-12-02T06:32:00.000-07:00

The holidays have been extremel;y busy for me, but I haven't forgotten about you bastards due to the high volume of emails in my trash box. I'll start tomorrow with a next gen console update, aka, my sad story of waiting in line for a Wii, then a PS3 and why I am more excited about the next next gen consoles than these pieces of shit. I also have some funny sites I've come across that will be sure to give you a boner and make you think about how you got that boner. As for the webpage, January never looked so good.

grey.fox37@gmail.com

Politcal Quiz

2006-11-08T06:00:00.000-07:00

As I was in the shower after waking up just now, I thought about how conservative or liberal I am. I took a legitimate quiz and here are the results:

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 65% Conservative, 35% Liberal

Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

How'>http://www.blogthings.com/howliberalorconservativeareyouquiz/">How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

It's all true. I am 50/50 on sociality and personal responsibility. My ethics are more liberal because I am not a homophobe, religious nut, or completely pro life. My fiscal, law, and defense are 100% because I love money and I feel justice is pretty much served a good majority of the time. Not bad for an internet quiz.

Some Words Of Wisdom And Five Awesome Hate Mails

2006-11-08T01:09:00.000-07:00

As business has finally slowed down, my attention to my page has returned. Much has happened since my vacation and absence as well as many emails I have finally surfed through, read, and deleted, except for five really hilarious hate mails that I absolutely have to share with everyone. Before hand, it's time for a few stories.

A summer intern by the name of Kevin has become quite a popular chat at the office by the water cooler. Apparently since July, he has had the hots for our co-trainer, Josie (I never knew simply because I stay out of bullshit gossip like this, but since Kevin is such a sissy and drama queen, I couldn't afford to miss out on this chat). So far, the jist of it is that Kevin wants to date Josie, but Josie doesn't date low level desk people like Kevin (as shallow as that is, Josie is overall a decent and intelligent individual who picks bad guys to date). Furthermore, as I'm now in the great "Circle Jerk," she told me while I was working in the server room that Kevin would quit for her if it meant he could date her because she told him she doesn't want to get in trouble for dating an employee under her wing. I laughed at that, as I'm sure all of us guys have been down that road before where we sacrifice great things we have for a pretty face only later to find ourselves defrosting hotdogs in a gas station sink and wanting to swallow lead. I told her, as a joke (but not really because I am an asshole), that she should hug me VERY convincingly in front of him to get him riled up. She laughed and said we should, but being the "nice" person she is, she didn't want to tramatize him (drat). Now, apparently he's going after her sister, who is even worse than Josie (aka, even more shallow than Josie). I can't wait to see where this ends up.

My house has officially become a hotel. Not only do my fiancee and my sister live here now but my old buddy from my Pizza Hut days is now living with me so he can get off of his drug problems and my penpal from Arkansas, Jessie, wants to live here next year and have fun with April and me. Not a bad deal, but it's crazy how loud this house is now. At least I live in the foothills 2 miles away from anyone to even care. And my buddy pays good money on his paydays to help us out.

I picked up a hilarious manual I found on the street outside a KFC last week. It talks about animal rights and it made me laugh to tears and die a little inside on how mental these animal rights activists are. Pictures and a breakdown coming soon.

I haven't seen Jesus Camp yet unfortunately, but I guess two days after I see Casino Royale, I'll go and check it out.

Well, today was Election Day and I ended up mostly voting Republican except in two runners: Jim Pederson's idea of heavily taxing higher incomes is way too costly for someone like me, but on the Republican side, John Kyl wants to make abortion illegal. So, if a girl gets raped with no condom, she has to have the kid...pretty fucked up. I didn't vote for either. The other had an Independent Republican running and talked about setting a specific date you cannot get an abortion as well as reasonable ways to handle our border issues. I voted Independent for that.

Sadly, I'm seeing the pussies are defeating the assholes nationwide. It's funny how all these people think they will make a difference now that the blue have overwhelmed the red on Congress. What the fuck do you think will happen then? When the Republicans were majority, apparently no one liked the fact of having a great economy despite a war going on. What do you think will happen when the Democrats will take over? It'll be the opposite basically. I'm not saying Republicans need to have the majority since I am an Independent, what I am saying is that a balance of each is needed to keep everything in check. What you fags don't realize is that by electing a vast majority of Democrats into Congress, you've thrown off the balance of politics and now we're going to suffer with economy slumps, pussification, and tree hugging hippies. Oh, and if you did it to make sure Bush is impeached, you're fucked. Bush is going to finish his second term because there is nothing to impeach him with. He didn't lie about the economy, the war on terror wasn't a criminal offense, and so on. Ok, Bush is annoying sometimes and his speech patterns suck, but he isn't stupid, people. The only reason you think he is is because you don't like him. Just because you don't like someone doesn't make them stupid, genius. Ivy League university graduates are RARELY stupid.

On a side note, I wrote in my own vote between Pederson and Kyl. I voted for a box of TicTacs instead. No one on campaign trail would be able to resist the freshness of those babies. Someone got a problem with another's opinion on the floor? TicTac's fresh breath will cool those tempers down and make everyone orgasm and start a mosh pit on the floor.

A woman at work today asked me if I voted for Gabrielle Gifford instead of Robert Graf. I told her I voted for Graf and she went fucking nuts. She asked me, "Well, what if you get drafted???" I laughed and asked for what and she replied, "To go over to Iraq, idiot!" I laughed again, longer this time while pointing at her fat face and then said, "Honey, with the way things are going, there will be no need for the draft. We all thought we'd get drafted after 9/11 and it never happened. People also said WWIII was going to be started because of the Lebonese issue and it hasn't. And if I did get drafted, I'd fight because I am no coward and I have things in this country worth fighting for. This is the greatest country on the face of this planet and if you can't accept that, move to Mexico and find out what REAL suffering is." With that, she stormed off in a hurry with me laughing at her some more. Seriously, you Anti-American faggots, if you think this country is so bad, just get the fuck out. Go be a pussy like Canada or a bum like Mexico. You won't get great benefits, money, freedoms, and liberites above or below us like we do. No country is perfect and no country is complete, but we are the best and we will be the best for many years to come.

And now, the five hate mails in no particular order of awesomeness, except the last one is the best.

I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but I caught my son reading your blog and I am disgusted at what you write. He was mouting off your horrible humor at the dinner table tonight and I asked him where he saw those lines. You are an asshole and a disgrace to humanity. Your parents must be ashamed to have given birth to you.

Some Loser Dad

This is too good to be true, honestly. It looks like some high school or college kid wrote it for kicks. Well, I have a sob story to tell from this. I caught my fiancee reading this hate mail and at the dinner table, she said "mouthing." I was enraged and immediately asked her where she picked up such a horrible word and she told me my email address. I went to read it and now she will never be allowed to be a part of humanity ever again. HA, I ACTUALLY REMOVED HER FROM HUMANITY. TAKE THAT, BITCH!

You fucking nigar lover,

How can you insult the death of one of the greatest sports heroes ever to be born? Dale Einhart Sr. was a fine man and the best racer in NASCAR. You probably watch that bullshit basketball or football and cheer for the nigars on the team because that's what you do and are, a nigar luvin' democratic liberal pussysucker. Go to war and get a job, you faggot!

Obvious Redneck

What's a nigar? If anyone knows, please leave me a comment or email me immediately.

hey shithead,

i think its fuked up how u insult Steve Irwin lik dat. he was a coo guy who saved many animals and did a lot more than u ever do. while u waste ur time on da net, i'm gonna go to collage and get a phd. fuk u!

A Snotty Kid

Laredo State University said you failed the admissions for writing in COLLAGE on your application.

What the fuck is your problem with people who like anime??? You like it too and yet you make fun of it yourself? That's so stupid! I'm going to tell you now that I scored a 33 on your test and I don't care because I love living in my parents basement and being 26 and watching anime and getting off to hentai. So what if I like it? Why does it have to be such a big deal with you? You are worthless.

A Virgin

I think this says it all pretty much, so no need for comment other then I'd be careful who you call worthless before looking at yourself in the mirror, you stud, you.

And now, the greatest hate mail of them all from my big pile (yes, it's about futanari):

I read your crappy article on futanari and I found it ridiculous. You have so many problems with people and their interests, yet you pitch that your own are fine even though much of what you like is what you seem to make fun of. That is hypocriticism and it just makes you look stupid by comparison.

Futanari is just a fetish that many guys out there like. You're not gay for liking it if you're a guy or roleplaying it with other guys. It seems you must be insecure about your sexuality to be making fun of futa lovers for their own choice.

You love cat girls and yet you don't find that weird? Again, hypocriticism. All you're doing is digging yourself into a hole with everything you say. Just give up and stop trying to act macho, you Republican asshole.

You are gay if you are a guy roleplaying with another guy, even if it's futanari.
You are gay if you would let a shemale fuck you in the ass.
I am not a Republican.
This site is dedicated to sarcasm and The Truth. Taking me 100% seriously makes you gay.
I make fun of what I like because my ass isn't plugged 24/7 by futa cock like yours is.
You are gay, it's ok. There is nothing wrong with it and you don't need to cry to me because I have a greater sense of humor than you.

And that just about does it. Tune in next time for some NDK aftermath.

grey.fox37@gmail.com

Look To 2007

2006-10-17T15:49:00.000-06:00

A major deal is going through my company right now and I have to focus my awesome and Godly energy into it, so for those of you waiting for my webpage, you'll have to wait until 2007. I'll update some stuff on here when I can, but for once, it seems I'm getting the most out of my career finally. NDK pics and commentary coming soon.

grey.fox37@gmail.com

NDK Again

2006-10-04T04:52:00.000-06:00

It's that time of year again. The time when nerds and geek unite under one hotel to massively annoy it's other guests, eat everything in sight, avoid alcohol, and have the LOWEST sex rate out of any hotel in a weekend. Yes, it's time for Nan Desu Kan 2006! Last year, Grey Fox battled wits with a few emo perverts in the hentai section, laughed at a bald fat man thinking he had authority, and meeting teenagers who surprisingly had a brain and watched college football with me! This year promises to be even better, as Grey Fox's brother, Mithril, will be joining him and his fiancee on their quest for fun, frolicking, consuming mass quantities of a substance known as "Whiskey" that Brother O'Malley recently invented in his lab, and the teasing of 45 year old men dressed up in Naruto costumes! Photos, interviews, stories, and more blowing of my dick will be moved to my webpage. This blog will be used as an archive and linked to so any new fans or celibate, unemployed, basement living, acne bearing troglodites can continue to give The Truth the much needed blow job it deserves until this blog site no longer becomes profitable (or I have to keep using it if the domain masters screw up my request). Con starts on the 6th, ends the 8th. I'll return the 10th after a visit to The Petrified Forest. Look foward to more nut busting, tit squeezing, face pounding attention you, your girlfriend (or hand), and your pet loves from me everyday.

This message was in response to the e-mails sent to The Truth's message box, now regarded as spam, for the following reasons:

Constantly asking when the site was going to be updated
The domain name of the site
Crying like a baby girl about "rumors" and "blaming me for themselves being a homosexual when it is your own damn fault"
Having the names Ape, Q-Ball, SummerJess19, hentairox, vAnIsHeR, toobigteentits, dik4u16, and John
Existing
Existing for my next awesome update
Existing to live off my misery
Existing to hate me when it means you love me

If any of you fall under these categories, your online roles have just been infected with e-herpes and now you can no longer cyber that hot super model on MSN that is really a fat 60 year old man.

Love from da Hood

Doctor Pancakes

grey.fox37@gmail.com

Holy Shit! Grey Fox Is Getting A Webpage???

2006-09-13T09:47:00.000-06:00

That's right. Go Daddy is supporting my new webpage, expanding The Truth out to more than just a handful of word of mouthers and obsessed anime geeks. Now, my awesome words of wisdom will be read by millions of lovers and haters. This grand opening will occur sometime in mid to late October after my trip to NDK 2006. I will not reveal the domain name until I actually get it, as I know there are one or two people out there retarded enough to waste their time and money snatching it from me just to spite me like a little pussy crybaby. Believe me when I say, it will blow your mind.

As for updates, I'll have a weekend update this Saturday and also I'm meeting Maddox at 2 that day. I'll have photos and a rundown of what he spoke about.

The Anime Test

2006-09-05T06:01:00.000-06:00

Before we begin, I'd like to say good riddance to Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin. His days of jamming his thumb up animal's buttholes and pissing animals off is over. My condolences go out to his family and his hot wife. I hope she finds comfort in the show's producer. At least Irwin wasn't as bad as Dale Einhart Sr. Irwin at least gave money to several animal funds, but Dale just drove in circles, becoming a legend to our wonderful slack jawed yokel rednecks of the south since they don't have anything else to live for but NASCAR, snipe hunting, and banging their kids (watch the hate mail come about me bashing Einhart).

Moving along, there are several anime tests out there that rate how devoted you are to anime and so forth, but now, the internet has a REAL test. The following 20 questions will accurately measure how devoted you are into anime. As you move through, add up each numerical value next to the answer you chose to each question. When you are finished, I will have the ratings below. Now, begin!

Question 1: Do you know what anime is?

0: No
.5: Yes, but I don't like it
1: Yes and it's enjoyable
2: ANIME IS MY LIFE!!!

Question 2: How often do you watch anime?

0: Never
1: On occasion
2: ITS ALL I WATCH!!!

Question 3: How much anime do you own?

0: None
1: A decent amount
2: ALL MY MOVIES ARE ANIME!!!

Question 4: On this list, what anime do you like?

0: I can't say
1: Ninja Scroll TV
2: Neon Genesis
3: FRUITS BASKET IS THE BEST ANIME EVER!!!

Question 5: Do you like hentai?

0: What the fuck is hentai?
1: No
2: Yes
3: HENTAI IS BETTER THAN REAL PORN!!!

Question 6: Do you masturbate to Hentai?

0: No
.5: I laugh at it and masturbate to it
1: Yes
2: I PRETEND MY PILLOW IS AN ANIME BABE OR HUNK!!!

Question 7: Do you decorate your room with anime?

0: No
1: Somewhat
2: I HAVE EVERY DRAGON BALL Z POSTER AND ACTION FIGURE!!!

Question 8: Do you wear anime attire?

0: No
1: I've got a Dragon Ball Z shirt or two
2: I WEAR MY BUBBLEGUM CRISIS SHIRT EVERYDAY TO SCHOOL!!!

Question 9: Do you attend anime cons?

0: No
1: Yes
2: ANIME CONS ARE MY ONLY VACATIONS!!!

Question 10: Do you cosplay at anime cons?

0: What the fuck does that mean?
1: Yes
2: I LIKE TO DRESS UP LIKE A GIRL EVEN THOUGH I AM A BOY (AND VICE VERSA IF I'M A GIRL!!!)!!!

Question 11: Do you live with your parents still?

0: No
1: Only because I'm a minor or until I finish college or get a job
2: I LIVE IN MY PARENTS BASEMENT!!!

Question 12: Do you like sushi?

0: No
1: Yes
2: SUSHI ISH THE BEST FOOD EVER! ^___________________^!!!

Question 13: Do you like pocky?

0: What the fuck is pocky?
.5: No
1: Yes
2: POCKY!!! ^____________________________________^

Question 14: Are you a member of an anime club?

0: No
1: Yes
2: ANIME CLUBS ARE MY ONLY SOCIAL TIMES!!!

Question 15: Do you use japanese in all your speech?

0: No
1: Either speaking it for a class or to someone or I live in Japan
2: OOO, NEKO ISH SO KAWAII!!! ^__________________________________^

Question 16: Is Sephiroth the best game villain ever?

0: Who the fuck is Sephiroth?
.5: Fuck no
1: Yes
2: SEPHIROTH!!! SEPHIROTH!!!

Question 17: Would you rather go to a party or watch anime?

0: Party
1: Anime if the party is full of retards, otherwise, party
2: PARTIES ARE FULL OF EVIL DRINKERS!!

Question 18: Would you rather go on a date with a real girl or play an anime dating sim?

0: Date a real girl
1: I play dating sims, but am taken, or would rather date a real girl regardless
2: MY LIFE IS ON THE COMPUTER!!!

Question 19: Do you drink alcohol?

0: Yes
.5: No, for religious/health concerns
1: No
2: ALCOHOL IS THE NECTAR OF IMBICILES!!!

Question 20: Are you asn adult and sexually attracted to little anime girls or boys?

0: Fuck no
4: I LOVE 10 YEAR OLD CAT GIRLS/BOYS!!!

Let's see how you did! Total up all your points and no cheating!

0-5: The mundane

Do not feel saddened for scoring this low. This is actually a good thing! It means you've either never heard of anime and are glad of it, or you have heard of it, don't like it, and are glad you don't for obvious reasons. You're a normal person, aside from your other sick fetishes, your subculture, and the fact you might have fucking cheated on this test after I told you not to!

6-10: Only on Cartoon Network

You catch it on TV, you're not a total fan of it, but you enjoy it since it kills time. You've probably never heard of hentai, but that's ok since you like real porn like a man should. You probably get easily confused when die hard fans go into an hour explaination about the religious analogies of Neon Genesis and sleep easier at night knowing you aren't such a dork.

16: Grey Fox (11-20): The Casual Fan

To you, anime is a hobby. You know the ropes pretty well and enjoy it either as a time killer or a side hobby to talk about with friends. You also probably attend cons once in a while to either make fun of them and have a good time, or because you were invited and never been to one. You still know the differences between reality and fantasy, but enjoy getting off to hentai and laughing at crazy humor that would not make sense with many. You're probably your average joe: school, job, married, dating, etc. You'll get into some geeky discussions, but won't throw yourself into a steamed rage when someone tells you Belldandy isn't the hottest anime babe ever.

21-30: Anime Nerd

Anime almost consumes your life! You spend countless hours on the internet debating with other dweebs about which Gundam could kick the crap out of an Eva unit. Your meals usually consist of Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew encrusted on a plate as you hunch over a computer, becoming impotent by the minute. Your pillow is your girlfriend, or you have a geekier and heavier girlfriend than yourself that annoys you, but you hold onto anyway for fear of being alone for the rest of your life. You probably do well in school, regardless, since half the time a majority of anime nerds have decent grammar or parents that force them to study for their lives.

31-40: Anime Otaku

You life is nothing but anime. You have no hopes in scoring a real girlfriend, so you have to result to cyber sex with minors, watching fanboy anime, and crying yourself to sleep in your parent's basement. You take pride in being called Otaku, thinking you are cool and unique from everyone else when all you really do is give others the necessary self esteem they need to make it in the day. Going outside or to class is a tedius chore for you, since that new futanari hentai came out and its more important than doing something in life that is meaningful to society. You probably don't drink beer wither, because you think it's evil when you're just too much of a pussy to understand its fine in moderation. You contimplate suicide daily, wondering why people hate you so much and why they are disgusted at you for dressing up in drag on a daily basis. You wonder why your parents treat you like dirt as you fail class after class, but they continue to fund and help you, trying to break out your potential, but you blow their money on Yoshi plushies. You are constantly forced to drink motor oil at school to shut you up from speaking so much retarded Japanese. Oh yeah, you constantly get your ass kicked too. In other words, you're a loser and you're not cool even if you think you are.

41-44: Future Homeless/Inmate/Death

Nuff said.

Before you go off saying there are fallacies and inconsistancy in my test, I'll just say this: if you scored low, but picked something like a 4 on the last one, you pretty much fit into the Otaku/Inmate lineup. If you picked the highest number on any of them, but still scored low, you've got some higher geek in you, and so on.

So there you have it, the best and most accurate anime test on the internet.

Arizona/Notre Dame Football Late Previews

2006-09-02T01:54:00.000-06:00

It's late, but I got it all written out. Today is the day for college football, at long last! I finally have something to be happy about since Notre Dame is preseason ranked #2 and Arizona is getting darkhorse recognition everywhere.

Before I begin, Vanisher interupted an awesome boob dream I was having to plague me again with pointless drivel since I "altered" his previous comments. He crawled on his knees and cried, saddened that I made poor satire out of him :(

I was asked three questions and I can answer them with three words: Not being pussies.

My bro was right, only obsessed celibate nerds will wait hand and foot for my updates so they can eat my hard crunchy nuts with tabasco sauce and give my life the extra meaning it deserves. So thank you, Alex, Jesus, Vanisher, Sam, John, etc. If it weren't for net nerds, crybabies, and pussies like you fellas, I'd be out of business.

I will now reveal the secret of destroying my site: Stop visiting it. It's as simple as that. It will be hard for you all to live on without my mighty truth and words of wisdom, but it's not my problem, I'll gain more fans. The more you visit my site, the more my hidden ticker goes up. So, it's simple: either accept me or be wrong and rejected.

Moving on to the important stuff of the world, more important than minimum wage workers like Lacky, the War on Terror, and Futanari, lets talk football (all of this I copied and pasted from my college football forum. Don't like it? Tough, you will read it).

ARIZONA WILDCATS

Returning Starters: 17 Key Players: QB Willie Tuitama, WR Michael Thomas, WR Syndric Steptoe, TE Brad Wood, LB Ronnie Palmer, LB Spencer Larsen, LB Dane Krogstad, CB Antoine Cason, CB Wilrey Fontenot, FS Brandon Tatum, SS Michael Johnson. Top Newcomer: DE Louis Holmes. 6'6" 275 lbs...this guy is a MONSTER. The most sought after recruit from Juco turns down USC, Oklahoma, LSU, Florida State, and Tenneessee to come to the rebuilding Arizona. From the Red/Blue game, this guy can cover the trenches so well, I wouldn't want to go up against him. Strengths: Offense shaping up nicely, great secondary, great linebackers, nice special teams Weaknesses: Can Arizona learn to finish this year or will they let more games slip through their fingers? The running game under Chris Henry might still be shakey, since he has slippery fingers half the time and his backup is a true freshman. How Arizona will go to a bowl: Obviously, the sparks last year under Willie Tuitama and a much better offense must pass into this season as well. Arizona has to play all 9 Pac 10 opponents this year and excitingly enough, the Pac is up for grabs. The secondary has to continue its superb work since the Pac is home to some high scoring wide receivers. Also, the LBs who were not always healthy at the same time must stay healthy in case the offense has early hiccups much like last year. Oh yeah, beating BYU on September 2nd will give them momentum. Beating USC will begin to draw my conclusions on the theory that Arizona can win the Pac-10. How Arizona will choke: Losing to BYU will probably destroy their hopes. This game is so crucial in dictating the season that it could possibly change the morale of the whole team in one way or another. Also, having injury woes again in the LB positions would definately kill them. Finishing in the 4th quarter is a must as well, since Arizona has given up 5 games in the last second by 7 or less. The point is made: Arizona can play. Now Arizona must prove they can win. How excited I am about this season: No words can describe it This could very well be bowl year or the Pac 10 crown. How nervous I am about this season: I'm sort of nervous about Arizona, not as much as Notre Dame, though. On a scale from 1 to 10, how confident I am in them going to a bowl: 10 Schedule Breakdown BYU (Priority: High): BYU is being regarded as a comeback team this year. Arizona needs this game to prove they are going to make a difference this year. A win here will get some Arizona bashers to shut up for a while. LSU (Priority: High): Going to Baton Rouge to play the Tigers is killer. While many doubt Arizona will win this game, if they do, USC is going down for sure. Heck, I'll take a close loss in this game too. Last time, LSU humiliated them in Tucson. This year, Arizona won't go down without a fight. Stephen F. Austin (Priority: Low): Beats the hell out of me why they'd pick these chumps, but hey, at least Arizona'll have a fun time in this game. USC (Priority: Extreme): Wow, USC is extreme to Notre Dame AND Arizona. This is the Pac-10 opener for them. Stoops put heavy emphasis on this game, even more than the ASU game. I will be at this game and believe me, if we win, I will be on those goalposts again. Washington (Priority: High): Ty Willingham pissed me off the way he had his QB throw bombs against Notre Dame and Arizona. He never did that for the Irish. Arizona should have won this game last year, but the UCLA game got to their heads. This year should be different. Kind of ironic its right after the USC game and it'd be even more ironic if Arizona beat USC coming into this one. UCLA (Priority: Medium): UCLA is gonna be looking for revenge in this game after we smoked them 52-14 last season. It's gonna be played in L.A. where a lot of people hate both my teams. It won't be a blow out, but I think Arizona can win since they don't have to worry about the Drews. Anime con weekend! Stanford (Priority: Medium): Gotta beat this sissies this year, can't forgive the Cats for that 20-16 loss to them in Tucson. Oregon State (Priority: Medium): Arizona's first Pac 10 victory last year. Now, the Beavers come to Tucson. Arizona can win this pretty convincingly as long as the season is going well. Washington State (Priority: Low): Hey, Auburn, after you manhandle them, save some for us! California (Priority: High): 2004: 38-0, 2005: 28-0, 2006: Cats have to at least score. This will be the most difficult game of the Pac-10 season. Oregon (Priority: High): Oregon is rebuilding quite nicely. Arizona has to go up to Eugene where the fans aren't friendly. Arizona needs this game to get revenge for letting the 28-21 debacle of 2005 slip through their fingers. Arizona State (Priority: Extreme): A game the Cats should have won in 2005, but will win in Tucson. If Arizona comes in 6-5, this will be their greatest challenge, as ASU would love to keep them out of a bowl. Now, a lot of you people must think I am crazy: Arizona winning the Pac-10 and going to the Rose Bowl??? Are you nuts, Patrick? California, USC, and Oregon can make mincemeat out of them!!! But what if Arizona beats BYU? What if they lose barely to LSU? What about beating USC and gaining so much strength from it, they push on to beat Cal and Oregon? Arizona has 17 starters coming back behind a strong recruiting class. If Arizona stays healthy, the offense makes even more immense strides, and the secondary is as stingy as ever, it can happen. I will still be satisfied with a bowl, but I can agree to some writers saying Arizona can win the Pac.

NOTRE DAME FIGHTING IRISH

Preseason Status: National Contenders, Two Heisman candidates Returning Starters: 16 Key Players: QB Brady Quinn, WR Jeff Samardzija, WR Rhema McKnight, RB Darius Walker, SS Tom Zbikowski, LB Maurice Crum Jr Top Newcomer: RB James Aldridge. Since Weis wanted more speed on defense, he made a move in putting RB Travis Thomas to LB. Aldridge seems to be very quick and knowledgable of his position. I hope he is because Thomas is a very good RB and Walker will need a great backup if Thomas sticks to LB. Strengths: Explosive offense, great kick returner, All American QB, fantastic coach, experienced cornerback Weaknesses: With the defense still in speculation from last year's squad, which gave up nearly 340 yards a game, I still am a little concerned about their progress, but we'll see September 2nd for sure. How Notre Dame will win the National Championship: Obviously, if Brady Quinn stays in great shape and health, this will be a record breaking season for him. The defense must do better this year since there will be a lot of teams, such as Michigan and UCLA, looking to capitalize and get their revenge on the Irish. Notre Dame must avenge their loss to USC last year. If Notre Dame is undefeated coming into that game, that will be the biggest game of their lives, possibly even greater than the hyped Penn State match on the 9th of September. One loss does not eliminate the Irish from the National Championship this year since I believe this is going to be one of the toughest seasons for every big dog in the league. How Notre Dame will choke: Brady Quinn getting injured will be the biggest blow of them all. I don't think any of the other QBs will have enough experience to drag the Irish to an NC, but they are good enough to give them a winning season. Losing to Georgia Tech would startle me deeply because of how gung ho they are about beating the Irish and the fact that it could start the Willingham curse again. If the defense sucks again, forget about it. If Penn State and Michigan beat them, then the season is over. If any of the military schools beat them, I will be sick. How excited I am about this season: No words can describe it How nervous I am about this season: Very On a scale from 1 to 10, how confident I am in them winning the National Championship: 9 Schedule Breakdown Georgia Tech (Priority: High): They MUST win this game to solidify the season and show this isn't going to be the upset of the year right off the bat. If its a narrow victory, I won't be disappointed, but might be a little worried heading into Penn State. This game will more than likely dictate the Irish season. Penn State (Priority: High): One of the most looked foward to games since Notre Dame vs. USC last year. Another crucial game to prove how good Notre Dame is and to make early BCS standings for when the poll comes out. Michigan (Priority: High): No one, and I mean NO ONE will come into our home again and push us around. Lloyd Carr is putting major emphasis on this game to prove Michigan is back. Michigan State (Priority: High): Spartans can't win at home, Irish can't win at home. I'd call it a W, but if the Irish defense sucks again, then MSU might break the ice. Purdue (Priority: Low): They have nothing. Irish should smoke these bastards Stanford (Priority: Low): It was tough for the Irish last year because Stanford was desparate for a bowl. Shouldn't be too difficult this year. I will be at the anime con this weekend too. UCLA (Priority: Medium): UCLA is a little down this year, but shouldn't be overlooked if Notre Dame's defense isn't good. Pac-10 teams score well. Navy (Priority: Medium): Gotta keep the win streak going, so its a medium priority matchup. North Carolina (Priority: Medium): I'm giving it a medium priority because I have never seen N.C. play Notre Dame in football, but I'm sure the Tar Heels would like to try and come out with a win in South Bend. Air Force (Priority: Low): Notre Dame has a good run defense, so I'm not really worried. Heck, I might drive up to Colorado Springs to see the game. Army (Priority: Low): What? Army sucks. USC (Priority: Extreme): Notre Dame MUST win this game, especially if they are undefeated coming into it. This will be the game of the year if it comes to that. It's time for revenge and it's time to go into The Lion's Den with a vengeance.

Their seasons kick off tonight. I hope they live up to the hype. I'll be back Sunday to give you all a wonderful quiz.

Readers Response to The Super Adventure Club

2006-09-01T02:57:00.000-06:00

Amazing how fighting against something so simple as pedophiles ushers the simple-minded, futa loving, cock punching, food consuming beings known as my readers. I've gotten so much praise and traffic from this awesome article, I can't even take a shit without someone telling me how great I am to oust these fags for what they really are. Tonight, we'll take a look at the comments that my fans and haters have sent me. I'm still fishing through all the emails and picking out the good ones still (yes, I was sent that many).

Alex said...
God made me this way, lmao. That is so sad and disturbing, I really hope this sick son of a bitch gets arrested!

All will be taken care of sooner or later, Alex. There are plenty of fine organizations out there that can put creeps like these fun boys away. Despite the fact I am not religious, using God as an excuse is quite pathetic. No wonder they like little boys, they're not manly enough to get a REAL man...I mean woman.

Antonio said...
Being a Spanish Catholic myself, I find this very shocking that a pedophile uses The Word of God as an excuse to love little children. God does not condone homosexuality, so sayeth the bible. A friend of mine in Madrid found your blog and told me I would enjoy it. He was right.

He was right. I am the greatest gift to Blogspot ever and if you or anyone else disagrees, you are wrong. It's no surprise that people use God as an excuse, as you can look at many Catholic Priests bending the rules. Until the Galgemec vagina becomes smaller and loses its razor teeth, these poor priests will have to turn to little boys for sex...oh wait, all they need are a good kick in the nuts to work the junk out, six for The Super Adventure Club.

Samantha said...
Children trust adults by default usually. I love guys, so was a born to love guys or did I make that conscious decision? Some people like to drink urine as a fetish. Were they born that way or did they start drinking some and continued to enjoy it? Loving a boy more than a friend or family member is a conscious choice. They are merely using God as an excuse. Maybe they're really a cult? :P

Excellent point, Sam. You see, kids love candy, stickers, and the promise of a "movies and popcorn night if they just come to this strangers house," by default. A kid also gets very frightened and submissive when it is yelled at by an adult, even if it did nothing wrong. The adult can see this as an ample opportunity to move in, or move in. It is psychological and if you think you were born or made to love boys, you are in desparate need of getting butt rammed by Bubba for the rest of your life. I made the conscious choice to love tits when I could have easily made the conscious choice to love cock on a man. I chose tits like a real man should. As for it being a cult, of course it is. Using the promise of immortality by collecting "Marlock" from boys through sex is the same thing as drinking the awesome kool-aid provided by the bald man in black.

BigNewsDay said...
Great job in exposing these freaks for what they really are. Stop by the AZ Blog where we fight these same idiots on a daily basis.

Oh dear, I clicked on the link to Absolute Zero from the club's webpage even though they had a warning they were going to upload spyware onto my computer! Oh....it's an anti-pedophile site, sweeeeetttttt. Thank you very much, by the way, you guys are really good at what you do. My site is still better, but that's always expected after you come onto my page and get rocked by its nut busting attributes.

Daydreamer of Oz said...
Classic, GreyFox! Alex, we're working on that very hope tirelessly. Come join us at the link provided by BigNewsDay.

Glad you enjoyed it. There is your answer, Alex.

The Mother of a Child said...
God bless you, Grey Fox. Although sarcasm is not my style of humor, you perfectly used it for a topic that gives me dread when I let my child out to play. I am glad there are young men like you in this world that can be kind of a jerk sometimes, but at least have the decency to strike down on disgusting men like these.

I find it rather odd and shocking that a mother would come onto my site and praise me for all the "horrible" things I say, but she apparently understands it's sarcasm and satire. If only there were more adults out there who can laugh at a fart joke and not have a thumb up their ass.

Rookiee said...
Wow, I look pretty cute. :)

The Truth aims to please the delusional. I found out this was the pic of an Australian pedophile with the Peter Pan Syndrome. Put two and two together....

NG said...
On the other hand, Antonio, there is nothing in the bible that says that someone can use the word of god to promote hate and violence. That some do doesn't make it any more right that someone who subscribes to a fallacious philosphy.

Just say you like little kids and you hate war because you're a pussy boy lover!

Jesus Bowling said...
That was probably one of your best "serious" works, Grey. Fantastic job.

Thanks, I'm always "serious."

Anonymous said...
ng is a fag

Well, no one is perfect.

leBonhomme said...
Nice pic... why have I been edited out of it?

Uh oh, time to put more butter into your eyes, I think they're going bad. GET THIS MAN A HOT POCKET, STAT!

"nothing tickles leBonhomme's fancy than a night of hot pockets and thinking about which Star Trek child actor he'd do first."

at least it keeps me off the streets :)

Clerk: 10 hot pockets, that'll be $11.00, please
Boy: Here, use this credit card!
Clerk: ....is this yours?
Boy: No, its my long lost brother's card! He's staying over for a while to look after me! We're gonna play doctor later!
Clerk: ....(he makes a move to the phone and dials 911)

Anonymous said...
lebonhomme is a fag

Great detective work, you anonymous sleuth, you.

karen said...
ew, these guys r sik fuks!

If anyone can decipher this alien language, please contact me.

Stitches77 said...
Ng said On the other hand, Antonio, there is nothing in the bible that says that someone can use the word of god to promote hate and violence.

The only promotion of hate and violence I've observed has been from the pedovores.

But since you, ng, are interested in the word of God, he also said Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward. wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls

In other words, stop using the word to fuck little boys.

Vanisher came to me in my dreams on my birthday and slothed this:

Vanisher said...
Using your detestable attitude for the forces of good I see?

Good jod, keep up the good work. How long will you good will to your fellow man last?

He also told me he truly is a futa fan and complained about how awesome I am to him on the 0bsidian forums. I am unsure as how to translate his final sentence, but if anyone can or knows what "jod" means in his sentence, please inform me soon. I would love to learn how to translate some of this awesome alien language.

Oh, and I always do good for my fellow man, that's why I have this site, for real men who love real manly articles, not sob stories about how much of an asshole Grey Fox is, whoever the fuck that is. I think he owns Something Awful or something awful like that. He also has a lot of hater fans that eat big hefty bowls of his nuts for breakfast because he has enough to go around for them.

And finally, my brother has graciously added this:

Mythril said...
Wow, all they need is some make-up and they can be Emo!
Queers.

Well, I know for a fact OhHellYeah70 is emo after the saddening crybaby story he wrote about me on his site.

And there you have it. Comments from all walks of life. In a week, I'll post the top 10 emails I've gotten. Later today, I'll have my Arizona and Notre Dame outlooks for College football season ready and a fun little quiz for everyone to take.

Your Blog Sucks: The Super Adventure Club

2006-08-21T18:28:00.000-06:00

COME JOIN THE SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB!

What we are: We are boylovers. We are molestors. We are child predators. We are for your amusement. We are sick fucks. There is plenty of stereotype. We think we are you, but we act in a way to look like victims in a society that has laws that are just and fair, but not to us. We are united freaks. We are sick human beings. We are to be judged under any bar you would judge yourself with because that is life, that is what is real, and there is nothing we can do about it.

What we are not: We are not ethical.

What we need: We need you to join this club and ruin your life. Contact this blog's administrators via email and you can be added to our club.

The Staff:

Crake01

Always poetic, but suicidal because of his life choice, Crake01 desires everyone to be free...and to make children free and at his fingertips to molest.

Marlock Level: 5

Ultimate Fantasy: Reading Emily Dickenson to a boy while butt ramming him.

leBonhomme

Possible clone of Crake01, nothing tickles leBonhomme's fancy than a night of hot pockets and thinking about which Star Trek child actor he'd do first.

Marlock Level: 2

Ultimate Fantasy: Having a child in a Ferengi paper machie hat shave his back while watching Next Gen in a hot tub filled with nacho cheese.

Rookiee Revolyob

Rebellous, yet cutesy and cuddly, Rookiee is there to join you in playing G.I. Joe or with your Tonka trucks, little boys! Growing up is for fags!

Marlock Level: 3

Ultimate Fantasy: Dressing up as Peter Pan and having a little boy shove an umbrela up his ass with the kid wearing a top hat.

Jack

Jack is a popular construction worker in Lego Town since he couldn't get a real job in life! He spends his days at our club playing with legos and fantasizing about lego boys!

Marlock Level: 3

Ultimate Fantasy: To poop a lego out over a boy's chest.

Aqua

The "poster child" of The Super Adventure Club (is really the site owner trying to trick you). Don't fuck around with this "13 year old" cuz he'll come to your house and fucking kill you with his slingshot!

Marlock Level: 10 (he is "the chosen one" among Jedi...I mean, pedophiles)

Ultimate Fantasy: Fucking killing the fucking owner of the fucking site and fucking fucking fucking taking fucking over.

AnemicFairy

Believe it when he says he lives a life, folks! He loves to use his "God given super dancetastic" powers to bring woe upon us all because he makes us feel that pedophiles don't have lives outside of molesting children (we understand, we just don't give a fuck seriously enough to care).

Marlock Level: 1 (His woe has aged his body beyond his 30s and given himself a low Marlock count)

Ultimate Fantasy: To have sex with a boy to raise his Marlock levels and stop getting made fun of by other pedophiles for his lack of immortality.

Clayboy

Clayboy is the pussy of the Super Adventure Club. Always sad and ashamed of what he follows in life. He constantly retreats to his ship, the H.M.S. Fuck A Boy In The Ass, where he has been rumored for assassination by urban legend, Mr. 47.

Marlock Level: 4

Ultimate Fantasy: To have sex with a boy in front of his parents to show he is not afraid of society anymore and to stop being a pussy in the eyes of other pedophiles.

Mr Bolo

Mr Bolo, the napoleon of crime to some, works in Law in England! In his spare time, he constantly bends laws in society to make himself feel better when he has a double guarantee of going to hell for being a lawyer and a homosexual.

Marlock Level: 8

Ultimate Fantasy: Dressing up like Harvey Birdman and taking a boy to the sewers where they'll sip tea on a large rubber ducky boat.

Delusion

Delusion is the club nerd and first animated boy to ever join our group! He is the dreamer of the organization, coming up with more excuses...I MEAN facts about pedophiles!

Marlock Level: 7

Ultimate Fantasy: Bringing a boy to his parent's basement and showing them his Gundam model collection.

StillYoung

StillYoung is the very first horse pedophile ever! He enjoys running through the meadows, eating grass, and butt ramming kids with his horse cock!

Marlock Level: 5

Ultimate Fantasy: To have a boy ride him naked through the Sahara Desert

Iris Naseth

Iris once was a girl....long ago...before a vampire came along and bit her. She suddenly got a sex change in the process as well and became a gay vampire as a result!

Marlock Level: 6

Ultimate Fantasy: To become a female again, but keep the penis and do a boy with it.

BlBlake

He's been writing since the 60s and is VERY interested in children's rights...which interprets to changing the law to have sex with 2 year olds and get away with it or give 4 year olds the right to leave their house and live with a sicko.

Marlock Level: 9

Ultimate Fantasy: Read Dr. Seuss to a boy while whipping him as he is chained to a wall.

ohellyeah70

Ohellyeah70 hates Grey Fox with a passion! He wishes Grey Fox could be locked away in a prison forever because Grey doesn't like little boys at all!

Marlock Level: 1

Ultimate Fantasy: To have Grey Fox hung in front of his eyes while he does a little boy.

Probability of Fantasy happening: 1 to 1,000,000,000

Requirements For Joining The Club

-You must be gay

-You must be over 18

-You must be eventually balding to bald

-You must have perverted lips

-You must have a high pitched or nasel voice

-You must be willing to pretend to be a female or a little boy to trick people into thinking we have boys in our club

-You must use God as an excuse

-You must call anyone who disagrees with you shallow or ignorant, even if they are right about how sick we are

-You must be hypocritical

-You must lie to your family, friends, co-workers, and pets

-You must wear an ivory hat and a white explorers outfit (or something Australian, whatever)

We hope you meet these requirements and have a fun time in The Super Adventure Club!

Damnit, it sucks I can't join the Super Adventure Club! Look what they had to say about me!

Funny how the shallow-minded always come back to the same argument. Yes I am attracted to boys, your point being? I hope you're not foolish enough to think that this is actually a concious decision on my part. And since you have such a problem with the way I was born, what would you have me do about it? What? Do you think I'm gonna go live in the back of some cave somwhere simply because morons like your self can't understand my attraction? Or the attraction that boys have for me? I am a pedophile, I didn't ask to be one, but I am, and I can change this no more then I can change the day to night. But you know what? I've come to understand and accept who and what I am, because shaking your fist at the sky won't stop the sun from setting.

I am a pedophile whether you like it or not, whether I like it or not, and if you lock me in the deepest dungeon on the face of the earth and never let me see the light of day again I will still be a pedophile. If you make me sign a sex offender registry and ruin my life, I will still be a pedohphile. If you stick me in a mental hospital and medicate me untill I can no longer speak and sit me in front of some shrink who's being paid to tell me for hours and hours on end that I'm evil simply for the way I was fucking born, I will still be a pedophile.

(At this point reading it to my fiancee, I imitated a childish whiny voice of anger)

IF YOU KILL ME I WILL STILL BE A PEDOPHILE! I am a pedophile. This is how God made me. It's not somthing I chose, its not something I can help, but you know what? I AM DAMN FUCKING PROUD TO BE ONE! Theres not a DAMN thing you can do about it, and I'll be DAMNED to the DEEPEST PITS OF HELL before I let some shallow minded, over opinonated BIGOT like YOU, who probably dosen't know the first thing about me, about people like me, about the boys who understand and love people like me, about what the word "pedophile" really means, or anything beyond what society has spoon fed your sorry ass since they day you were born, make me feel ashamed of who and what I am. You don't like pedophiles? Well guess what? We've been here since man was living in fucking caves, we're in EVERY SINGLE POINT AND ASPECT OF SOCIETY, from homeless people to doctors, to lawyers, to politicians, to world leaders. There's a hell of a lot more of us then people like yourself would like to believe and we're not going anywhere, so get used to it. We're here to stay.

You know, it's really cool when losers like this do the work for you. I was prepared to write this huge satirical comment about him, but seeing that he has done the work for me, I can only say this: thank you. Thank you so much for saying that you'll still be a pedophile when you're written up as a sex offender. That's just fine with me, except your life will be ruined and you'll be watched and monitored by people who will make sure you don't touch kids. Thank you so much for making a fool out of yourself. You were really cute there, getting all fussy and whiny about my facts. You're like one of those teddy roxspin dolls who try and yell at the kid, but the kid just laughs back.

As usual, my fans know what to do. Tell The Super Adventure Club how awesome they are and how much we love their prescence on the net! Keep bringing this traffic to me, 1000 hits over the weekend and emails about how much of a hero I am for saying something as simple as fuck you. This rocks.

grey.fox37@gmail.com

Summer Over, Back To Work

2006-08-21T10:34:00.000-06:00

Scoping the net and listening to NPR at work has gathered more for my satire. Here is what to look foward to:

AOL's awesome fuck up

Your Blog Sucks: We Are Made For Your Entertainment

Your Blog Sucks: I Take Pride In Being An E-Whore

College Football Previews for Notre Dame and Arizona

More to follow

The Nine Floors Of Whores Chronicles

2006-08-03T03:19:00.000-06:00

If you've attended or plan on attending college at the University of Arizona, you should be aware of the story of a building....a very frightening building which very name strikes fear into the hearts of clean men and women everywhere...and that building is:

CORONADO RESIDENCE HALL!!!!!

To sum up what Coronado is, our crack team of scientists here at The Truth have come up with a simple equation that best represents what to expect at this "dorm"

Coronado Hall (Picture Unavailible) + =

Syphillis, bingo!

The Truth will now share a time when the Syphillis was first met and discovered.

Just one week after my arrival at UA, I was already invited to a party on my birthday to celebrate. I was so excited since it was going to be my very first college party. I wasn't going to drink, since I was only 19 and I heard the stories about how hard cops around the campus were on underage drinking, but boy was I ready to party! I dressed up in my baggy jeans, a white t-shirt with my tan button shirt over it, and a bucket hat my roomate provided and off we went on our magical journey across campus!

I asked my friend, Shelton, where we were going to celebrate my birthday and he told me we were going to the Coronado Halls to party with two really hot chicks who were throwing a bash and going to sing happy birthday to me. Wow, two hot babes were going to take time out of their drinking and fucking to sing to lil' ol' me! We walked along 4th street past the math and astronomy buildings and finally came upon the majestic nine story dorm hall known as Coronado!

Immediately, I was overwhelmed at the mass crowd out front. They stood around as if preparing to take back UA from some unknown enemy, I had no idea. My ears caught wind of fasicinating tales ranging from how John's cock tasted like cat shit to how loose Monica's asshole was after only two nights of ramming it with vasaline. Truly wonderous these fables were and oh, how excited I was to have the two sirens sing happy birthday to me!

And before you knew it, after wading through the crowds of intoxicated youngsters did we make it upon the dorm room of the two chicks, Jennifer and Stephanie. Jennifer was a regular drinker who loved to dress in Gucci attire since her daddy gave her whatever she wanted, where as Stephanie had to work for her Chanel perfumes and Victoria's Secret underwear, for she was a stripper down at the Empress just trying to earn "cash for college." Jennifer was very wobbly as she shook my hand and brought me close for a birthday kiss, but I immediately hesitated as I noticed a sore on her cheek. I asked her if someone had hurt her and she said her blasted ex gave her syphillis.

My eyes widened, my throat swallowed a huge lump, and a wave of terror struck my body. Shelton had asked me what was wrong and instantly I screamed...

"THE SYPHILLIS HAS EVOLVED INTO A PSEUDO-HUMAN FORM!!!!!!"

I ran screaming from the building, more syphillis humans staring at me as I worked my way down the stairs and out into the courtyard, where I announced:

"THE SYPHILLIS OF CORONADO IS MADE OF PEOPLE...PEOPLEEEEEEE!!!!"

I ran as fast as I could back to my dorms, like Paul Revere riding the countryside to warn the colonists of the Brittish coming. Having made it out alive, I gave a sigh of relief and swore to write about my findings and studies in the future.

Coronado was later dubbed by me as "Nine floors of whores." Its name originates from the fact that

a. The building has nine floors
b. The building is a site of whore gathering

I decided to study how these Pseudo-Human syphillis had been given access to staying in this dorm in the first place. Spying on a student interview revealed this:

Dorm Hall Assigner: Wow, it says here you are an engineering major and a dance minor, how nice!
Syphillis: Hehe, yup! I've always wanted to know how they engineered lipstick and they finally have classes where I can get good grades for shaking my ass!
Dorm Hall Assigner: Yup, you're set for life until you're 26 and loose as a goose. Let's see...OH! You checked off whore, you're going to Coronado!
Syphillis: Oooo, Coronado! Sounds French!

It is a simple process on the housing form. Check off whore and you're in there no matter what your major/GPA/Breast Size is.

There was a night where I was with a group of friends who wanted to go to Park student union right near Coronado for some dinner. Instantly, I froze, for fear of coming across the Syphillis again. However, my little band of street urchins, the Park Street Irregulars, informed me that on Saturday nights, there was no fear, for the syphillis was out and about, speading its word and lips to others.

The greatest discovery of all, however, came from Doctor Pancakes himself. While doing deep field test studies and computer simulation, he came to the conclusion that in the event that an Atomic Bomb were ever dropped in Tucson, the Syphillis would protect its host in a disease encrusted shell around the body, similarly looking like a girl trapped in a slime mold getting raped by two slime penises on the insides. My God, I thought, there is just no stopping the Syphillis from spreading over my Alma Mater!

So, in conclusion, Arizona class of 2010, let me say that if you wish to avoid this humiliation and health risk, please apply to any other dorm on campus (except Hopi. Hopi was full of nerd bags and wasn't worth the fact it was close to the football field. I know from experience and still regret that choice). However, if sleeping with Syphillis and drinking Keystone Light instead of a real manly beer is your idea of a good time, then by all means, go to Coronado, fag! :D

grey.fox37@gmail.com

Fun With The Little Things: From TV to RIPs

2006-07-25T17:53:00.000-06:00

I gotta write about some stuff I've been noticing recently, so consider this a semi-serious version of Weekend Update.

First off, I want to give an R.I.P. to Gliss 'n' Goss. It's 7 posts of girl power and future cum guzzling is finally at an end. We big farewell to the 13 year old of the Caribbean. Our middle fingers extend for her.

I would like to give a special R.I.P. to Vanisher. His vain attempts at de-commisioning this site with his "Mother's Against Grey Fox" site has warranted him with one extremely long and pointless post in a failed attempt to show intelligence and only 16 visitors in the past 4 months. He gave it his best, but it looks like he finally realized he can only suck a "troll's" dick and not bend it. Our love goes out to him, from the bottom of our assholes. (It should also be noted that he wrote to me in his dreams saying that anything written on his site from here on out is complete jibberish and should be disregarded as figments of our imagination. Thanks, Vanisher!)

On TV, they've been showing this global warming commercial where a guy is standing on train tracks and talking about how he doesn't have to worry about "irreversable effects in 30 years." He shows his manlyness by stepping off the train tracks and then the camera zooms in on an ugly little girl with an absolute look of false, guilt trip dread on her face. To my disappointment, the commercial did not show the little girl get walloped by the train for her pretentious attempted suicide and false guilt trip, but go to a screen about some mythical super-being only known as...EL GLOBAL WARMINGO! We here at The Truth would like to applaud the EPA for proving a more important point: ugly children should be seen, not heard, and run over by trains.

Gaia Online has now become my new hangout for when I am bored or in need of cyber if my fiancee is not in the mood. In their Macromedia Flash program, Towns, users can take their custom avitars or males and females into it and show off their stuff, talk to other nerds, etc. You can even put your own house in it too. I went into one and the owner of it came in asking if i enjoyed her house. I cracked a joke about how i left stains in the bed and immediately, the bitch mode turned on. News flash: IT'S JUST A STUPID GAME AND A FAKE HOUSE, STOP TAKING IT SERIOUSLY. She even got her "boyfriend" involved (which was just her using a different computer, the poor lonely chick) and things got even funnier when some of my buddies came in and were teasing her. She said she was starting to cry, which was immediately replied to by my friend: "crying over Gaia stuff? And you call us losers?" Sheesh, I guess some people have no grasp of reality. The new gangbang, weee

I saw Pirates of the Carribean Dead Man's Chest two weeks ago. It was a fun ride with lots of suspense, thrills, action, and a great soundtrack. When The Kraken destroys that first ship, the music associated to it and the scenes actually sent chills up my spine. Along with more crazy characters, classics you know and love, and another superior acting job by Johnny Depp, this is the blockbuster of the summer. (***** Light 5 stars, but still 5 nonetheless)

The Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift, on the other hand, made me glad i downloaded it instead of paying to see it in the theaters. A redneck version of Paul Walker going to Tokyo for being a bad boy with his mother in the states with all the racing he did. He meets Bow Wow, who's character is a sort of trader/grifter, then meets a japanese DK, or drift king, who gets him involved in learning how to drift. You know, it was too short, not enough about the cars, more about the crap plot, etc. And why the fuck do they make the girl love interest only part Asian?? COME ON, he needed a real Asian for christ's sake. Anyway, the drifting is cool, but as usual, its just a shoot'em up at the end and a show of what the home boy learned. At least the Asian chicks were hot. (**)

I've finally beaten Oblivion today, and the ending was awesome, but left me unsatisfied with how short the main quest was. Sure, I can go around and finish my other quests now for guilds, but damnit, Morrowind's main quest was longer! Regardless, this is my game of the year so far.

I beat Hitman: Blood Money in 4 days with the Silent Assassin rating on each mission. It was short, but oh, was it ever so sweet. This is the best Hitman ever made and it really surprised me after how Contracts kind of let me down. Customizable weapons, a great soundtrack, so many different ways to kill, and different ways to complete the missions. The A.I. even got a major facelift. Full review later.

I stumbled across a forum for underground hiphop where they spoke about the Lebannon issue escalating to World War III. They said the same thing about Kosovo, The Gulf, and even Vietnam. It takes a lot more for a world war to start up, stop complaining unless you want to do something about it, pussies. I hate kids trying to act intelligent. They need to get run over like that girl on the train tracks.

Well, that's it for now, see you next month.

Grey Fox Takes July Off

2006-07-09T05:43:00.000-06:00

As much as it pisses you fuckheads off, due to involvement in video gaming, my career, and planning my huge vacation for next month, I'm taking this month off to relax and focus on more unimportant things than my awesome site. If anything big comes up, I will write about it. The guide to surviving a college party is nearly complete and will be posted by Doctor Pancakes whenever he gets off his lazy black ass and decides to traffic my site again. In the meantime, WreckHavoc should be posting some more stuff to keep you bitches fed. And in response to my Colorado fans, yes, I will be attending Nan Desu Kan 2006 this year in October and I will be staying at the hotel this time. I will also be throwing a party in my room for 21 and ups looking to kick back and have a beer with me. Until then, peace out and stop whining.

Happy Fourth

2006-07-04T23:34:00.000-06:00

Business has kept me detained. Happy 4th of July, down with the Brittish and all that (naw, the Brittish rock).

I'll post some random crap that's been annoying me out there in the world of ignorance tomorrow. For now, I'm just gonna kick it. Take it easy, my pretties.

Don't Quit Your Day Job BITCH

2006-07-02T01:53:00.000-06:00

HELP "Screech" from Saved by the Bell

2006-06-18T02:08:00.000-06:00

Screech, real name Dustin Diamond, has been told that without 250k within a month, his house will be taken from him. (Screech is located at the top.)

This actor who was the butt of all the jokes on Saved by the Bell deserves help from his millions and millions of fans. He makes me laugh all the time (By the way Screech or Dustin since you probably would like to forget the Screech days, I purchased all the original Saved by the Bell episodes. I have been a long supporter of you and the crew).

The deal is, 15 dollars for a t-shirt and 20 dollars to get an autographed t-shirt. Please help Screech out.

Here is the site...

http://www.getdshirts.com./the_story.php

Dorms

2006-06-16T02:53:00.000-06:00

Nostalgia set in...

I remember freshmen year. The dorms... the foul smell of sweat, rotting food and weed.

I also remembered all the funny little feuds going on between new "roomies". It was always funny to hear the pranks being played on one another.

My friend Pat told me about all the rumors of the clogged up toilets. I somehow manage to laugh now, even though at the time he had to live through the harassment of fellow students that shared the same dormitory that thought he was the culprit.

I somehow missed those times.

Times where room mates snitching to the resident assistant (RA) about his room mate lighting incense. Yes, lighting incense is forbidden. You know those 18, 19, 20 year old pyromaniacs.

I still wouldn't want to go back. Every weekend was a battle and I beat myself up internally, because I thought I was strong minded to resist temptation. Playstation, Xbox or going to the library to read Beowulf (british literature is SOOOO boring) or about Porfirio Diaz's reign in post-colonial Mexico (Mexican history wasn't bad, but it also couldn't replace Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell on Xbox either).

(And for your information, I'm typing in courier. Everyone knows Courier makes your writing look more verbose and lengthy than what it really is. It's the cheaters' trick to get those page minimums in lectures. If you're a college student and haven't learned that, WAKE UP. I knew that trick in high school. Some professors have caught on and say they want size 10, Times New Roman-it looks the most professional, but is really small.)

Lao Tzu's Debut

2006-06-14T05:07:00.000-06:00

My old buddy from college, who we will call Lao Tzu, is spending some study time abroad in Australia. He is now working freelance for the site and has written quite a nice essay on nazi feminism. Let's read!

What did the five fingers say to the face?
Lao Tzu, from exile
This is my account of the return of the man in society. By no means am I speaking for all guys, of all backgrounds. But this is my own two cents. So I am gonna call it like it is, and drop it like it’s hot.
So ya, feminism have made strides for women empowerment and all that stuff. Well that is good. I am glad my mom and little cousin can vote now. And yes, the radical feminist are still pissed at guys while the liberal ones are okay with us but still are not as pissed as the Femi Nazis.
Oh by the way, I failed to bring up the fact that socially speaking, most times, i.e. at least 6 out of every 10 times, roughly 3 out of every 5 times, a guy interacts with a female, within the context of one being interested in the other, that he does not know or just barely met the guy usually has to initiate the conversation and lead the conversation. Now if feminism was at least partial true to its own roots in which it set down upon its own accord, then one can say that the above stated statistic is in fact false and the rest of what I have to say would not be needed. But seeing as it has not, I think will continue on. But I will give feminist the benefit of the doubt right now, in saying that maybe feminism has not developed to the point that women actually do feel empowered enough to start up a conversation with a guy they don’t know. But that would go against patriarchy, wait that is what a lot of feminism is against, patriarchy. But they are still adhering to it. Now I call, bull shit on that. Saying one thing but doing another. Because I do come from the school that states, ‘Words are fine….But deeds, let you know the heart of the man (or woman)’. So in short, deeds not words. And yes, I know you woman can do better. I am just pissed that you ain’t doin any better. Oh and I am kinda pissed at guys too for slacking off the past few hundred years for becoming more lazy and knowing and remembering the pen before the sword. But that is for a different time.
Now I am not going to point out sociological implications of this, in the fact that a lot of social interaction is negatively skewed between the genders and is based upon one of the genders initiating a negatively skewed amount of social interactions between them. Now this does not sound fair, am I correct? Can feminism account for this? Yes, but the new age feminism, but the old school nineteenth century can, in which they would say that by means of economic freedom, a women can gain social freedom, thus being able to initiate conversations, with whom she sees fit and would like to, because she has found her own base of power, her own economic means and modes of production.
Yes we guys have screw shit up. Okay, I know I will agree with that. But where is the ‘better’ half of the species, or at least the other half? And don’t give me any of that bull shit about having to go get some education and a job and then life. For I got to do that too, so that argument, in short, in a bunch of bull shit. Oh and yes I was raised by a family in which my mother was home while my father worked, but my mother did have a graduate degree and I was able to find for my self, which included being able to take care of children, by the time I got my driver’s license at seventeen. Which by the standards of the low class in almost any country let alone America, I would have already had my first child if I was a female and maybe even working on another child. So, yes my parents trained me well. But at the same time I still see those smart and good girls dating the guys that ain’t going no were. And I see those girls who are very attractive, unattractive to me because I lack a singular entity, and most of the time that singular entity seems to be my height, cuz I am 5’ 6". But I would like to point out how my first girlfriend, was 5’ 9" and the second girlfriend was 5’ 1". Where is the feminist movement here? I don’t see it. But I have been known to be wrong.
Because if feminism was suppose to unite women, were is the uniting? If feminism is suppose to allow women to become empowered, then why are women still after working a full day still come home and do all of the home duties, i.e. cooking, cleaning, etc. If feminism is suppose to allow women to become empowered about themselves and effect them all, then why is it that there is still world hunger?
Yes I do go out to the clubs and drink with my guys. I know that guys go out looking for sex, and women go out to have fun, and too shake there groove thing. That’s fine to go out looking for sex or to go out just for fun. For I know I have done both at least a few times. But what I get confused upon is, why do women get all dressed up and looking attractive and not only that but also flirt like there is no tomorrow and then don’t plan on either taking someone home or calling any of the guys back and expect nothing to happen….Talk about living in a dream world. But maybe they are waiting for the guys to call them. That would mean that these women are still adhering to patriarchy and the guys initiating everything and going after them, which sounds pretty much like patriarchy and the old medieval school if I am not mistaken. This would mean that even though we got cars, we still ain’t out of the medieval mind set. Thus can be said that feminism is kinda against, but I could be mistaken. And if feminism was in fact against it, would it not try to actively work against it. Now some things have been done, i.e. female doctors, female priest (in some religions but not all), female lawyers, female politicians, etc. But that is access to the system and structure. That is half of it, if that much because there is still all the other areas of life, such as sports, and I might be even able to slip this in and say………the social sphere………..Which I know probably will cause problems in some areas resulting gasping and the dropping of dishes, and some one some where to get pissed at me. This is good. I hope this has pissed someone off. It means that first you are still human and second you understand what I am saying and that is, feminism has helped women out in some aspects, but in the social sphere and their interactions with guys (the other half of the population), it ain’t done shit. So please women, get the fuck pissed. Get up and actually talk to guys. Actually tell them what the fuck you mean and want. That is how to get something out of us. Playing games only hurts you. Cuz guys talk just as much as girls.
Now I am sitting there in the club with my guys and a girl that is generally attractive walks by with some tight fitting clothes, makeup and her all done up all nice like. Now, does everyone expect the guys, especially after a few drinks not at least check her out. Now, I could be mistaken, but they just might. But I know I will, and damn she has a nice ass.
This is an article by Lao Tzu, while in exile.

It's very simple logic, my friend. GIRLS DON'T WANT NICE GUYS. The ones that say they do are either the ones you never let go of, the liars, or the deceivers. Most girls say that they love a guy, like my friend Andrea from college, but when you see how the guy treats her, you wonder if it's really because he is nice, or he just has the cash, car, and the wang to do it with.

Girls dress like teases because their parents failed them at a young age and they like having that power to overwhelm the feeble. Or, you can play it smart, like me, and just watch. Watching when you know you can't get or don't want to get is fine. Doesn't count as a lay, but hey, at least it shows you're not some celibate queer who tries to ride on morals that will merely make him or her unhappy as life progresses.

Feminism is dead in its true meaning today, a lot like a Teacher's Union. Teacher's constantly complain about low pay and not being treated equally when they can get 32 grand a year, 3 months off for the summer, and the potential to file a lawsuit if a student or staff member makes an extreme violation. Hell, they can even sue the district if funding is being cut back! And they say they are being treated unfairly? That is just like this feminist movement today. Women complain about anything, that's just the way it is. Ok, you can endure child birth, so can we. We listen to the cravings, to the bitching, and the constant need for sex. We tolerate because we love (hopefully) the woman and want her to be comfortable, but at the same time, we still have a life to lead and a job to go to so junior will be well taken care of. Women can vote now, become CEOs, join the army, make lots of money, even be head of a household. So, what's the big fucking deal?

Self-esteem is what it comes down to. Feminists believe they have high self-esteem by feeling helpless and doing something about it. That is the sin of spin, avoidance and deception. A real woman, like my fiancee, doesn't take crap, but at the same time, respects who she is and who I am no matter what. That is called self-esteem. Many sorority bimbos and "I love being submissive in bed, blah blah" bitches have no self esteem because they have nothing else to work for but a dog collar from Hot Topic, a Communications degree that means shit nowadays, and looks that will fade away the more she goes out and fucks random strangers. This is feminism today: their right to party and blame the guys for not getting their ways or the simplex mouth herpes when they got it before their current lay.

Chivalry is dead. Common curteousy is dead to our youth. Pride is slowly dying thanks to this generation double-X bullshit. The will to work for what you like than what you have to do is dead. It's not too late, at least. You can still make it, Lao. All you have to do is just stop caring about those little inconveniences and make fun of them like I do. If you can joke about what bugs you, you're on the level.

grey.fox37@gmail.com

My First Threat Into Lawsuit

2006-06-14T04:29:00.000-06:00

On my last Weekend Update, I made a funny about some anti-cigarette campaign in Australia called "Butt Force." I and several other fans found it rather funny. However, it seems someone over there found me out (or one of my aussie fans ratted me out) and decided to email me a letter about how much pain I've caused from one joke on a shitty organization no one really cares about. Here is the letter:

Greetings, Grey Fox, or whoever you are.

I have come into possession of your URL and saw that our organization was mentioned in your email rather unfairly and inapropriately. We are a proud organization that help prevent the littering of cigarette butts and smoking in restricted areas. I find it rather upsetting that you would tease such a righteous organization for a few laughs. Please cease and desist your criminal activity immediately.

Some dumb schmuck

Immediately, my physician, Doctor Pancakes went over this letter, possibly trying to crack The Da Vinci Code from it, but sadly, no luck. We also pondered on whether this note was for real or just a joke to get some attention. I found the part about the "criminal activity" to be quite amusing. hence why I couldn't take this letter seriously. Before I could respond, Doctor Pancakes had a few words of his own:

Hey,

Don't fuck with this site, bitch. No one gives a damn about your boring cliche of fat asses and wrinkly faces doing something either than smoking crack and whoring yourselves out for it. Go get some jobs, you hippie fags.

I found this to be of an equal joke for the individual and a fair bit of advice. Unfortunately, The Butt Force wasn't convinced and came back with this:

Mr. Grey Fox,

Your doctor sent me a very rude email, signaling to me that you are not taking this seriously. If you do not remove your comment about us from your site, we will take legal action for libel.

The same dumb schmuck

This is the best prank I've had played on me, I said after reading this. Libel for making fun of someone when everyone else does it as well. Like I've said over and over, these "causes" are merely cults in disguise. I've had light hearted threats, jokes, and celibate losers attack me before. Do I go onto their site and threaten to sue them for saying stuff about things I like? Of course not. Taking a stand over something retarded is no different from being in a cult."He made fun of anime, he's evil!" Yeah, great logic. "He's making fun of Butt Force!" Yeah, I am. Change the gay name and maybe I'll take interest (even though I won't). I decided to write back to him:

Greetings, Mr. Schmuck

After thuroughly examining your letter through several tests involving a gerbil, a wheel, a bunch of cool lasers with multiple mirrors, and some office sex with my lawyer and fiancee, we have come to the conclusion that your email does not contain any secrets into cracking The Da Vinci code. We also thought it might have clues to the National Treasure, but unfortunately, we had no luck in deciphering anything from that as well. If The Butt Force has any members willing to go on our hunt for riches and terrible acting, we would like in on it with you as well. My doctor also wants to mention that if the comment is taken down from the site, it could be very damaging on real people's self-esteem, like mine. I don't feel like sinking to the level of bored adults picking up after smokers. Now, if you will excuse me, I'm going to feed the hard copy of this letter to The Truth's goat. If you would like to buy one of our awesome goats from us, please contact Doctor Pancakes ASAP. I'm sure they love the taste of rolled tobacco.

Some Asshole named Grey Fox

No responses yet. It's been four days. I'll give it a little longer and if I don't get a letter in the mail (which I won't), I'll be very disappointed....for about 2 seconds.

grey.fox37@gmail.com

All Work And No Play Makes Grey Fox's Site Empty

2006-06-13T05:59:00.000-06:00

Work, fixing up my computer, and spending time with my fiancee has detained me recently. I'll be back sometime this week with the updates promised. Lao Tzu, an old college friend of mine, has written quite an essay on the topic of women's sufferage (aka nazi feminism). We welcome Lao Tzu aboard as a freelancer and appreciate his help and commitment as an outside collaborator and indirect asshole.

I've also received an email from a branch of that anti-smoking club "Butts" telling me, and I quote "to cease and desist my criminal activity on their organization immediately."

So, I guess making satire and sarcasm of things is criminal now. Whatever shall we do?

Keep it up.

Your Blog Sucks (Sic)

2006-05-31T13:46:00.000-06:00

You've been sitting idly by masturbating to furry porn and now it's time. The Your Blog Sucks event of a lifetime....

...WILL NEVER BE SHOWN BECAUSE READER DEMAND WAS NOT POPULAR ENOUGH!

Instead, we bring you Weekend Update with Grey Fox!

Thank you, I'm Grey Fox and now the fake news...

Senator Harry Reid has gotten himself into a boxing fix, defending its viewing in Nevada. He claims, quote: "I have an obligation to make sure boxing is conducted properly in Nevada." He later added: "Oh, and in brothels too."

In Los Angeles, A widow won $2.1 million from a high-priced matchmaker whom she claimed failed to deliver on promises of introductions to cultured, wealthy men. Anne Majerik, a 60-year-old social worker from Erie, Pa., claimed in a lawsuit that she paid Beverly Hills matchmaker Orly Hadida $125,000 to be introduced to men who wanted monogamous relationships, earned more than $1 million and had estates of up to $20 million. The Israeli matchmaker hooked the woman up with a ton of inapropriate suitors, one being Ted Kennedy.

The Sony PSP might be used to access pornography. All this and more can be found in the magazine "DUH."

In Florida, Jason from WiLD 95.5 FM was pulled from a failed attempt to swim to Peanut Island. He said, quote, "Mother nature got the best of me and I found myself swimming in the same place the whole time." We here at The Truth feel its just easier to say, YOU'RE FUCKING FAT.

Elsewhere in Florida, an Orlando neighborhood was ablaze after a problem college student set fire to the trees. A neighbor of his, in his 60s, claimed he had always played loud music at inapropriate hours, walked onto the neighbor's yard and let his dog poop on it, and drive too fast down the street. Coming out of his house one morning to some trees on fire, the old man expressed outrage that the college student didn't use a pooper scooper again on his lawn....

In Gainsville...boy, Florida is just loaded with fun stuff from the Memorial Day weekend! In Gainsville, a Ronald MacDonald statue was stolen last Thursday and was reported to be taken by two homeless men. The statue was later recovered yesterday, but its virginity would be forever lost (there was a hole in the ass)

A 70 year old Scottish actor was charged with sexual harassment after spanking a 21 year old female co-actor on the butt. In his defense, he claimed, quote: "Pretty actresses deserve at least a spanking a day." Where the young actress replied: "And wrinkly old actors deserve at least 5 kicks in their withered nuts for even thinking that."

In Providence, police are investigating the origins of a human jawbone that was found near a strip club's trash bin and spent several months forgotten in the back of a construction supervisor's truck. It was later found out that sacrifical animals has been a hot fetish in Rhode Island for centuries. Seriously, folks, if you go back to colonial times, what do you think they did to piss God off sexually? "Oh, I have an idea, Sam, let's go to the local Indian village, kill a deer, fuck it, then use its jawbone on your penis!"

Australian streets are now being littered by a new group known as "Butt Force." They are dedicated to finding cigarette butts and making cigarette smokers furious if they catch them throwing their butts onto the ground. I guess this does beat their previous hobby: CRACK WHORE.

In Missouri, scientists have been supplementing rainbow trout diet with creatine, offering a fish 5 times stronger and thus more of a fight for anglers. The next task for these fish: hitting 70 home runs in one season.

And finally, in Athens, Georgia, 3 students were suspended from school after a teacher overheard them having a conversation about oral sex and the best way to give it. It should also be noted that these 3 students were third graders....boy, as if living in the south isn't bad enough (wink), I can just imagine how that conversation went? "Have you tried it with that new caramel flavor yet, Lucy?" "Oh, no, I'm still practicing it on my play-doh figurine."

And that's the way it is, adios, amigos!

grey.fox37@gmail.com

What They Are Really Saying Episode 14

2006-05-23T08:02:00.000-06:00

I've brought you goths, preps, emo, nerds, and even the white trash. Now we go deeper into the realms of human misery....

Do you own any pantyhose? A beret perhaps? What about high heeled shoes? Ok, if you've answered yes to these questions, that's fine. But wait...are you also a guy? If you answered yes just now, you perfectly fit this category.

I threw in some other bizarre lifeforms, hell, even myself. Enjoy!

"It's still real to me!!!!" whines this....wrestling...fan....uh....

Hey, Wildcat fans, this is Head Coach Lute Olson here to tell you that if you fill up with 8 gallons of gas at your local Chevron, you get a free "freak of nature." Now, that's what I call a slam dunk!

Local Scene Idiots: They go to run down theaters, listen to shitty local band music with incoherent lyrics, bob their heads, then retreat to your house and drink all your beer (possibly fuck your little sister too...or the cat, if it gets around).

He asked if I had a light. I said no, then proceeded to gouge my eyes out with broaches

The black gentleman's name is Forrest. He used to live in the same dorm I did when I was a freshman. The man next to him is a member of the KKK. Fill in the blank what will happen next!

"I am tho ready to pilot your awthome thip!"

Where's a REAL gun when you need one???

I can only imagine what his children think of him now....

Oh jesus...if I find out this is what my grandparents do in their spare time...

The "bizzare super awesome numero uno" picture of Grey Fox has been removed from this site for the following reasons:

Violation of FDA
Violation of The Mexican Council of Food
Violation of Doctor Pancake's "Bitch to Bull" Amendment
Violation of FCC
Violation of NAACP (by request of Jesse Jackson)
Violation of Miss Aya Pixie's (lawyer, dominatrix, accountant) "Bedtime and Naughties" Policy

You BASTARDS!

Well, tomorrow, or whenever I feel like it, Doctor Pancakes and I will be giving part one of "How to survive a college party" entitled: Dress for Success!

grey.fox37@gmail.com

Updates Start Monday

2006-05-18T19:30:00.000-06:00

I'm going to be attending an ISSA conference in Phoenix this weekend, so I'm going to let my protoges take over while I'm gone. Look foward to these ass kicking articles:

How to survive a college party

Review on Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Your Blog Sucks: Guess I'm Not As Stupid To Read It As You Thought

Fables of Pizza Hut

Oh, and to shamefully promote my new competition

http://idiotwebcrawers.blogspot.com/

Yes, fans and haters, I've gained an enemy. It seems that I've finally pissed someone off enough to have an anti-troll webpage dedicated to destroying me. How awesome is that? I've never ever knew I'd become an evil martyr until now. Oh, by the way, we're all in high school again, whoopie.

I've also gotten a ton of emails asking who this guy is, where does he come from, do you know him, etc. Honestly, I've got three theories, but let me start by saying, you don't come out of no where and visits my site. I have only promoted my page through word of mouth, to webpages I have insulted, and on forums. Not once have I begun the total and ultimate revelation of this page, so, this guy is someone that has had a problem with me in the past.

As for my predictions, its either that guy I made cry on Advanced Anime because his psychotic attitude was so funny and stupid and he didn't like my opinions that he needed a life. One of mky old friends, Brandi, was upset with me because I don't spend every waking moment of my life on the net, so it could be her or even her "boyfriend" Mark (although I doubt that over-sensitive woman could get a guy named Mark, since that is such a manly name). Finally, it could be one of Jesse or Allie Marie's friends or even themselves doing this to try and teach me a lesson by mocking my attitude. Ok, so you can show aloofness to me or my underlings. "Want a cookie?" Oh fuck, that was gay. "Want a life?" Eh, that's too mean.....hm, oh well, let's leave it at that.

It's funny how this whole incident skyrocketed my ticker and has become quite a conversation at the drinking circle. I was waiting for this day and it hit me now. Guess all I need now is someone to threaten to kill me and I've accomplished just about everything this site stands for.

Regretfully, all comments are to be emailed from now on. Each and everyone of you ass kissing, anti-troll, fanboy and girl losers keep repeating your shit over and over in my comments section. Sure, different words, but same theme or context. If you have a problem with that, you can suck your balls. Maddox was right: letting festering weiners, whether fans or haters, comment on your page gets so annoying, you want to kick them in the teeth and then piss on their body while eating beef jerky. Oh yeah, here ya go, lacky. This is another site for your awesome cause.

http://maddox.xmission.com

I'll find some more for you too since I am your best friend.

grey.fox37@gmail.com

Last Night

2006-05-18T03:44:00.000-06:00

I was extremely sick last night so I come onto this magnificent blog and we had a very unusual spammer, spamming the blog with comments.

It was refreshing trading insults with some loser who tried taking the moral stance--but there was one thing holding the loser back from taking this attitude.

What was he doing reading our blog and then talking with us, human filth?

Evidently, he saw some of that filth in us in him.

Anyways, cheers and continue raising the traffic to this blog. ;)

PS: I'm waiting for the LOZR Vanisher to appear out of nowhere.

The Futa Feud Continues

2006-05-16T14:00:00.000-06:00

Grey Fox, you are a asshole, but that's one of your good qualities. I personally think people who smoke cancer sticks are fucking retarded, but I don't try to rip people apart because of it, I just don't go near them. That whole geek thing is bullshit. I've seen normal people do some sick shit. Mr. Futa Lover is a attention whore and so are you. remember, geeks make your cellphones and your bullshit ipods and the computer you use to spew your bullshit.And you say Anime is a bad habit? You're the kind of ass who loves to makes people look like shit to make youself look better. You assholes are right out of a high school special. You're also the kind of asshole who doesn't give a fuck about what I'm saying. To block the most obvious personal attack from a obvious ass, I'm celibate. I didn't listen to the bullshit peer pressure of high school. Porn in whole is pointless in my eyes. And what's your buck with anime/video game/antisocial and people who rather do something with their lives than over-populate the earth? Here's something all people should live by. Don't fuck with me, I don't fuck with you. But you get your jollies off of pissing people off. Here's some stats, why single out anime fans and geeks? Almost everybody on the net looks at porn. some of you probally have a way sicker fetish.

Some nerd named The Vanisher

I'm an asshole? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, ya think?

Jesus Christ, how many more futa loving idiots are going to visit my site and cry about how "evil and cruel" I am for making fun of their fetish? Also, how many more are going to continue to be ignorant like this moron (all, I hope)?

I have no idea when I insulted people who smoked cigarettes, but it seems Vanisher claims that I have(or he's trying to use it as an example to his point...which is utterly pointLESS). I went over to my brother's blog to quickly check and make sure that I didn't and I saw no bad comments about it. Vanisher....have another beer...chill...I'm not making fun of cigarette smokers.

It's not so much that I am an attention whore, but you're right on the button that I like to make people either laugh or piss them off. Who doesn't? Look at South Park, Family Guy, Maddox, Something Awful. They make fun of everything. You're just a fan who feels he needs to get off by defending weird habits when you don't even need to. It's all fun and games, enjoy it...actually, it's awesome when you get offended. You become a hypocrite when it comes to who is being the attention whore :)

Being someone who put my own computer together and working in Network Administration IF YOU EVEN BOTHERED TO READ MY PROFILE OR ANY OTHER OF MY ARTICLES INSTEAD OF JUMPING IN LIKE THE IGNORANT SLUT YOU ARE, you'd find out I am a jerd. I make fun of EVERYTHING, EVEN MYSELF. I'm an "asshole with no feelings," remember? I'm the guy that you wish you were, but wish you weren't since I lead such a "pathetic life." See, I'm a fair guy.

When the hell did I say anime was a bad habit? Holy shit, the ignorance swims with this guy so much, you can fill it's lard up about half of the Grand Canyon! One of my fans wrote that it can be a bad habit. I said it can lead to bad habits if you're obsessed with it. In general, it's just a hobby. I use it as a hobby, most of my friends do too. Anime is cool, there are just different levels of how cool or utterly disbelieving it can be.

Now, the rest of the whining suddenly turns into a big "I'm in the top 1% of my school, I'm better than you are intelligently, I don't need to pretend to be aloof" crybaby rant. It basically talks about how I supposively gave into peer pressure in high school, even though I never drank, smoked, or set things on fire. It also goes into how I am using this site to try and make myself feel better when moreso I use it to make people laugh, think, or get into these uncontollable rages to where they send me letters of love, like Vanisher. I've got lots in my life to make myself feel better. If I didn't, then I guess I'd be going onto your blog and crying like a pussy instead of laughing at how funny you are for trying to get revenge over sites that make fun of everything. GOOD SHOW, OL' BEAN! Wait....could it be that Vanisher's blog, when it's up, is going to be a site talking about other people's sites and how they are horrible because they poke fun at people? Uh oh, look who turned into the peer pressured one! Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Wow...just about everyone on the net looks at porn...funny how this whole time I thought I was the only one who did and those girls, aside from my fiance, were with me a different night each noight! First it'd be fatasses.com, than skinnygirls.com, then aboriginiegirlsoftasainia.com! But....MORE people are being with my e-hos??? WHAT THE FUCK?? I WILL HUNT THEM DOWN AND KILL THEM ALL!!!! Whoa, I gotta settle down. I almost sounded like Vanisher there for a second.

If you want to send me a topic to write about, make it a good one next time, not one trying to prove a point that doesn't matter to anyone else but you.

I got another comment, he wasn't finished:

You need some pills after you get off that high of Delusions of Grandeur and Importance. If you think your twisted opinion matters, You're fucking crazy

If I'm so crazy, how come I'm not the one having a cow over a fetish made fun of? Or, for that matter, why keep reading my site? You don't have to, you know, but it'll only hurt you in the long run. And just because I have a better self esteem than you ever will doesn't mean that you have to cry to all my fans about how much of a pussy you are since you love dickgirls so much (actually, you do. They love laughing at you idiots).

On a side note, a loyal supporter to Jesse has written the following:

Dude...Does Your Life Suck THAT Bad?Don't you have better things to do than troll around and harass people who are just trying to live their lives? If you don't like it, DON'T READ IT!This girl really IS going through a lot of shit, that you probably wouldn't understand even if I spelled it out for you.... if you don't like her writing, change the channel and go somewhere else... Look, there's better ways to get over your lack of a penis, or how short you are...buy an expensive sports car...develop some self esteem . . learn some people skills... busting this girl's chops isn't really doing YOU or HER any good....Thank you. Jillian

Wow....so making fun of people means one's life sucks now? Damn...I guess John Stewart, Will Ferrell, Jerry Seinfeld, etc. lives suck as well. I do have better things to do than troll around and harass people, but I take the time out of that better schedule to sit down and troll and harass people to get laughs and cries. Oh, I understand perfectly the shit she goes though: the government is fucking her over apparently and she is the only person on Earth with problems. See, I told you I understand :D.

Let's see, I don't need to brag about my penis or say someone else has a smaller penis seriously, because all that shows is the insulter has a small penis...it's ok, Jillian, they have pumps and pills that supposively work for that. I've got a Nissan 350Z, a fiance, a good amount of friends and co-worker sidekicks, and I love myself more than I love black licorice, since black licorice is the greatest invention of mankind and if you disagree, you are wrong and will go to hell for your sins....

So, you see, making fun of things means you now have no self-esteem, people. Jillian has now said it and it will be written in the Great Book of All Things...if it exists. Write it down, for you sin now if you make fun of someone.

Fans, lovers or haters, you know what to do. Start your engines.

grey.fox37@gmail.com

Your Blog Sucks: The Randomness That Is Emo

2006-05-15T06:19:00.000-06:00

Let's jump ahead, doubling the age of 13 to 26. At this age, you pretty much should have a good idea of what you want to be, or already are what you want to be. Sadly, there are still those who cannot achieve this standard yet. There are several reasons attributed to this "hold back" such as being a Liberal, buying into everything the media says, blaming the government and others for your misery, still being emo/goth/prep/nerd, and even eating 2 week old hot pockets from mommy and daddy's basement.

The Randomness That Is Jesse perfectly emulates many of the points previously mentioned. It is a tragic tale of a girl born into a capitalist government to parents and friends that scorned her for her crazy left-wing ways, such as Barbie dolls being sex objects instead of political leaders, birds all over the world dying day by day, local band scene idiocity when she became a teen, to her whining of how the government screws her out of insulin and crystal meth. One day, however, she decided to take the path of her destiny, and, as Batman before her, donned her symbol: The Emo Glasses. Once put on, she feels the vibes of pseudo-intellectuality rise in her brain, giving her the necessary strength to bash the greatest country on the face of this planet. We shall call her The Dark Dork (sorry, Batman, you're still awesome in my book).

The title of the blog is pretty low on the boner meter (not to mention, elementary in the creativity department), unlike Gliss 'n' Goss, The Truth, and Freedom No Longer Frees You, but I can feel something move down there when I think of how awesome it could have been. Something like: "Dyke For Hire" or "Give Me My Fucking Insulin Or I Go Postal At Work Tomorrow." Man, I'm fucking awesome. I'm gonna go jack off to my thoughts now since I am such an egotistical asshole.

It doesn't stop there, sports fans, it gets much worse. It started on some comments on my brother's blog that made her the target for sarcasm. She claims that health care in this country sucks. I find that rather funny considering my Grandpop got 21 grand from medicare for his surgery that he wasn't even expected to survive...AND DID. 21 grand and health care sucks? Yeah, just hang in there, baby! She also claims my brother to be a disgrace when the fact of the matter is, he's just an asshole like me. Come on, laugh a little, enjoy the satire. We know you're trying to be serious, but we're not. What do you expect us to do? Say that America is horrible when there is NO country on this planet that is complete? Give me a BREAK. Maybe if you actually went to fucking college and graduated, you'd be able to afford insulin rather than blaming the government of this great nation for every single problem you have. "Ouch, an ant bit me. IT'S ALL GEORGE BUSH'S FAULT!!! HE LETS ANTS EXIST IN THIS COUNTRY!" Yes...its allllll the evil government's fault for ants, ice cream melting too fast, and crackers being too salty.

What makes her even more amusing is her local band idiot scenes. She goes to take pictures of these homo groups such as Amun Rah (being purposely misspelled since she nearly miscarriaged for me typoing swim) and probably holding her Hi-C in a plastic cup and nodding her head like the other losers at a local band scene do. It's probably just a secret PETA or Green Peace hideout for all the social rejects to hang out at and piss their time away playing grab ass and reading poetry. They won't last long and no one but the people of Boston will know about them.

Cats are the only thing salvaging that blog. Cats rock infinately and will soon be writing for Jesse once they are locked in a room and eventually type out A Tale of Two Cities.

So, after randomly coming up to her blog and "bashing her when we don't know shit" (hellloooo, this site isn't called The Truth for nothing), we find a great target to make fun of until she either gives up on this endeavor or this site no longer becomes profitable (which will never happen unless blogspot decides to run out of business because of how "cruel" I am). She prays for my brother's daughter...as do I. She was born to a responsible and intelligent man, and that's just terrible, folks, completely terrible. Children need to be born to drug dealers and "boys will be boys" types of moms who are lazy and have no respect for anyone opr anything. Yeah...what a perfect world that would be....woohoo.

Unfortunately, Jesse doesn't allow anonymous people to post on her blog, since she feels it'll be one of her family members or friends telling her how stupid and fucked up she's become. BE A MAN, YOU'RE EMBARASSING YOURSELF! Anyway, if you do have any lovely comments to type for her, please leave them here and I will make sure she personally gets them. Also, if anyone feels I am being mean to a lot of people, please tell me so I can send that to her as well and give her something small to hold onto. Be warned that you will be made fun of in some way regardless of what you type.

grey.fox37@gmail.com

Weekend Update May 8-12

2006-05-14T16:36:00.000-06:00

Hello, I'm The Truth and this is the fake news! :D

Our top story: In Africa, a bird flu has broken out in the Ivory Coast and it seems to have caused several people to flap their arms and cluck like hens. Former San Francisco player Merton Hanks was also told to be on scene.

French Connection, the British retailer famous for its FCUK advertising slogans, has seen a further collapse in sales after its latest controversial campaign - a television advert featuring fisticuffs and lesbianism. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this type of lesbianism just doesn't work...

Is the press at war with America? Many say yes, due to the fact of President Bush being in office. Many reporters have been trying to uncover more dirt on him and many Americans are hoping for the dawn of another democratic face in the White House. Or, as Bill Clinton puts it, a quote: "Dawn of my bent penis in the White House once again."

Richard Moriarty, a millionare in California known for his fabulous costume parties, has decorated the side of his house with a 1974 Lamborghini. Now, when I say decoarte, I mean he had the car bolted to the wall on the outside of his house....this is no joke. Apparently, he needed to find a better art showing after he went through his quote "bolting his female costume party members in his bedroom" phase....that was the joke...

A Brooklyn man with a long history of bloody encounters with the police barricaded his family in its apartment early yesterday - then bit off his tongue and spat it at cops and EMTs as they struggled to take him into custody. The tongue is now for sale on ebay, start you bidding now!

In Fairfax City, police have arrested a man and charged him with stabbing his mother to death, just two days before Mother's Day. The 24 year old stabbed his mother multiple times, then retreated to his getaway hideout at the local donut shop.

U.S. military troops with severe psychological problems have been sent to Iraq or kept in combat, even when superiors have been aware of signs of mental illness. Isn't this just great, folks? Now the mental soldiers can get their stress out by pretending that iraqi guy is his fat ass wife and settle things in the way he always wanted!

BARBIE dolls, the rite of passage for many young girls, may contribute to eating disorders in adolescence, according to new research. The study found that the Barbie dolls, which are far thinner than traditional shapes, particularly at the waist, make girls want to be unrealistically slim when they grow up. Let me give them something better to focus on so they can eat healthy:

And finally, the Top 5 best TV moms has come out today in honor of Mothers Day listing Marion Cunningham of Happy Days as the number one TV mom. And who is the least favorite TV mom? You guessed it:

Frank Stallone!

And that's the way it is! Join me next time when I give you a guide to surviving a college party!

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Your Blog Sucks: When Children Have No Discipline

2006-05-13T14:51:00.000-06:00

My brother has joined up on this site and lately he has been receiving really hilarious comments from a bunch of dipshits around BlogSpot. Thanks to these new sheep, I've bear witness to new horrors and crap that can only be explained in what The Truth calls: Your Blog Sucks.

You are a thirteen year old christian, but not really christian, more like, pre-Brittney Spears slut. You put up a front for mommy and daddy, making it look like you're a good little girl so they will buy you your makeup (which 13 year olds have no right using) and the latest Hawthorne Heights CD (who are emo fags to the max, but you listen to because you feel your life needs to emulate from theirs since you're a tard. Yes, a tard. You're not good enough for the re). Your friends talk in the "OMIGOSH, THAT IS SOOOOOO CUTE!" brain dead lingo that will be the only thing getting you by later in life. You also read romance novels to cover your sluttyness, therefore giving off the impression that later on, you want a nice guy, but the reality is, you want an abusive player who fucks you senseless and crooked. What do you do on the side? You blog absolute and useless shit.

This is where Allie Marie comes in. Gliss 'n' Goss (purposely misspelled to try and sound clever) is chuck full of young teen poopy goodness.

Ok, readers, this is the first ever post on Gliss 'n' Goss, website for my closest friends, others are welcome too! Hopefully, it will be........entertaining, in some way, i hope to prolly have somesort of quizzes, and Hott Gossip for evry1! So, don't be shy I'm gonna put some questions up and you could prolly give me advice or advice which i could transfer to my fellow companions! But whatever you do have FUN!

Wow, if this doesn't drip fun, I dunno what does! I find it amusing that a 13 year old girl would seriously try and get advice from the internet, especially strangers. All her new friends could be 60 year old guys trying to get off to her childish talking and the fact that she is 13. Yes, Allie Marie, there are older men out there that would want to fuck you no matter what you say, as sick as that is (The Truth does not support pedophiles in anyway. DO NOT ASK ME TO GET THIS GIRL'S INFO. YOU WILL BE IGNORED OR MADE FUN OF). Hot gossip, wow, like the shit from Entertainment Weekly? Nigga plz, I dun need dis shiz! Pardon my gay shorthand.

As for having fun, I'm having LOTS of it right here (read the comments section). Many can say that pestering a little kid is wrong, especially at my age, but the way I figure is if someone joins this site and posts crap, they better be prepared to handle the criticism and humor or shut up. She keeps replying, and it makes my self-esteem boost every single time :D

Moving back to the blog, not only is it tacky and irritating to read, thanks to the different text colors, it covers topics that little girls shouldn't even care about. Why does a 13 year old give a damn about boyfriends and celebrities and writing emo poetry that has absolutely nothing to do with her life when she should be playing sports or cleaning her room, or even watching cartoons? Jesus, the media in today's society really fucks with the kid's heads. It's like, having fun outside doesn't cut it anymore. You have to dress like a whore, have obnoxious little gossip bimbo friends, and try and talk like an adult. Where's the fun of just being a kid?

There was one post where she was having her period over why people don't follow God anymore, or never have from the start. It's not the fact that people don't follow God, they refuse to follow organized religion. The bible is full of shit, since it is no longer the word of God, but the word of man. It came into the existance about the time of Constantine's reign. How convenient, too, seeing as EVERYONE took into it and followed it and Constantine himself even became a martyr as a result. Kinda fishy, isn't it? It couldn't have anything to do with the fact that people were easy to manipulate back then into following things written "in the name of God," now, could it?

I'm not buying into the crap the bible says. My brother makes a GREAT point with the story of Job. A man who lost his great life as a result of a test, or as I call it, bet, God had with the devil, that Job would stay faithful even after losing all he cherised. How depressing is that? "Oh, he will be content in the afterlife." a Christian would say. Well, there is no guarantee any of us are even making it into some form of an afterlife, no matter how true, faithful, good, bad, etc, you are. If God manipulates in this manner, what chance would you have?

God isn't a tool of fear, hate (although many use him as one), nor is he wrathful. God is used as a comfort for people who cannot solve their own problems and turn to him instead. Personally, I believe that you should look within yourself and your loved ones to find your strength. God can only do so much, as you may become more dependent on him, or lose faith. This is what the purpose of life is, to hold onto some form of faith, but to also discover your purpose as well, not your purpose for God. If you do that, you waste his creation. Like I said before, I am not athiest, nor am I agnostic. I am purely neutral, plain and simple. Something is out there, but for now, I will use common logic.

Moving off that tangent and back to the child, it's just your typical whiny "cutesy" crap you can expect from a future preppy whore. Boys, online quizzes that don't produce actual results, and gossip about who's semen is saltier from the "cocks she has sucked."

I emplore all my fans to write to this kid immediately. Tell her how wonderful and original she is. Make her feel at home. Unfortunately, you cannot write them on her blog, since she only posts comments that make her feel good (the coward that she is). The purpose of keeping a blog is to accept all comments, love or hate, or else, you just make yourself vulnerable to criticism, therefore making it much easier to make fun of you....oh wait, I gave advice. Ignore it, please.

So, there you have it. Look into the crystal ball and you shall see another mediocre kid trying to sound important, but fails miserably at it :(

Next time on Your Blog Sucks, we look at a blog with another idiot female who blames the government for all of her misery! Till next time!

grey.fox37@gmail.com

Need A Place To Go To Really Piss Someone Off? Try Anime Forums!

2006-04-25T23:23:00.000-06:00

Anime FanGirl: "I wrote this poem, I hope you all like it! ^______________^ LOLOLOLOLOLOL"

*Radom depression and emoness from a 16 year old who hasn't left the house or even lived a life on her own yet*

Anime Nerd: "Wow, that's really good ^__________________% oops, got an STD in my eye O_o LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL butsecks?"

Me: "Well written, but how is it you've experienced this type of misery when you have no responsiblities that would match these feelings since you live at home?"

Anime FanGirl: "You're a mean, unintelligent flamer! How dare you critique my work! You don't know anything even though you were a teen once!"

Member Name: You have been warned: Not liking a complete stranger bimbo's poem. You're suspended for 5 days.

Me: "Awesome."

Just a sample of the wonders and delights you'll be experiencing at my new gangbang. Now, like I've said, anime is a fun little side hobby to have on those boring Monday nights. On the other hand, this forum is quite a place to make wonderful friends, enemies, "mod-gods," yeah, a real friendly environment if you disagree or don't like someone's work! Eh, some of the people are nice, no ass kissing even required.

No wonder Something Awful forums require credit cards, it keeps the obnoxious teens out, or even half the unemployed who are complete idiots. Funny, how my title name has been changed from Senior Member, to the awesome Certified Jackass, to Igit. I'm not a douche bag, nor am I an idiot (except to people who don't like sarcasm, but they're not important...well, I take that back, they are important to satisfy my humor!), but since I disagree and use damn and self-censor, I've become one.

So, need tips on how to post on this forum? Look no further, because The Truth has just what you need!

1. Be like everyone else

No one here likes individuals, even though these pseudo-intellectuals constantly try to promote individuality. You have to like everyone's art, poems, opinions, etc. If you do not like them, then you are a flamer and an "Igit" and will be warned. Remember, ass kissing is EXTREMELY important. Who cares if it takes away from your dignity? This is Anime Forum, the last known haven for all anti-social rejects.

2. Fruits Basket and Naruto are the best animes

Again, you MUST like these animes or you're a fag, despite the fact these animes are for fags. If you do not like them, then you aren't considered a real man....which is funny, because I thought real men weren't fags...oh well.

3. Kiss the mod's asses and agree with whatever they say

So what if the forum is home to a bunch of pedophiles? So what if 11 year old girls are being hit on by adults? Bush is the cause of Hurricane Katrina and all misery in the U.S. You disagreed with me, you're banned. "Yeah, I agree with EVERYTHING you said! You're so smart and intelligent even though you just give into media tripe and come up with total crap! Way to tell that guy off! Now that I've fueled your internet ego up enough, give me a good reputation since its the only thing I have left vindicating my existance!" This is the TRUE way to treat a mod, since they are far greater than you. Pray you never argue with him or her against her opinions on which Sailor Senshi could kick the shit out of a DBZ character or which hentai babe is their secret crush. They are more experienced in simple HTML than you and are your gods...until you realize they are shunned by society and can only get power by banning sarcastic people or people that disagree with them, then post a bunch of nonsense about them, even lying about them. It's what they need to get off.

4. Take everything seriously

You're a teenager, you already know everything there is to know about life from your comfortable home and your parents spoiling you rotten. However, your life is still depressing because your mom won't let you out after 9 or give you an advance in your allowance so you can buy the latest Fallout Boy CD. This is a PERFECT reason to slit your wrists or tell everyone how miserable you are. How dare you try and cheer them up through sarcasm and jokes. You are an awful person, a spammer/flamer/idiot and should be banned for that. There is nothing worse than someone who can handle their own problems and even make fun of himself for good times. You should be hung by a tenticle entrail.

5. Final Fantasy is the best game ever made

Despite the fact that Betrayal at Krondor, Elder Scrolls, and several FPS games are classics, they are not as good as a few choice lines of emotion, anime sequences, big ass weapons that defy the law of gravity, and "kawaii moments" that are the Final Fantasy games...I mean "titles." I forgot, these games aren't games, but titles and are the greatest games ever made, even though Betrayal at Krondor, Elder Scrolls, and Zelda have been around longer than FF. The reason why no one remembers Krondor is because it's "too difficult to play" which really translates to "I don't want to take the time to learn to keep my weapons and food updated while the FF game does it for me." Seriously, if you don't like Sephiroth, you're a loser. Ouch, I'm a loser to anime and video game fans, for SHAME.

(Note: I like the Final Fantasy series, I just don't worship them like a nerd does a swimsuit model.)

6. Use emoticons and japanese words in every sentence

Me: So, how's your dad, is he better?
Anime Fan: Lol, he ish so kawaii in the hospital bed!!!! ^_________________^
Me:...but I thought he had several second degree burns after you lit a sparkler too close to him...
Anime Fan: Aren't I ish so BAKA??? LOLOLOLOL XD
Me: ....you're scaring me
Anime Fan: LOLOLOLOL ^_^ O_O XD >_>
Me: YOU'RE SCARING ME!!!!!!

I think that explains for itself.

So, there you have it. Just follow those six simple steps and you'll be on your way to hitting on children and kissing ass in no time!

On a special note, I would like you all to write several comments to Member Name on this site so I may give them to him so his internet ego can boost up. If anyone needs details, I'll e-mail you our wonderful conversations. If the rest of my fans know what I am talking about, then do not hesitate! You have one week!

grey.fox37@gmail.com

Weekend Update April 17-21

2006-04-23T11:09:00.000-06:00

I'm back after my crazy Oblivion runs to bring you a few things happening this week in the wonderful world of idiots! :D

Good news for New Orleans! Brad Pitt is throwing a contest to rebuild a "Green" New Orleans. Apparently, the idea came to him as he was staring at his 10,000 square feet of Mahogany floors covered in his own green vomit after he found out what his adopted son would look like.

Next door over in Scottsdale, Harry Morton was very confused at several city council members after opening his new mexican restaurant named "The Pink Taco." Harry Morton was further confused when he noticed several leather clad biker men and short-haired beefy women pull up at the store's close....

In Long Island, two owners of a Python released it into the "wild." The long snake then went on an eating frezy gobbling a cat, a duck, and nearly two children before aprehended by the police. The community was very relieved by the python's capture...while the python was disappointed he didn't et the free toy with his Children McMeal....so...when you see him down at the shelter...

Scranton, Pennsylvania met with an amazing case as a ten year old girl, yes, a ten year old girl, was seen tossing bags of crack/cocaine out a window during a drug bust. The mother, thirty years of age, was arrested for drug possession, processing, corruption of a minor, child endangerment, and even embezzlement. The ten year old was reported by police to be very street smart of everything that was going on. The little girl gave a description of the drug shark and police are now looking for this suspect:

Baylor Law Students protested outside of the campus library this week due to the dean throwing a pre-prom party for his son and friends. As unfair as it sounds, it should be known that only half of the library was closed off, while the other half remained open for students. Many parents claimed that the students needed to "grow up." Now, in The Truth's honest opinion, aside from learning the fine art of whining and being ignorant, the first fine tools of being a lawyer, they should have focused on the more important part of being a lawyer: getting flat out hammered with the dean and hitting on girls half their age!

Carnegie Mellon University graduate students Eric Brown and Asi Burak have designed a video game which allows the player to promote peaceful solutions for Israel/Palestinian trade agreements. Unfortunately, the Israels will be disappointed to find out there is no "BOMB THE CRAP OUT OF IRAN" option.

And finally, in London, England, several youngsters were reported by The Pigeon Control Advisory Service (PiCAS) for tossing bird feed into the streets in an attempt to witness the running over of several pigeons and seagulls. The pigeons later got together at the local part and came up with this solution: SHIT ON MORE CARS.

And that's the news for ya! I've just seen the crazy lady promoting soldier's deaths and will have an article soon, so stay tuned!

grey.fox37@gmail.com

Updates Soon

2006-04-07T01:55:00.000-06:00

Being addicted to Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion and spending some really nice quality time with April, I've been gone for a majority of the month (as well as settling into our new home). I've had some rather amusing stuff happen to me this past month that I will share. Here is what to look for:

My sister's day at adult responsibility

Review on Oblivion

PETA (jesus, I really gotta get to this one)

Anime stories you thought never existed

And, of course, Weekend Update with Grey Fox

Well, it's time for me to hit the hay and prepare myself for more "bitter" and "hateful" articles. Also, a special congratulations to Jay Naylor (read my Better Days article to find out who this freak of nature is). Apparently, he has moved out of his parent's basement and next door to them! You can read all about it on his news link (but it's in code to cover up his shame). Good night, Tucson, I love you!

Jay Naylor hates black people...and real girls! SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN A BUNNY, FAST!

grey.fox37@gmail.com

Oh, and thanks, Mr. AIM porn spammer. I'll be sure to look at that link right away so my computer gets infected!

Highlights Of The Week February 27-March 3

2006-03-03T01:08:00.000-07:00

I've come up with yet another delicious category that will hold you idiots who keep e-mailing me to update over for a while. I'm moving into a new house, so, I'll probably be gone for a week. Yay for my enemies, boo for my allies :(.

I've decided I need to do some humorous one-liners about events during the week, whether it be the news or something in my life. So, let's see what the wonderful twits are supplying me with this week!

Michigan - A teacher and a few students broadcasted the dangers of My Space to students using the internal cable channel of the school. The show sent the message of watching your back due to predators and it should never be used...especially after they had to cut the broadcast due to one of the student's using the teacher's account as an example, showing her in a black corset and containing a list of students on her "naughty list."

Sheboygan - A homeless man was arrested for making three calls to 911 about removing several orange flags around the city. During his arrest, it was reported that he was on a drug that had a, quote "Heroin-like" effect. Eventually, it was revealed that the orange flags scaring the homeless man turned out to be several leotards of Richard Simmons....so...I guess he had something to be scared of after all....

Well, George Bush's Patriot Act has passed and many are beginning to panic, feeling their phone sex conversations will be monitored by a pervert from the FBI. Lead Democratic Senator Harry Reid, who was against the renewal of the act, said quote "The fight is far from over." When asked to elaborate, he said, quote "Is Harry Reid gonna have to choke a Republican?" (click the link to get the joke if you're not good with politcal history).

A new video shows Lousiana Gov. Blanco assuring Bush administration hours after Katrina hit that the "levees are intact". Blame shifts back to the state, not the federal government (about fucking time). In a related story, singer Ashlee Simpson has claimed that her recent depression is from the fact that the manager at McDonalds did not kiss her foot. Blame shifts back to the McDonalds, not the fact she is a no talent lying bitch.

Actress Pamela Anderson has written to KFC New Zealand complaining about the way chickens are used by the restaurant chain, as part of an international campaign to raise awareness of treatment of poultry. When asked to comment about her decision, Pamela said, quote "The sight of someone eating a breast is apalling." After which, she added, "I know from experience."

In Joliet, Missouri, a preacher will be holding a rally for a new law to be passed in town banning U.S. soldiers who died in Iraq to be buried in the local church cemetary. They previously had a law that homosexuals were to be banned from being buried there as well. Terrific, now Liberals and Conservatives have something to whine about. It's like these people can't make up their damn minds: God does not wish for fags to be buried on his soil, but for someone who served his time in hell, he cannot be buried here as well. That'd be just as bad as making a move on the PGA. Hey, Tiger, come here real quick....I have some bad news...we're no longer allowing blacks in the league anymore. To which he would say, "Great! Where do I sign????"

And finally, in the spirit of Norm MacDonald, a top Al Queda leader has been identified recently. And the name of that Al Queda leader? You guessed it:

Frank Stallone!

I guess it's like Weekend Update. Not every story is going to be funny, some might be serious, and so on.

grey.fox37@gmail.com

Grey Fox Defines Hurricane Katrina

2006-02-26T15:30:00.000-07:00

Uh oh, here's another tough one to define. Recently getting my taxes done, I noticed they had deductions availible for people affected by this horrible disaster. What more can you ask for, outside of getting your homes and businesses rebuilt? It's simple to understand what it was, but, many morons on Urban Dictionary decided to expand upon it in their great and "Anti-American Eagle" ways (watch In Like Flint):

Kmari, a gangsta wannabe, wrote this:

An event which pointed out that President George Walker Bush is mentally challenged. We should keep in mind that the President's imperfections, situated at www.dubyaspeak.com, clearly show that he might actually have an IQ of a peanut. So in respect to this, the country's reponse time, in my opinion, tends to be VERY slow. In other words, The Homeland Security should have raised the "terrorist threat" to red already!!!

Bush is THE Hurricane Katrina fo sho'

So, let me see if I got this right; Looting Wal-Mart: Good; George Bush trying to come up with a feasible and reasonable solution: Bad. It's amazing how people expect things to just instantly happen when things take time, but we do our best in emergencies to get things resolved as quickly as possible. Would you have prefered that Bush solved it with no planning at all and fuck up your communities even more so you have a new thing to whine about? Probably. It's just a no-win situation: you do something about it, you get blamed; you do nothing about it, you get blamed. Hypocritical thinking like this only leads to further lack of intelligence in the future. And wow, I had NO idea that Bush was the hurricane! Tell me, Kmari, do you happen to own a blog and work at Taco Bell?

T.M. Servo, a loser from Iowa, wrote:

A natural disaster that was made 10 times worse by an incompetent Federal response, and the fact that most of the National Guard is now in Iraq. A natural disaster that shows that our worthless stooge of a President is totally incapable of the job people voted him in for.

Hurricane Katrina caused part of the misery, the Bush adminstration provided the rest.

Question: How the fuck were we supposed to know that a greater hurricane was coming YEARS before it even occurs??? Meteorology isn't always accurate, shit happens, that's all it is. It's tragic and horrifying, don't get me wrong, but, once again, the government is still reacting and doing what it can with what we have. Why make people upset even more when an attempt is being made to resolve it? Answer: Emotions vs. Thinking. This guy obviously doesn't think, just feels and gets enraged. After he puts down his "Babes of the Cornfield" book, he decides to blame the easiest target of America: Bush. Hurricane Katrina provided ALL of the misery, you fuck up. From this definition, you're practically implying that Bush created the storms. What a loser.

Brindabella, a pathetic excuse for an Italian name, wrote:

The moment in history when the USA revealed to the world the hollowness of its claim to being the richest nation.

Yeah, well, what the fuck do you do for America besides write ignorant tripe on a dumbass marathon webpage? Once again, shit happens, we dealt with it the ways we could, and that's it. Quoting the immortal words of General George S. Patton: "If a man does his best, what else is there?"

Kyem 2010 wrote a funny little tale to insult Liberal ways of thinking:

The conspiracy that was set up by Lake Pontchartrain and the Mississippi River to take back the area between them-New Orleans. Their mortal enemy were the New Orleans levees, which had restricted their area for more than 300 years. The two bribed the Atlantic Ocean to throw a powerful hurricane at the City That Care Forgot. When conditions where right-Republicans in control and global warming rampart, Atlantia threw a powerful hurricane at the Gulf of Mexico. The child was christened Katrina. Unfortunately, Katrina got drunk and killed 10 people in Florida. Then, Katrina sobered up and headed towards New Orleans as a Category 4. It cause hell in NO, but the levees suffered the most and flooded New Orleans, killing 1,500+ people. Unfortunately, all the water was sucked out of New Orleans and now it's just a third world hellhole.

I would not be surpised if any blue boys took this seriously and believed it. This is sarcasm at its best (he's probably being serious himself, but, if you're smart enough, you can see how manipulative and sarcastic this definition can be).

Finally, the GREATEST definition of them all would have to be this one by Morgan Rocks God's Socks....yes...well done:

A massive hurricane, that wiped out new orleans. dumb liberals have been saying "its all George Bush's fault he didnt act fast enough" which isnt true Bush couldnt act because the govenor had to ask for his help, so he wasnt able to just step in. Read the constitution.

Moron: Hurricane Katrina is bush's fault
Me: No it isnt why would you say that?
Moron: Because he didnt step right in after the hurricane
Me: because he couldnt, the constitution states that after a disaster the govenor of the state has to request the president for help if he doesnt after a period of time the president has to decide if he should go in and help.
Moron:...

THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH! AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

It's true. If the president were to come in without permission, it can be perceived as a crime and therefore, he would be in trouble....but I bet you Liberal douche bags already knew that and wanted him to try it so he could be thrown out of office, Kerry somehow put in, and our world be destroyed. SMARRTTTTTTTT. DEATH GOOD! LIFE BADDDDD! FIREEEEEEE, WEEEEEE!

I don't need to define it beyond the fact that it was a terrible natural disaster destroying many homes in Mississippi and Louisiana, made cops loot along with the rest of the crowd, caused rape to increase, and caused plenty of idiotic college students at Mardi Gras dress up in shirts bad mouthing America once again. "Oh, it's all George Bush's fault, I'm gonna go rape someone out of anger." Now, before Kanye West finds this site and proclaims "Grey Fox hates black people," I'd like to point out that I am referring to everyone who looted and raped, regardless of color and race. Now, you can say "Grey Fox hates the human race," which is untrue, but if it gets you off when the hentai and beastiality doesn't cut it on that night after a romantic meal with your real doll and spaghetti-o's, then I am glad to have been of service. You are the glue to our country (the stupidity at least).

grey.fox37@gmail.com

What They Are Really Saying Episode 13

2006-02-14T15:28:00.000-07:00

With 13 being an unlucky number, this might be a really bad episode!!!!

And it is....of COUPLES!!!!

Ah, it's Valentines Day. Time to go out to Hallmark and buy your sweetheart the same card you got her last year, the same fattening chocolates to have an excuse to fuck other women, and for nerds to commit mass suicide in another year without a chick :(. Ah, but fear ye not, young shrews, the couples you are about to bear witness to will make you glad you have a 210 pound girlfriend/wife/inmate instead of a walrus, or a love doll instead of a wannabe vampire. Let's get started!

Ah, true love under a moonlit, rat-infested alleyway, nothing like it

ROBIN IS CHEATING ON BATMAN???!!! SAY IT AN'T SO!!!!!

Seems like she likes her made-to-order crossdressing/goth/homosexual male escorts a little too much....

Now, that's a bit more like it...just a bit....oh no, you're real goth bitches? FUCK, THERE GOES MY DRACULA FANTASY....

I sent him this for Valemtine's Day! I finally got the courage to show myself and take my top off for him!!! Why hasn't he written back?????

Finally, TRUE love

What your grandparents do while you're asleep

Now...for the record...I need to know...which one is the woman in the relationship?

Well...at least he's got two chicks. Good job, buddy

Hm...I wonder if this is what my old roomate, Daniel Leathers, did while I was away from the room?

Say no to school, say yes to drugs and animal humping, YEAHHHHHHHH!!!

Your reward for making it through!

Well, good luck to all scoring pussy tonight. My thoughts and prayers are with you!

Better Days....More like Red Neck Days

2006-02-13T11:14:00.000-07:00

I may have a strong dislike to lots of sub-cultures, political idiots, and religious fanatics, but I still appreciate the good sides of them..IF there are any to begin with. In this case, I take a look at Jay Naylor.

From the start, Jay is just your typical e-pervert: drawing skankly dressed women, giving guys the dominance, making mature women sleezy, that sort of thing. Who doesn't do that nowadays? We all go online and act out our perverted fantasies, even if we have a girlfriend (if you consider flat out cyber sex with no promises cheating, you need serious help). So, ok, Jay is an e-pervert. At least his art style is not too shabby on characters (see, I found something good about it).

But wait....they're animals....living human lives....and having boobs....and having human sexual desires...OHHHHH, IT'S A FURRY SITE! Yeesh, just when you think something gets good, BAM, you realize you're lusting over a cat named Lucy. Who the FUCK names their cat Lucy??? Anyway, I guess the fetish romp continues, hooray!

I may like cat girls...but if you look at this site, I don't go THIS far. Jesus, how do people get into this sexual attraction for ANIMALS (*cough* PETA *cough*)??? It's like they were either born with a disease from birth that doomed them into an existance of being shunned to where they have to go online to become popular or it's like in childhood, where you are a boy and you play with dolls and your dad constantly belittles you by calling you a homosexual, but in this guy's case, he played with animals too much to where his dad constantly called him a sheep fucker. Once you leave the home, just about every child figures they are free to ruin their lives finally by going against EVERY teaching of the parent and giving into their fetishes deeper and dangerously.

Well, one weekly comic strip caught my eye. Better Days is a strip that follows two children...I MEAN, kittens who live with a slut mom in some hick town in Georgia (wherever that loser Jimmy Carter is from). Now, the kittens start out at the age of 10, despite the fact Fisk (the male) seems to be going after 14-15 year olds....in an elementary school (I've never been to Georgia, so I am figuring everyone is so stupid that elem and junior high are combined to lower teaching standards there). To make matters worse, these kittens are left alone while their mother goes on dates...AT THE AGE OF 10. Guess the law is also stupid or laid back in that state as well.

The comic's saving grace comes from some amusing scenes and decent quips, but beyond that, fucking at the age of 10 is still WRONG. But, well, these are old confederate states, so, I guess that's ok.

Eventually, the kittens grow up and enter high school and things just get worse. The mother finally stops slutting around, even though she is sleeping with a married man eventually. Lucy (female kitten) gets fucked a few times and regrets each time, but still does it. Fisk still talks like an adult, been spewing grown up chatter since he was 10 instead of living a normal life like every child does (honestly, giving a 10 year old adult intelligence is the gayest fucking shit I've seen). Clearly, it couldn't stoop any lower than all of this, right? WRONGGGGG....

If you've lived in a southern state like I have (Tennessee), you hear jokes and stereotypes up the road eventually....only to find out they are true as well.A majority are racist, of course. Most are poor, no surprise there. Many are DIE HARD, right to bear arms, republicans, whom I hate, and so on. The big one...inbreding...

Jay gives me two theories: Jay is a religious furry lover (too bad he's going to hell) and Jay has nothing wrong with incest since he molested his sister when they were 16. Brothers Arms will show what I'm talking about. Shit, I thought it said Brothers in Arms at first, which would have been kick ass. God, my sister is hot, but you don't see me banging her when she's sad.

Now that I've advertised Jay's site and made fun of his fantasy, a few side notes. You're probably wondering, why make a big deal out of a fantasy comic? First off, don't forget what this site is dedicated to. Second, this is what happens to you when you have a bad childhood: you use the talents you had, in many nerd's cases, drawing, eating chips fast, or writing, and you do fetish sites and become famous to other nerds in the fetish...only to eventually become forgotten. Finally, you secretly are a member of PETA and put a furry site up with subliminal messages of killing off human beings. This is what the next stage of evolution is: cats, dogs, hyenas, and mice will gain human intelligence and go around fucking each other in halloween costumes. FUCK YEAH, THAT'S AWESOME!

I think Jay would become a blip on the radar if he turned his whole site into a sci-fi site discussing the next stage of evolution in mammals. He should make a movie where Persia and Elizabeth destroy a city and then have lesbian sex after the invasion, thus explaining how Fisk and Lucy came into existance when the Vietnam II war cat came by and banged Persia before the war and than left...oh no, I've gone cross-eyed!!! But shit, that movie would kick so much ass in the camp department. He could call it "The Day the Earth Turned Animal Liberation Front Hyper Dancetastic Lesbian Furry Super Mega Movie!" Man, that kicks even more ass.

My condolences if you've now become a new fan of his. My ball busting love if you retain sanity in visiting his site. Now, if you will excuse me, I'm going to pretend my pillow is Persia and make love to her cat ass. OH YEAHHHHHHHH

grey.fox37@gmail.com

Grey Fox Defines 9/11

2006-02-08T01:41:00.000-07:00

A really sad day for America. Many lost their lives, FDNY became a fashion statement all of the sudden, and it brought back shades of Pearl Harbor....

...but sadly, since this country has been slowly pussifying itself due to many ignorant political morons, Liberals mostly, no one really gave a fuck about what happened. As a matter of fact, many Americans said we deserved it!!!! So, suddenly, we begin protesting a war against Al Queda, the bastards who did this to us, instead of supporting our troops. We didn't protest in WWII (for obvious reasons). A similar situation of American soil and innocent lives being murdered and we are against action to it. Is it just me or is the whole country high?

So then, how can you truly define 9/11? Several dumbasses, teenagers, and unemployed adults on Urban Dictionary took stabs at it....many failed horribly. Here are my favorite definitions:

An Australian moron wrote:

The day when every myopic, simple-minded individual rode America’s nuts over a standard act of warfare, which was given a ridiculously high amount of coverage for something so insignificant in the world of war crimes. The fact that America had (and continues to) committed much viler, bloodthirsty acts towards other nations was irrelevant to the occasion, and people seemed oblivious to the fact that there can be repercussions to a country's despicable past actions.

If our country is so bad, then how come MILLIONS of immigrants all over the world flock to us? Hmmmmm......

Gunslingergirl (named after an anime, so therefore, we can assume this is a stupid brainwashed teen nerd who believes everything her teachers in high school say) wrote:

the day that screwed up america and all of its allies royally (well, only the ones that actaully declared war with the jackass). also the day that made america hate bush 10x more than we did in the first place. but more, it was the day when not only everyone was scared for life and/or lost a loved one, it was also a day when thousands of our loved ones were going to be sent to their meaningless deaths in the middle of the desert.

Funny, how men who enlist in the army are willing to sacrifice themselves for our freedom, and how we call it a "meaningless waste" for them to allow ourselves to continue on taking advantage of all the bad ass liberties we have. Yeah, they are REALLY meaningless.

Some guy in my state wrote:

The first battle of WWIII

Nah. What Israel plans on doing to Iran is more likely a light for the fuse of that, but even then, WWIII is FAR from happening in our lifetime.

Some religious fanatic who has given into the terrorist's true goal: to put one in fear, wrote:

Judgement Day. Just the beginning of a century of terror and dispair. Come 2012 another great depression. Come 2015 WW3. Come 2021 the end.

Whatever you say, oh wise and powerful plumber. Now, FIX MY LEAK!

And finally, the greatest one of them all:

The day Bush knocked down the towers.

I know, man. It's so possible for Bush to be sleepwalking, boarding a plane across seas, and then flying BOTH, not one, but BOTH planes, hurdling several to their doom. Boy, you really did your homework, buddy! Having fun on your mother's couch watching The Price is Right?

Unfortunately, all of these definitions are WRONG. It really saddens and worries me to see that the world, especially America, grows ignorant and stupid by the day. Never fear, The Truth has the TRUE meaning of 9/11, and it is as follows:

1. Liberal Mythology Day
2. The day The City of New York were all NOT heroes
3. A day of tragedy for many in New York and Washington D.C.
4. The day Osama Bin Laden decided to become a dead man

All four are true. If you disagree, then you are a conspirator to Al Queda and a brute squad will be knocking on your door to kick you in the nuts. But for now, let us analyze these definitions.

It seems many left-winged nuts have come up with so many ignorant and preposterous answers to that sad day. Bush crashed the planes into the towers, we deserved it, the building was re-structured after the 1993 bombing to suit the 9/11 attacks, The Pentagon was hit to throw off the trail that it was actually Bush's doing.

But wait, who is coming up with all of this rubbish? It couldn't be political figures, could it? What about scientists? No, your average, run-of-themill low to middle income common folk have been spreading this vomit around. You see, an unemployed man on this sad day suddenly and magically became a master architect who knows EVERYTHING about the World Trade Center. Nothing got past his little romp and analysis of the building on the internet (which isn't always accurate, mind you). And in between his masturbation and Pokemon sessions, he finally ran to his blog, posted his findings from the always trusting internet, and then masturbated some more to Misty fucking Pikachu with a penis in celebration. So, you see, you're believing the sources of assholes who just want to feel important and try to fit in with the Anti-American crowd since they can't look cool any other way.

The media labeled The City of New York as everyone being a hero.....despite the fact that 90% of the people in the vacinity ran like scared puppets. Oh sure, you hear them at 5th Ave. or Torrid or wherever saying "Oh, if I were there, I would have helped." only to realize they were one of the people running away. Face it, there is no shame in running for your life. You don't want to die, same as everyone else. If you could help someone escape on the way, you did your part. It's when idiot news reporters have to say such nonsense as calling everyone a hero that brings shame to a great city. The NYPD and FDNY are the real heroes. Thank you for all of your efforts and support. You will be remembered in history.

The last two are pretty self explainitory. Osama is a coward and a chicken wuss and it is only a matter of time before he is brought to justice, or pray he be in more merciful hands come the time he realizes his running will kill him.

I could say anyone protesting the war is a traitor to this country. I mean, what happened??? Pearl Harbor is bombed and we do whatever it takes to help our boys: ration, war bonds, joining car companies to make tanks. Now, we play tennis, eat expensive foods, go to the mall, etc. Oh, I did that too, aside from class (Freshman Year), but I donated what I could for our guys across the way: canned goods, money, clothing, little things to remind them of home. I didn't walk around and shout "stop fighting for oil." I knew it was more than that.

I wonder what will happen if the west coast were attacked? Well, besides doing the favor of scaring the blue boys over there (Liberals), I'm sure they'll get around and destroy all of our major army and navy bases on the coast line, since we DESERVE to be attacked by foreign countries to teach us a lesson for helping people put. Jesus Christ, I dunno how many times I have to say it, but, when you are a super power, you have a responsibility. If we sat around and did nothing for other countries, I guarantee we will piss them off even more. So, we help, we get hated, we don't help, we get hated more.

Get some fucking balls and just make up your freakin minds, I beg each and every one of you!

grey.fox37@gmail.com

The Truth Gains A Year

2006-01-18T16:38:00.001-07:00

I was a senior in a blog class on this day at UA (NEVER take a blog class). Now, I'm a network administrator livin' the good life in Tucson makin' ze dinero. My site has now turned a year old as of this day, and what a bang it opened with.

Looking back at all the crap I wrote and crap written to me in response, I realize that much was done well and much can still be done. I was able to hit many of the major topics going on in the current events, as well as a few extra curricular stories on the side. 2006 will hold the same satire and sarcasm (as long as people continue to be idiots and I get sweet reader comments or fan mail from my most beloved of readers).

Although I don't have a visible ticker on my site (my ego isn't THAT big enough to keep one up to show off how much of a whore I am to others), I've kept it on my profile accessed only by my password and I am proud to say over 3000 people have visited my site last year. Not too bad for blogspot, but I can do better this year, hence the new ideas for 2006.

Advertising has been limited to word of mouth and forum posting. Both are still encouraged, but I do have a google link if you type greyfox377 in the search bar. Online advertising will come along at the middle of the year, thus making it easier for new people to find my site. I'll also be doing some advertising at Anizona this April handing out flyers. Regardless, whether you hate me or love me, keep telling people about my site, the more readers, the merrier.

Since most of my readers are lazy freeloading illiterates, I will be posting my email address at the end of each article from now on. That way, I can get longer responses and porno from my fans (if you hook me up for porn, make sure its girls with big tits).

I emplore you to write long and detailed comments, hate or love. This gives me a more accurate way of how to respond to your awesomeness or your idiocity (also, it doesn't make you look too stupid until I make it so :D).

I've started a few categorized article series such as my movie and game reviews, as well as What They Are Really Saying. This year, I have come up with a new series to begin soon (more will be thought up later) entitled: "Grey Fox Defines." Looking at Urban Dictionary and seeing that it is overpopulated with preps and dweebs, I've decided to give the TRUE and ACCURATE meanings of words, time periods, places, etc.

I'm still looking for one more writer for my site. If you understand my humor, don't have a stick up your ass, aren't associated with the Federal Goverment, and don't fuck donkies, then you're a potential candidate. Please email me and give me a sample of your humor, your favorite article from my site, and what you'd like to write about.

Finally, here is a look down the road to future articles:

Grandma's Boy Will Wet Your Pants

Grey Fox Defines 9/11

Grey Fox Defines Hurricane Katrina

PETA

Better Days = Red Neck Furry Fucking

Game Review of Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion

Anizona 2006

Alright, happy birthday to The Truth and lets have a great year!

grey.fox37@gmail.com

The 2005 Grey Fox Video Game Awards

2006-01-03T11:19:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the First Annual Grey Fox Video Game Awards.

It was a big year for video games, sadly having to come at the end of 2005, rather than the explosive titles that hit the summer of 2004. Nevertheless, the gaming world wasn't disappointed, nor was I, except by the delay of Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the Notre Dame loss in the Fiesta Bowl. Still, the year ended with a bang thanks to Arizona's double overtime victory in Seattle against Washington.

Moving on, this was a rather big year in my WWII gaming. Call of Duty 2 and Brothers in Arms really shined in the genre of War Games this year. BIA's system of commands were groundbreaking in the genre itself, while CoD 2 still provided the dramatic and incredible feel of what WWII was. Then, there was Medal of Honor European Assault on the PS 2. While similar to CoD Finest Hour, it still provided a great story-telling system through William Holt and the fact it combined OSS with team play.

With that said, here are the games of the year for 2005

Best Action Game

Runners Up:

Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory (93%)

This series has always been a compelling thriller. I've long been a fan of Rainbow Six and when I heard of this series by Tom Clancy, I knew it was going to be excellent. The gameplay finally got corrected from the first two: you won't be in huge trouble from being caught, guards finding bodies won't end missions, and Sam Fisher has some new kick ass skills. The graphics engine on the shading was nicely done as well. As for the story, it is quite suspenseful and gripping. Splinter Cell is not my favorite stealth game, but it is my favorite tactical one over Metal Gear Solid.

Quake 4 (88%)

While it is the typical, bigger weapon wins, type of game, it still is a blast to play. Quake 4 went back to its roots of exploring levels, killing baddies with awesome weapons, and having a form of plot. In this case, the plot was more solid than it has ever been from its predecessors. This game took what Doom 3 offered in horror, and added extra graphical upgrades, squad-based play (you're not always alone), and a rather disturbing part of where you're captured and have rather horrifying things happen to you. The multi-player sticks to the great fun every Quake game provides. It doesn't really expand on anything else besides having the best plot out of the first 2, but its still top notch action and a blast to play.

Winner:

F.E.A.R. (94%)

Take psychological horror (A-type), add impressive A.I., a creepy cover-up style story, and some great tactical shooting, and you get First Encounter Assault Recon. This game takes FPS to a new level of play not only through its duck and shoot style of action, but it also throws some martial arts into the mix. The A.I. is EXTREMELY intelligent, as it changes its style of play based on yours. I found myself at times having to mix my play style up from rushing and shooting, to dodging and sneaking to lobing grenades all over the place. The graphics and atmosphere add to the spooky suspense of being worried as to what is behind the corner each time. Its not a Resident Evil style, zombie crashes through a window, sort of thing, but more of a, you see a little girl pop out of no where as you climb down a latter, and then she disappears. The sounds add fright to the already horrifying atmosphere each level brings. My only fit with this game is its length. I managed to beat it in 4 days on hard difficulty. Regardless, this is the BEST FPS to date for a modern shooter.

Best Adventure

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (95%)

It was on the PS 2 last year, I know, but this genre of gaming is so weak nowadays, it's sad. This genre was strong in 1993 to about 2000, then just fell off the radar. I think another Gabriel Knight should be made.

As for GTA San Andreas, it keeps the traditional style the previous 2 3D GTAs had and adds a whole bunch of new elements such as new haircuts, outfits, relationships, body stats, and other abilities. It even finally added a lot of graphic language and a controversial sex scene (but its GTA for christ's sake). The map is expanded big time as well, 3 cities are at your disposal, espcially Las Venturas (which is like Las Vegas and there is gambling too!). The story is really detailed, going to a vendetta style more aimed for revenge of a murder than trying to commit crime for the sake of it (which is still fun, don't get me wrong). If you haven't played this yet, then get your ass to the nearest game store and buy it for whatever console you own that has it.

Best Expansion Pack

Brothers In Arms: Earned In Blood (90%)

One could argue this isn't an expansion pack, but I haven't seen or played any expansions as good as this one. You play as Joe "Red" Hardstock, the gentleman who got a promotion at the end of the original game, through some missions before and after the Baker's Dozen Campaign to Hill 30. It was still the same hide and shoot style from Hill 30, but what made it even better was its transition to urban warfare, giving the "Quarterback" style play, as I call it, a different twist. It added the FG42 and the M3A3 Greasegun to the arsenal, both very fun to use. The story and voice acting are as great as they were in Hill 30, with the addition of brief pauses in some levels, as a flashback voiceover takes place from Red speaking to his superior. It added a stronger and more emotional feel to the game. The game flaw is that this game can be extremely frustrating to play. At times, I found myself stopping just after one level because of how difficult it was to flank positions on many levels. This isn't the best WWII shooter, but it is one of the best story-telling games of WWII. If Call of Duty 3 can do this when it comes out, then I'll be in great graces.

Best RPG

Runner Up:

Dungeon Siege 2 (90%)

Adding stronger graphics, another great plot, and more fun dungeons to romp through makes this sequel a blast. I was hoping Oblivion would make it here, but sadly, that was delayed until March. The voice acting, spell casting, and character design for this game are superb, but it has some graphic glitches in it that I find annoying, especially since this game was meant for ATI cards and I have an x800XT PE.

Winner:

Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 2: The Sith Lords (92%)

Better than the first one in almost every way, KOTOR 2 isn't ground-breaking RPG, but it is fun in combat, item creation, force advancement, and plot. Characters have a similar flow from their counter-parts in the first one, but the villains are more ruthless than before, especially Darth Nihilus, whom I find more frightening than Darth Vader himself. KOTOR 2 added new lightsaber styles, force powers, and even item creation and breakdown, to expand on its already successful predecessor. It's graphics and sound stayed true to the SW universe, giving off a great feel of a lightsaber crackling through the air to a blaster bolt flying to its target. A bit too short, but still, a great game.

Best Sports Game

NCAA March Madness 2006 (90%)

Not much to say either than it improves upon play calling. Still retains its season-round recruitment style and great graphics and atmosphere.

Winner:

NCAA Football 2006 (96%)

This is what college football is all about. The dynasty mode gets deeper each year. The crowds finally react like they should. They have some pre-game stuff from college gurus Lee Corso and Kirk Herbstreit. The new modes like heisman story add much greater depth to one helluva sport. This is possibly one of the GREATEST sports games ever made.

Best Strategy Game

Sid Meier's Civilization IV (93%)

I never was a Civilization fan. In fact, I am not much of a Strategy fan (except for Kohan, which was a blast to play), but this game happened to surprise me in extreme ways. In the past, this game was merely a graphical upgrade with a few extra units, then a new number. The fourth installment, however, is a total re-development, and one that adds more depth and management than ever before. You finally have more time to develop strategy and the game can run through at your pace rather than the tedious time it took in the past. With the addition of better audio and graphical visuals, C IV really comes a long way from its prequels.

Best War Game

Runner Up:

Brothers In Arms The Road To Hill 30 (92%)

I have to admit, I still love Medal of Honor and Call of Duty more than this title, but BIA has some really innovating styles of play and story-telling that separate it from previous WWII games. At times, the story was so emotional, I found myself feeling angry and even sad from all that Baker and his company had to suffer through. The graphics are decent, though it has some some AA issues on GeForce FX cards. Despite that, it does a great job in the design of Normandy villages and much of the Bocage you see in films like Saving Private Ryan and Band of Brothers. The gameplay was quite a treat through the command system, where you could direct squads and tanks to certain locations or even have them surpress enemies while the other squad flanked them. It is a masterpiece in war gaming.

Winner:

Call of Duty 2 (98%)

This was my most anticipated game of 2005 and it did not disappoint. Impressive graphics and character models, weapons looking more realistic than before, great campaign runs, etc. That's the usual you get with great WWII games (and it always works and rocks). This game takes what its predecessor did and makes it better with new weapons (like the scoped Gewehr 43, my FAVORITE WWII rifle), team chatter that points out locations of enemies, a fantastic musical score, more WWII video footage, more innovative atmospheres and locations, and some of the most INTENSE combat I have EVER gotten into in an FPS. Nazis just swarm from all over at some points and it can get really crazy out there (like in Da Ruba, Egypt while playing as The Desert Rats of the 7th Armoured Division). There are tons of sniper spots, tank blasting, area defending, raids, and dramatic moments, such as the D-Day raid on Pointe Du Hoc. My only fit is the loss of sprinting, but it doesn't take away from the masterpiece this game truly is. I can't wait for Call of Duty 3. Well done, Activision.

Best Multiplayer

Before I continue, let it be known that it's the fun and excitement I love in playing online against people, but outside of that, I mostly play MP shooters just to tease those who take it too seriously (checking scores every second, crying or complaining about lag, calling me a fag for using a shotgun at long distance, and then smoking them again during their essay about how a shotgun isn't a long distance weapon). So, remember, don't EVER get mad at a MP game, just make fun of those who do :D

Runners Up:

Quake 4

Good ol' lightning guns and rail guns and the scary sounding announcer. Quake 3 on steroids.

Call of Duty 2

Fighting in great maps, WWII weapons are awesome, but, everyone uses the Trench Gun over and over and over. Kind of takes away from the fun :(

Winner:

Battlefield 2 (95%)

One word: ADDICTING. While many find WoW to be addicting, I found this game last summer to be far worse. Customizable guns, incredible graphics that add to the awesome maps, great backgrounds on the objectives, and tons of vehicles to control. Sadly, the clans of this game take away from the fun, since all they do is sit around finding the best sniper spots (and not moving), take passenger helicopters by themselves, like and AI would, and not working as a team (not healing, repairing, etc). What's worse is C4ing entire areas to where your own teammates are constantly victims to the blasts. Despite all of this, find the right server, and you'll find it harder and harder to go to work or school (assuming you're not the average "quit my job gamer").

Best Dark Horse Game

Medal of Honor European Assault (91%)

With its story being told through the eyes of OSS 1st Lt. William Holt and the dramatic musical score accomanying it, many can easily overlook this game since it's obviously a "been there, done that" sort of thing that is like Rising Sun or Frontline. However, it prominantly introduces more teamplay, several objectives, new weapons, and great WWII video footage accompanied by the old and young voice of Holt. I personally enjoyed this game and am glad to add it to my humongous WWII game library.

Best Graphics

Call of Duty 2 and F.E.A.R.

CoD 2 may not look as good as FEAR does in many people's eyes, but upon closer inspection, CoD 2 has great character models, nearly realisticly looking weapons, great weather effects, and impressive backgrounds and terrain. FEAR really has fantastic character models and great building and object designs combined with the horrifying atmosphere surrounding it. An office building looks like an office building should be, abandoned apartments look comdemned and dirty, the secret lab gives off the feel of those movie labs, and so on. Next year, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. looks like it might be running the show, hell, even Oblivion looks absolutely gorgeous.

Best Sound

Call of Duty 2 and F.E.A.R.

When out in the battlefield, it should sound like a battlefield. Guns blazing, artillery smashing, explosions, shouts of desparation, tank rumblings, rain hitting the ground, etc. Sound is so crucial for many war, horror, and stealth games (Thief still has the BEST sounds to this date, imo). FEAR, of course, adds ambient noises, as many horror games do, and even adds it into the weird views your character enters at various points. Whispers, guns, radio chatter, rattling, all the goodies any horror shooter needs.

Best Music

Civilization IV

African drums, orchestras, chanting, soothing, upbeat. I love classical-isque sort of themes outside of my usual music. If music can match the style of gameplay, its a plus (SimCity always did that for me, the music giving off a commerical or industrial design feel to it).

Best Level

Runner up:

"Tom and Jerry" from Brothers in Arms The Road to Hill 30

You are in a church tower in Carentan. Your objective: snipe the germans trying to reclaim the chruch, then destroy 3 tiger tanks. It doesn't sound like much, but its totally awesome to have a sort of intense role as being a sniper and dispensing of desparate german troops. The name is amusing too, since sniper games are a cat and mouse affair (a la Tom and Jerry), but another thing to think about this level name is that Tom is a common American name and Jerry is a slang term the Brittish used for the Germans. Pretty cool, eh?

Winner:

Pointe Du Hoc from Call of Duty 2

My god, just when you think D Day has been done with, here comes the 2nd Rangers! Of course, you start on a rickety Higgins Boat heading for shore, but 10 seconds before you hit it, grappling rocket hooks shoot from the sides of the boat and attach to the cliff, where the Germans have dug in. You then get blown out of the boat, dragged to shore, and have to take out the german MG42 nests above with your Springfield (nice touch, btw). Once up the rope, you run through trench after trench of well-trained nazis who want you dead. Beyond that, a small French Village where 6 80mm cannons are being used and prepared to fire on Omaha and Utah beach. This is quite a dramatic and intense level to play, and beyond that, it gets more and more fierce.

Best Story

Runner Up:

F.E.A.R.

FEAR is loaded with so much confusion and bizarre events, you wonder through the whole game if it'll even be explained in the end. It is, but clues to the climax are thrown in the beginning, so pay attention! This is, by far, the best FPS story to date next to Half Life in originality (Star Wars games pull out awesome stories, but they're in the genre of being backed up by big movie benefits).

Winner:

Brothers In Arms

After Medal of Honor Pacific Assault, it looks like people finally got the idea of how to make a war game better: put in character story developments. This game plays out like Band of Brothers does: humor, tragedy, understanding, duty, honor, and everything else an individual feels in a war. As mentioned before, if future WWII games continue this movement, they will be some of the greatest games ever made.

Best Character

Runner Up:

Operative Holiday from F.E.A.R.

The way he talks to FEAR Agent Suomi (if you hang out long enough after the helicopter wreckage in Auburn) is classic, as he hits on her while he tends to her wounds. She plays hard to get, but from the tone of her voice, she wants it. Mack on, Holiday, mack on.

Winner:

Sgt. Baker from Brothers in Arms The Road to Hill 30

Sgt. Baker didn't want to lead what was referred to as "The Baker's Dozen." As you continue through each mission, you see how he evolves into a true leader and how he handles tragedy (and it strikes a lot in this game). Baker portrays a decent accuracy of what it was like to be fighting on and after D Day. The voice actor gives GREAT emotion in his remembrances as well.

Best Game Innovation

Squad Tactical Interface in Brothers in Arms

Although Hidden and Dangerous 2 (great game) has something similar to this mode, it was not as effective sadly. In BIA, you can get a clear view of flank and enemy positions, giving you not only the squad order placement commands, but accurate spots on where to direct them. I consider this to be ground breaking for this game and hopefully will be refined if Hidden and Dangerous 3 comes out.

Biggest Disappointment

Notre Dame vs. USC

In what was one of the most classic games in the history of College Football, Notre Dame took all media criticism of how they were going to get killed, ate it up for breakfast each day, and spit it in the faces of every Trojan fan and doubter. Up 31-28 with less than 2 minutes to play, ND cornerback Tom Zibikowski makes a critical error allowing WR Dwayne Jarrett to run 63 yards down field on a 4th and 12. After that, the most controversial event takes place as Leinhart is hit, but literally pivots the ball back to the 4 yard line as he was going into the endzone. This is an illegal move, but the refs bought into it, put 7 seconds back onto the clock, and marked it at the 1 rather than the 4. Then, overrated USC QB Matt Leinhart gets into the endzone for the win. A sad game, despite its greatness, since (this is the satire talking) the refs wanted USC's legacy to continue. Thank God the Longhorns stopped their bullshit dynasty and Mark May can shut the fuck up about how great USC was this year (the teams they picked to match up against USC would have killed them). Next year, Notre Dame will beat them in the Lion's Den and possibly win it all.

And now, Grey Fox's Game of the Year for 2005

This is obviously a no brainer now. It might have had serious competition had Oblivion not been delayed, but now, I can easily crown it.

Several games this year impressed me. The impact wasn't as big as 2004 was, but 2005 came out with some spectacular games. F.E.A.R. is a runner up candidate for game of the year, but this one game did it all for me, not solely through its genre alone, but the fact that it did just about everything right and did not disappoint me.

That game, of course, is CALL OF DUTY 2

Congrats to all games that made it here and I'll see you next year for Grey Fox's Games of the Year 2006!

Reader's Response To Mr. Futa Lover

2005-12-24T05:25:00.000-07:00

Surprisingly, he only came on once, read my futanari thing, had his cow, and left. He hasn't even come back to try and belittle me again over the response I gave him. And what does that mean? His ass has been handed to him because he realized writing negatively is useless to his time consuming life of masturbating to dickgirls and shemales.

On the other side, I have a few responses about this guy (5 comments and almost 30 emails). Most of the emails were similar to many of the comments on this site: he needs a life, he needs to kill himself, he needs a buttplug, he needs to go to jail, etc. I'm going to show the 5 comments and then one classic email. To the rest who emailed me, sorry, but write longer next time and I will post them! 3 of the 5 Anonymous I know, so their names will be shown, but not their emails, by request.

Craig from Australia wrote:

Hi, I'm one of your Australian fans! Julie told me about your site and its hilarious! I wait by before class for your next post! This guy is really sad. I know you don't care what others like and you exploit the people who take it so personally really well! I laughed so hard at your response to this looney and I wouldn't be surprised if he were a Kiwi. You are a freak! Futanari is sick! Keep up the great laughs!

A true fan. Craig knows my style of humor is to tease everyone and everything (including myself) all in good fun by using satire and sarcasm to amplify it. Although, Craig, you should go out and have a life instead of waiting by so patiently for my next circle jerk. GET A WOMAN!

A New Fan wrote:

this person seems to have a really horrible lifestyle. i've never seen anyone get so upset about someone making fun of this disgusting shit. this guy needs to put a gun to his head or get a fucking life.great blog, or site, or whatever, lol. i'm gonna bookmark you now.

I've gotten worse, buddy. You should have seen the emails I got when I sent out teasing responses about Mars Volta and how anyone could possibly love him. A lot of people, mostly players of World of Warcrack, take their sub-culutre to the brink of cult activity and then blow their brains out. From Mr. Futa Lover's reaction, this seems to be a similar scenario.

John (old buddy of mine) from Utah wrote:

This...pervert seems to labor under the delusion that liking children in make believe is ok and socially acceptable. I even bet this guy thinks he is special and unique and sees himself as an outcast to give himself the self-pity he needs in life to survive. I have no pity for a sick piece of rubbish like you, chump. I read your blog regularly. You are one of the funniest guys on Blogspot.

Thanks for the ass-kissing, John, I needed that. John brings up a really valid point about Mr. Futa Lover. For some reason, geeks of all types of sub-culture put themselves into these mindsets that because they like something that isn't normal and that parents don't usually understand, they think of themselves as some new form of enlightened human. They feel that because they get off to dickgirls instead of normal girls, for example, they have found shangra-la before we have.....until reality kicks in around them to where they live in a dumpy apartment (or their parents' basement), debt surrounds them, and they have no girlfriend, a shitty job, and dirty clothes, pizza boxes, and dishes around them. Just because you like something that isn't mainstream doesn't make you unique. That is no different than a stupid teenager who thinks that being goth is being special and unique when its just acting like a pussy who wants to be feared. Good job on showing no pity as well. Why pity the weird?

A fan (possibly a teenager from the writing style) wrote:

to the futa luvr
ur a fag u stupid fuk. u shuld be shot by a firing squd

I hate teens and I hate shorthand, but he makes an amusing point.

Shannon from Colorado wrote:

i don't understand why people defend bad habits such as these. it's almost like being an alcoholic and not admitting you're one. i reallly like your writing style

You shouldn't like, but LOVE my wiritng style. Now, make love to it!

Anyway, I had to think for a moment as to what she was trying to say here, but I got the jist of it. I was under the impression she called futanari a bad habit, but then I got to thinking, maybe she was referring to the masturbation Mr. Futa Lover does on those cold, lonely nights.

The reason why people defend these bad habits is just as you put it: they can't let go of what makes them feel good, not for anything. Just about everything in this world is addicting, from drinking beer to gambling to anime and to writing at 6 in the morning on your own webpage because your fiancee is still asleep and you have to wait to get some, so you decide to write on your webpage to keep the fans happy.

People defend their habits or sub-cultures because they feel they are important and that people actually give a damn about what they stand up for when the truth of the matter is, no one gives a SHIT about you or your geekdom except those within it or jackasses like me who love to tease it. Even within the geekdom, there are people that still don't give a shit about you or just use you to get that one hentai of chun li tit fucking kasumi from DOA (I've clicked on some BAD porn links, sadly). The rela purpose of the defense in a sub-culutre is just to whine and try to make people's lives miserable. The purpose of defending yourself to me is to get laughed at, written about and commented by me, then laughed at by my fans. God, I am so awesome.

Finally, I got an email from a psychology grad student at The University of Florida named Stacey who actually enjoys my site, despite being an admitted feminist nazi, and has written an incredible response:

Dear Mr. Grey Fox,

First off, I would like to say that I have loved your blog now gone rant webpage this entire year. I was given the link from a friend who has a friend that knows you here. I have agreed with you on so many of your points, laughed at your witty sarcasm and I find it disappointing to see that you are engaged, but, despite most of our agreements, I am what you refer to as a "feminist nazi" and a "liberal douche" so we probably wouldn't get along in a relationship.

All this time, however, I never found myself writing a response to you. I never could exactly find simple comments to leave on your site. Ashley (she says hi, by the way), gave me your email, so I was finally ready to wait for a big article of yours to write in response to you about. I thought you only posted the negative comments up on your main page, but once I read the futanari lover article, I decided to write to you.

I took a class on human sexuality my junior year and we had to do a project on different types of attractions, also known as, what makes the sexes tick. I decided to do a Standard Gaussian Survey and go around campus asking people of various ages what made them tick.

After a week, I realized I needed to find more elaborate variables, so I went deeper and came up with variables like hobbies, majors, and even subculture. Once I did that, I got rather steamy, biazarre, and descriptive fantasies from all sorts of cliques on campus. I then took these variables and catagorized them into areas like innocent, virgin, weird, three-way, homosexual, and so on.

Perhaps some of the funniest (and even scariest) ticks came from the anime club here. This club is 90% male and 10% female. Every female in the club had a boyfriend and only one of them was dating a guy from the club. The guys were either single, three or four had a girlfriend outside of the club, or had some "online girlfriend" they have never met.

I asked the girls what made them tick first. Most of it was simple enough, like Yaoi (homosexual men), guys who looked like girls, or dress up cosplay. The guys had some similar stuff, Yuri (lesbians) was brought up, of course.

However, a lot of guys had these really creepy ones like tenticles, violence, choking a female and doing her, scat (toliets involved), and futanari came up a few times.

That wasn't the real scary part. That came when I proposed a question, like I did with the girls, that went like this: "These characters aren't real. Does that bother you at all?"

A majority of the responses were given to me in private by the guys. The girls mostly said, it's just a fetish while a lot of the guys told me some really scary things like "I have cried myself to sleep over not having such-and-such" or "I almost committed suicide one night when I realized I could never be able to live in an anime world" or "I want to make a realdoll of such-and-such" These responses completely shocked me and I promised them I would not reveal their names as to not stain their images in the project.

It's really sad to see guys out there grow on this mentality that if they do not get their anime fantasy, they will cease to exist. I had no idea it ran this deep in a subculture like anime. I got an A on the project too.

In response to your comment on the futa lover's comment, you made a great point in your paragraph about the child drawings. An attraction to "loli" as it is called in the subculure, is usually followed by an attraction to real little girls. The moral crime that you were perceiving was that, and I thought that was brilliant of you to bring it out, not only for your ego, but to show you are a very intelligent individual. You also made a humorous, but sometimes true, point about how deeply engrossed fans of a fetish or subculture cannot have an orgasm unless their fetish is met, in this case, drawings of women with penises.

The futa lover tried to insult your intelligence on several occasions, each of which your sarcastic wit and the talents of your mind were able to push back blow for blow. On a simple psychological analysis, this individual appears sane enough to function in real life, but might have trouble with the law later if he takes his loli obsession too far. He also seems to jump to several conclusions, one being that Republicans are wienes, whereas we Democrats are acutally referred to as wienes and Republicans are just assholes. On a further note from that subject, he jumps to an ignorant conclusion that you were Republican where on your article explaining yourself, you clearly state you are Independently Conservative.

I look foward to 2006 and I hope the idiocity continues to give your ego and humor the boosts they deserve. Continue the great work and you and your fiancee have a Merry Christmas.

Best Wishes,

Stacy

Stacy made a point that I have wanted to share for a long time: clinging onto fantasy women. It's as if online RPGs meets wanking! People who can't have sex with Chii suddenly blow their brains out??? Crying over not having a woman who doesn't exist? Its almost like...Geek Emo! Oh shit, I just dubbed a new sub-culture, WHOA, off to Urban Dictionary I go!

Thank you very much, Stacy, for that humorous and fantastic email. Keep reading and keep sending your responses.

For anyone who missed my email earlier because you are too fucking lazy to read ALL my articles on this site, its grey.fox37@gmail.com. I accept all comments, letters, and legit porn.

Have a Merry Christmas and I'll see you all Monday for the 2005 Grey Fox Video Game Awards.

Two Movie Reviews

2005-12-19T09:23:00.000-07:00

My sister informed me that the response to my article on the cat girl foundation was: "for someone who doesn't care, he sure had a lot to say."

Of course I did, you schmuck. I have a lot to say for humor's sake and for my fans. Be grateful I even wrote about you at all, you two bit loser!

Caveman Joe said...
Heheh. Good rant, matey. This line in particular made me giggle like a schoolgirl:"I'm going to have my sister email them with a link to this story."Top form.

Gee, what can I say? My sister has the uncanny ability to make people giggle like a schoolgirl (and get involved in her brother's satire, grooovvvyyyyy).

Moving on, two new movies I have seen:

Aeon Flux

The anime series kicks major ass and it was only a matter of time before they would make it a live action. Charlize Theron takes the role of the dominatrix by day, spy by night Monican agent, Aeon Flux. Sadly, the dominatrix part is taken out. Drag. The weirdness (technologies, people, species, locations, etc), is kept in. Good. The philosophy that Trevor Goodchild sprouts in the anime is no where to be seen. MAJOR DRAG. Theron sounds a lot like Aeon's anime character. Excellent. I had a love/hate relationship with this movie. The action was fun, the acting wasn't awful, and the plot was interesting (explains how Aeon kept coming back from dying so much in the first and second seasons, I guess, heh), but the lack of philosophy and the fact the idiots made it PG-13 instead of extending out to the sexual libidos the series is known for, I can't rate it higher than 3.5, but keep in mind, this is a STRONG 3.5. (***1/2)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, And The Waredrobe

Despite a rather poor soundtrack, this movie stays true to the book and was fun and exciting to watch. Each actor fit their role perfectly (especially Lucy, she was extremely adorable and made me want to have a daughter like her). The scenary and effects were marvelous and die hard fans can finally see their favorite locations in Narnia come to life at last. I am unsure if the other three books are on their way to being made into movies, but if they are, they will be great as well. A must see. (*****)

Now, all I need is that damn Rainbow Six movie to come out and my favorite fantasy series, Shannara, to become a movie as well. Hell, Splinter Cell wouldn't hurt either.

Coming up next: Grey Fox's Games of the Year 2005

I have my game of the year already picked from October. That's the only hint you get.

Cat Girl Psychology: People With Time To Burn

2005-12-12T11:38:00.000-07:00

Ah, cat girls, one of those rare times where I actually like something bizarre in society's eyes. In case you're wondering what a cat girl is, the ones I like are women who have a normal female body, but have cat ears and a cat tail and has some of the cute mannerisms and affections of a real cat, NOTHING ELSE. That is the normal (and I use normal loosely here) realm of what a cat girl should be. There are others, like the ones completely covered in fur, or even ACTUAL cats that magically talk, that seem to capture the eyes of beastiality freaks everywhere. Therefore, they are dubbed (by the sub-culture) as "furries." I'll pass on that personally (cough, FREAKS, cough).

Beyond downloading pics to masturbate to, having your fiance or girlfriend dress up and act as one, drawing them, and writing stories about them, there really isn't more needed beyond that (as long as the fetish is kept in balance, of course). However, and it pains me to see this, cat girls are now officially being taken at a psychological view on this site here.

The "Cat Girl Research Foundation" is dedicated to understanding the psychological attractions men (and even women) have to cat girls. Apparently, they have gathered the most powerful nerds in the world together, gave them credentials they didn't even deserve (since BattleStar Galactica dominates their time and they have no time for more important things like showering and passing classes), and sat around munching on donuts and drinking whole milk trying to unlock the enigma which is the Cat Girl....

....WHO CARES?????

Cat Girls are cute, sexy, and dominant (the good ones are dominant. Fuck submissive women in those hentai games and movies and in reality), what else do you need to know. Why? Look at them, they have the feminine features that are sexified by the cat ears and tail. The cute affections and mannerisms and playfulness add a sparkle to sexual fantasy as well. That's allllllllll there is to it. I guess if we gave them a penis too, they'd be perfect!

I sounded like I spoke as if they were real there. Well, although it'd be great if they were, I get by just fine with the dress up in bed (anyone losing sleep over Cat Girls not existing need help).

Now, onto the content of the site. These "scientists" interview some of the SADDEST idiots I've seen in this past year of writing. I easily explained my attraction in a healthy and non-obsessive manner, due to the fact that I can get off to other things besides fantasy cat girls. However, reading these "researcher findings" makes me want to abandon this fetish:

Why is it that some people think that the epitome of female beauty has cat ears and a tail? As one of those people, I have to say that I have no idea. Catgirls have haunted my imagination since I was a small child; when I was six, my imaginary friend was one, and now that I'm older, my fiancée is one (in soul if not in body). And I don't know why I'm so attracted - mentally and physically - to girls that curl up in chairs and meow. That's the question that this page will answer. Once again; I need your help to solve the great mystery of my life!

Grim Malady

Solving the great mystery of life is very simple, Grim...if that is your real name! To unlock the great mystery of your life will involve you getting out of your chair in front of your computer, walking to that large door at the front of your mother's house, and then opening it. Be careful now, the sun might adversely effect your eyes! Then, go out and shoot a basketball or ride a bike or drink socially with friends. The mystery of your life will be revealed....and to make it easier on you, I'll tell you what it was: that you had no life to begin with and you focused on the most ridiculous idea WAY too seriously. I summed up my attraction in a simple, and not to mention, healthy summary instead of placing myself into the hands of people who probably have shitty jobs and try to vindicate their existances through making a website about the psychology of cat girls. Oh, and congrats on the engagement to your imaginary cat girl friend, I'm happy for you!

On a further note, remember that episode of South Park in Season 3 with Sexual Harassment Panda? When the boys went to that one Island of Misfit Mascots, they ran into a bunch of freaks that thought they were real animals that they dressed up as. I'm associating this to Grim's imaginary fiance and how he feels she is a cat. "Hey, I'm a REAL WORM!" "Ok...Ok!!! You're a real worm....you're a real cat....that air next to you is a real fiance...ok...ok...!!!"

Sheila Davis (probably a guy, but they wanted to use a girl name to make it look like women actually care) wrote:

"Like most attractions (especially sexual ones), the affinity for Catgirls springs from our deepest animal instincts. Given that humans only broke away from the rest of the primate family four million years ago or so, there's probably still some part of us that looks for a healthy fur coat and tail in a mate.
Those same instincts also tell men to look for a female that will be willing to do what they ask - cooking, cleaning, bearing children, etc. Who could be more submissive than a girl who's half housepet?
Also, cats tend to be very affectionate - unless their guardian has been extremely neglectful or abusive, they naturally want to rub up against you and give you a good licking. Given how much time, effort, and stress it takes to get the average human girl to that stage, it's no wonder so many of us are just as attracted - if not more so - to Catgirls."

oooo, this one had quotations even!

Oh yeah, s/he REALLY hit it on the note when I proposed to April. I wanted her for her lucious fur coat, sexy swaying tail, and those EARS full of mites, hell yeah! Funny thing is....she didn't have that....and strangely enough, I still proposed to her, even though she wasn't a cat girl. OH GOD, I'M SO AWKWARDDDDDDD!!!!

Heh....heh heh heh heh.....heh heh ha ha HA HA HA HA!!!!! LOOK FOR A WOMAN WHO SUBMITS TO MY EVERY WILL???? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???? NAZI, GEMANY???? Cat Girls are supposed to be dominant (or submissive if you like that) figures of power to satisfy sexual urges, NOT CARRY IT OVER INTO DAILY LIFE! HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTT......

Well, can't entirely argue with the last paragraph, but, if a girl is SERIOUSLY trying to seek that as a lifestyle, I think it's time to go see a PROFESSIONAL psychologist.

Then, it moves on to the science of a cat girl: explaing the different species, gene manipulation, trying to find planets that have them....you know, the common bullshit that a sub-culture (or cult) use to suck you in further into making your cat girl fetish unhealthy and weird, like this guy pousing as a chick:

"Personally, the cat affiliation probably starts with the fact that I have been the companion of and watched the litters of many many housecats. I have consorted with those who have believed that they were witches, and that guided me into the idea of shamanism (see Cat shaman, ShadowRun), where I found that my Cat was Tiger. I do believe that some of us who take the path of Totem Animal are disenfranchised in some way. For me, Tiger is a strengthening influence. She guides me to make choices that are the best for my life, and to take chances I wouldn't normally take because I can live through them. [...]As a follower of Tiger, I believe that some of her traits bleed into me from time to time. I have been told by someone who claims to have seen my aura (before they knew me personally) that they thought there was an actual Tiger sitting where I was. I found that flattering, but unlikely. I find, however, that when I am angry, I "feel" the fangs and claws growing. The eyes slit. My stance changes. In that, I believe I would fit your requirement for Catgirl, since I seem to "project" that image well enough for what I would call non-mystics to pick it up.The psychological appeal is, for me, an identity. There is no crisis when I can blend my feral self and my human self into one. Were I to try to shut out the wilder self, I would lose some self-esteem, a lot of direction, and likely, the ability to go outside my house. (That's a long story.)"

BlackTigr

This "long story" can be summed up in a stream on one select word

KOOKOO, KOOKOO, KOOKOO, KOOKOO, KOOKOO

Jesus Christ, is loving cat girls because they are sexy not good enough nowadays? Do these idiots really have to make people even stupider than they were in their anime universe????

Of course, it has a forum, which I have been debating whether or not to troll.

At least they gave me generous links to cat girl sites so I can draw some more. They even have a link to Bridget Wilde's gallery (she lives here in Tucson too. We're friends).

Finally, my favorite part of the site would definately have to be this:

This page is based on the assumption that while there are girls in the world who enjoy acting like cats, and that there are no girls who actually have been born with long furry tails or large cat ears as parts of their body. We only believe this because we have never seen any evidence that they do exist. If someone has any proof, by all means email us with said proof! Please!

In other words:

"We are desparate nerds who can't get laid by normal women! Please, if you have ANY proof of cat girls, bring them over on a leash so we can train them into our sex slaves and lose our virginity in the only way we can!"

God, I love life and I love sub-cultured freaks.

I'm going to have my sister email them with a link to this story. The Truth has spoken.

Real Ashlee Simpson Fan Mail

2005-12-10T03:03:00.000-07:00

I saw Ashlee Simpson in a McDonald's the other night, and she was drunk as shit-faced could be. While all the other guys with cameras were trying to get a photo, I was only trying to get something to eat. Next thing you know, her crazy adventure was all over the news and the internet. I couldn't believe this little bitch even tried to make it in showbiz by using her hot sister's name. They both have no talent, but I'd fuck the hell out of Jessica's mouth. Ashlee can die for all I care.

I was wondering when someone was going to bring this up...I'm surprised I didn't. Guess I just wasn't in the mood at talking about this (now) blonde bimbo.

It sucks that starving people such as this fan have to wait while Ashlee climbs over a counter to go suck the manager's cock. HEY, SOME OF US HAVE TO GET BACK TO REAL JOBS LIKE MAKING GAMES, PRESCRIBING MEDICINE, DEFENDING CLIENTS, AND JACKING OFF TO FUTANARI!....excluding that last one.

I hope you got that meal and I hope it wasn't covered in the McDonalds manager's cum or Ashlee's lip gloss.

And amen to you for finally knowing what the TRUE meaning of what Jessica's mouth is all about!! It's just like finding the true meaning of Christmas: The Presents. Hey, maybe Santa will put Jessica Simpson in your stocking and you can stuff her mouth! That'd be so tits.

On a further note from the previous post....you know, the "cool unique futa freak," I emplore ALL my fans, haters or lovers, to write feedback about this guy and his defense to my humor. I need some more of my fans to become famous!

Five Words: Get A Sense Of Humor

2005-12-10T02:16:00.000-07:00

This site is dedicated to the truth, the absolute truth, and nothing but the truth. If you do not agree with me, you are wrong.

Even if you don't agree with me and STILL get a laugh out of my site, it STILL serves its purpose.....

...or when I get classic "condescending" fan mail like this little gem, as follows (viewer idioicity not advised):

You're such a pathetic Republican conservative wienie. I assume you also become ill when the word "gay" is mentioned. All you are looking at are drawings. There is no concept of age or legality because these aren't photos of real human beings, therefore this doesn't fit into any definition of the moral crime you're percieving. That stuff posted on Obsidian is extremely mild compared to what else is out there. I admit that I like futa and dickgirls, but there's some stuff even I consider sick - shit lovers, beasiality, amputees, gore, just to name a few. If futa "disappoints" you, here's a reality check - you're only scratching the surface. Better climb back into your coccoon and wrap yourself in the 1950's.And, by the way, here's another shocker - dickgirls actually exist in real life. Lookup "shemales" on the net, or, better yet, take a trip to Thailand and meet one.

It's amazing how, even after writing how I am AN INDEPENDENT WHO LEANS CONSERVATIVE, I still end up with ignorant sluts with something to prove to a simple 23 year old network admin who should just be taken with a grain of salt...but then you realize my complete awesomeness...ness, and then try to stick it to me due to complete jealousy of how much better I am than you. Oh well, no one's perfect.

Now that I'm done fueling my ego, to the "homo-erotic shemale futa bukkake super hyper mega cannon show!" Although a word like "gay" never really makes me throw up my cliche 10:30 bagel and triple expresso (I dunno...whatever 5 figure guys like me are SUPPOSED to eat and drink at a coffee break), nor is it really my thing, doesn't make me a homophobe. I love poking fun at gays, who doesn't? Oh, I forgot, Mr. Futa Lover here sees it as a sin and I'm now going to futa hell where the futa devil will prod me up my wise little ass of mine. I AM NOT AFRAID!

SNL (Saturday Night Live if you've lived in futa hell your whole life), makes fun of gays a lot and TONS of people laugh. It's all in good fun. I've got a gay friend who used to be my fiance's roomate. He called me cute once, I took it as a compliment (hey, if both sexes find you good looking, you must be quite a looker, weee). He loves it when I make fun of gays and doesn't take it as an insult. Uh oh, I said GAY again, I better go and throw up...wait...no...it's just gas, whew.

All I am looking at are drawings....all this and more found in the magazine "DUH." (water is good for you. Air, in a national poll, is agreed by all Americans, as "necessary for human and plant life"). Fair enough....but pssst, come closer....closer....THEY'RE WOMEN WITH PENISES!!!!!!!!

We all have our kinks...and we all have people in our society that make fun of these kinks, me being one of them. So, I guess making fun of the most trival things in the word, such as futanari, fires up even the left-wing liberal nut nerd bags like this guy here into screaming that there is nothing wrong with liking women with penises and so on....maybe you're right...maybe I'm just too blind to see the joy of sucking off a female's long, salty cock and having a fill of the white fun stuff inside....

....wait...wait...what's this??? There is no concept of age or legality because these aren't photos of real human beings, therefore this doesn't fit into any definition of the moral crime you're percieving. It doesn't matter, YOU ARE STILL A SICK FREAK. Guys (or girls) who are into looking at minors in drawings are more than likely to look up kiddie porn as well since it is a part of their libido...ohhhhh....actually, I'm wrong. I forgot that when you envelop yourself so deep into a fetish, you can't get off to anything else, then you find yourself playing that female Night Elf on World of Warcraft more often (and you're a guy too) and begin to cyber with other guys and get off to it. Suddenly, you can't masturbate to real women anymore and you live a sad and miserable life. Ok, there's a possibility, but you're still a freak.

If you're interested in seeing girls with dick nipples, 4 tits, 3 cocks, and a lot of other sick shit that is supposively "mild" now, go back to the beginning of this year from when I posted about futanari and check out some of those "mild" pictures yourself. You be the judge. I would post some on here, but that would result in me being too nice to this guy and a bunch of emails from male futa fans wanting to do me. If that's not gay, I dunno what is.

I admit that I like futa and dickgirls, but there's some stuff even I consider sick - shit lovers, beasiality, amputees, gore, just to name a few. Sorry, if you don't like ANY of those, you're a loser. Nothing turns me on more than watching a 2 legged giraffe with a butcher knife in its mouth stabbing a shemale in the head with it while it pounds her AND dumps in her mouth respectively. Now THAT'S really hot, whew. I better stop writing this and jack off soon.

Yeah, I'm sorry futa "disappoints" me too.

I have no idea what he is trying to get at with the 1950s line and the cocoon, since I'm not racist, soley bent on traditionalist values, or a fan of the Mickey Mouse Club (though he might be...but it has to be animated and Minnie has to have a dick), but I'll just skip over to the best part of the whole letter.

And, by the way, here's another shocker - dickgirls actually exist in real life. Lookup "shemales" on the net, or, better yet, take a trip to Thailand and meet one.

NO! OH MY GOD!!!!! SAY IT AN'T SO, SAY IT AN'T SO! THERE...THERE ARE SHEMALES OUT THERE!!!!! GUYS THAT CHANGE THEIR SEX TO FEMALE???? (or vice versa)....oh wait....I read about this in that "DUH" magazine 15 YEARS AGO! Hm...my sister is involved with one of them and she's quite a character too...very open-minded as well...and she finds me funny for teasing the poor creeps on 0bsidian....

If this is the way a hate mail is going to end, I want more of it. Living in condescending rational thought is great, but at least I can make it funny instead of trying to...oh, what is that geek term..."pwn" a total stranger on the internet just because he makes fun of a fetish/sub-culture/dweebazoid.

Futanari is not my thing. It is for closet homos who like to play with each other is fantasy role plays because they are incapable of getting a real girl in life....or a shemale who is willing to pay 30 grand for that face lift. Or, its for a sister, like mine, who likes girls with that twist, has one like that, and that's ok. BECAUSE THAT IS THE WAY IT IS REALLY INTENDED TO BE!

Time to go jock and logical at the same time. You're not gay for liking futa, YOU'RE GAY FOR PLAYING IT WITH OTHER GUYS! READ AND UNDERSTAND THE SATIRE, I BEG OF YOU!!!!

...no...don't do that, then I won't have anyone else to make fun of.

Bottom line: if you don't like something I say, then stop reading my fucking site, go jack off to Chun Li's mastradonic penis, and call it a night. Or, keep sending me these AWESOME hate mails and you'll be famous faster than Winnie the Pooh sucks a cock covered in honey....UH OH, ANOTHER GAY JOKE! I'M GOING TO FUTA HELL NOW!!!!

What They Are Really Saying Episode 12

2005-12-05T11:27:00.000-07:00

Once in a while, Grey Fox does a hunt for the darker side of humanity on the internet. What he produces is incredible, yet....horrifying images of people's "lives" that can only be explained in....What They Are Really Saying.

I'm guilty of it, you're guilty of it, your pets are guilty of it, and just about every single living creature on this planet is guilty of it: being emo.

Just what exactly is emo? Many professionals describe it as an "emotional" music genre for those who have lost someone or something in their lives. Many followers of the emo subculture describe it as being "unique, creative, artistic, and special," which, of course, is not true, but I have to be fair to them by letting them defend themselves in their silly little ways.

My definition of emo is simple and true, just like everything I write on this site:

A goth wannabe who is too pussy to go completely goth, but still embraces the disillusion that he or she is creative and special through dressing differently, having loss, and acting non-mainstream, when he or she is just flocking to potential homosexuality.

Don't believe me when I say you've been emo before? Take a look outside your window...go on, take a look! Oh dear, is that a tree where you got your first kiss from? Notice how memories of the past begin to fill your head. Does it make you wanna cry? Do you have the sudden urge to listen to someone screaming nonsense in a mic? Do you feel the need to add a scar onto your arm with a razor blade you stole from school? If you've answered yes to one or more of these questions, then you have experienced the "unique" subculture of emo. If you said no to all of them, even the first one, you're probably just a liar, since EVERYONE has bad memories from certain images on occasion.

Whoa, Grey Fox, I thought you just said EVERYONE has bad memories from certian images that bring up painful past losses....then how is emo unique? Great question, easy answer. IT ISN'T.

Anyone can feel bad, or not wash or cut their hair, or even listen to repeatitive crap music on the radio. It's not that hard. When you make it youre life's ambition, I guess that's when they feel "unique and special."

Emo is a watered-down version of a goth, where they basically do not practice wicca or hump dead animals, but COMPLETELY wallow in "self-anguish" that they let themselves slip into for attention. Where goths want to be feared, but shouldn't be, since they are too pussy to fight back, emo wants attention for their self-pity. Even when you do give them their attention, they won't listen and dig themselves deeper and deeper. Why be sad and want attention when you don't accept the attention you get? Sounds like a mental to me!

Goths usually have the guts to kill themselves, but not emo. Emo just adds scars to their wrists, thinking they will get relief in doing harm to themselves rather than seek nurturing counsel. Their pain is derived mainly from boyfriends or girlfriends leaving them. Instead of moving on and finding someone else, AND having the joy that they didn't lose their love to death, they mope and drag the spirits down around everyone at coffee shops while they write death poetry and listen to obnoxious morons shout into a mic. EVERY emo group sounds the same and sings about the same "horrible things of life."

So, how can I avoid/find/beat up an emo? Its very simple. Emos usually wear coke bottled frames if they need glasses because apparently, having those types of glasses gives them intelligence or the preception to a common idiot that they are intelligent. As for the upper body, look for Ankhs, padded sweater vests, tight Band Name shirts, and wristbands to cover scars. Also, they tend to have dyed black hair that covers their eyes and looks uncombed and unwashed. For the lower body, its normally tight black jeans or leather, converse black hi-tops, you know, the fruit shoes with the stars on the side, and a lot of safety pins in their pants. They are not quite goth because of the lack of baggyness their clothes have.

On a final note before showing these "unique" stars of justice, you never have to worry about one of these borderline....homos EVER beating you up. I took April to the premire of the Harry Potter movie when it came out last month. I half-expected to find tons of people dressed up in Griffindor scarfs and whatnot, but instead, found a shitload of goths and emo in the line we stood in (what the hell are goths doing going to see a nerd film that doesn't show a lot of blood? Oh, the witch stuff, yippie...). I spoke up and made a funny, saying: "Wow, instead of nerds dressing up, the goth and emo crowd came out of the closet tonight!" April and her friend, Kristie laughed, but one of the emo guys gave me a mean look, to which I said: "What...what are you gonna do, cry my ears out?" He just turned around and said nothing. So, don't EVER fear emos for retaliation, they are afraid of you.

And now, for your viewing displeasure, emo:

My dog died and I suddenly have the urge to let my Maskera run and hold a rose just like that church lady, BOO HOO HOO HOOOOOOO

Now you see why I didn't use homo loosely

I'm applying for a job at Merrell Lynch to be a consultant. I sent this photo to them so they can see how unique and creative I am ^_^

I know your cat doesn't love you anymore...it's ok, have another expresso....

If that were me in that photo, you'd see throw up coming out of my mouth

Next time, I'll be critiquing ridiculous artwork from various fandoms.

I'm Still Alive

2005-11-23T11:55:00.000-07:00

I've been really lazy and playing a lot of video games as well, not to mention, college football and hoops have been occupying my time. Future updates are the following:

Episode 12 of What They Are Really Saying

Grey Fox's 2005 Video Game Awards Candidates

Stan Yan's "The Wang" A Must For Underground Comics

PETA: A reincarnation of Nazi Germany

I'll probably get one of these out after Thanksgiving. Hang tight, all.

MY NUMBER ONE ENEMY

2005-10-31T20:33:00.000-07:00

What's crackin',

Yeah , I come to you all with some big news about my number one enemy; SUBURBANITES.

These people are so outta touch with reality it AINT funny. They have no clue what lurks in the lives of real people. Their biggest problems are if the manicured lawn isn't watered or if they're chauffeur is a little late.

Well fuck these people. These people fill Starbucks Cafe, ordering Lattes and Cappucinos while reading Red Badge of Courage or the most suburbanite book of all time The Great Gatsby.

If you see these mofos please report them to real thugs like me. We'll handle them.

I wish this dude would come to my hood. He'd be eaten alive by the realest people... suburbanites have it easy and wanna play it hood til them shots get fired.

Grey Fox Adds A Note: By the looks of him, he looks as if he will grow up to become a serial rapist. There are two types of Wiggers: The toned down wigger who likes rap and the culture, but doesn't dress or talk like it, like me, and the pretentious wigger, the one who dresses gangsta style poppin' fresh and talks like he's a black homie, like this moron here. He should definately come to this hood so he can have his head readjusted.

A Career In Playing Video Games And How It Doesn't Matter

2005-10-31T13:22:00.000-07:00

I love video games. I have played them since my fifth birthday when I got my first Nintendo. That started my long slide into the world of gamer geek. My pinnacle peak of geekyness topped off at the age of 19, when all I did was play games, watch anime, and take it up the ass from peers.

Yeah, life was so simple back then. I had to ruin it all by toning down my anime watching, playing games at night on weekdays, study even harder, and go out partying with people and drinking beer. Finally, I totally fucked up my life by getting a degree and a career at Cisco. Man, what a horrible decision THAT was...

...is what I'd be saying if I were an overly-obsessed, pseudo-intellectual lard ball who sits in his computer chair 24/7 masturbating to Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Pee Force while his mother still makes his lunch. This is usually where die hard gamers end up: dropped out of college, living at home, no girlfriend or a really horrible one, no job or a really shitty one, and the chance of committing suicide at 25 when the inidivdual finally realizes how shitty his, or even her, life has been up to this point.

Then, there are some people, like a schmuck named "Fata1ity" (the 1 is used as a "leet," or LEE7, language gamers came up with to try and make themselves cooler, but sadly, it just drops them further down the nerd food chain) who play and actually win money. Now, that doesn't seem like such a bad idea at all. You spend days in and out practicing games with tons of Mountain Dew cans and (god forbid) Red Bulls piled up around you. Your friends go out to night clubs, parties, play a game of hoops, and so on, but that's not what's important in life, its having money all to yourself that is! Then you go to QuakeCon/E3/IWeztidMaiLifCon and kick everyone's asses and BAM, truckloads of money for you to buy more games and porno!

Now, you know, buying games with your money is fine. I love buying new games that I want to play when they come out, but I also put that money into bills, savings, and future vacation funds. I'm sure "Fata1ity" just spends the money on himself and his "danger zone" needs.

This kid has won so much fucking money, they even market his own vid cards and mobos because of how popular he is in the gaming community. So, I guess now, sitting on your butt all day and playing games is now a possible career interest with all the cash one could possibly win. I might as well quit my job and go into that since I'm really good at first person shooters.

After considering that, April slammed my face into the wall several times over and over to get that shit out of my head. I cried in agony, but she continued to shake the shit out of me, then threw me in chains to dispense with the spankings until I told her she was the chick in charge and I was being stupid. Now, I feel so much better for our choice.

The next day, after I awoke from my concussion, it was like my mind had totally become clear! I am not jealous of him for making tons of money for playing games, nor am I jealous that he has computer hardware named after him. It all became crystal: he is contributing NOTHING to society!

The first rule of youth is to help yourself first, use common curteousy, and then help others. You are not obligated to anyone outside your family, and in some cases, your friends (depends on he situations). You get your degree and you are now able to help whoever you work for and in return, it helps customers or business partners. Therefore, you are contributing to society. You sit on your ass all day playing games just to "pwn" a bunch of other lard ass gaming nerds who have nothing better to do with their miserable lives. You win money. Wow, way to go to leave something behind to vindicate your existance.

As painful as it may sound to the gaming geek, playing video games does not matter in life. Its a hobby, yes. It's fun, no argument there. You can make friends, of course. However, it doesn't matter in the business world unless you are actually contributing in the development of them. As bad as it is, girls usually don't like guys who play games. That is rather stupid, but when it comes to the ones who are doing nothing but gaming, then I agree that they are making the right choice. The rest of the time, those types of girls are just trying to fuel their ditzy egos by avoiding intelligent, occasionally out-going, semi-attractive gamers. Still, playing games really doesn't do much for society in the long run. I know I am the type of guy who dislikes protestors, religion, and other things like that, but I still make my contributions to who I work for, our benefactors, and when I come home. Then, I spend for myself.

But wait, Grey Fox, I don't see YOUR name on any merchandise! LOLOLOLOLOL. Ever heard of Metal Gear Solid, BITCH? HUH? YEAH, SUCK THAT FAT CYBERNETIC COCK, YEAH, YEAH!!! But seriously, my real name is not on any merchandise. Oh well, doesn't matter to me. So, Fata1ity has mobos and vid cards named after him. WOW. That's no different than Mary Kate and Ashley bringing out their own clothes line that they didn't even design themselves, and yes, its true. In reality, celebs who make their own clothes line aren't successful in the movie biz. Those who are successful in the movie biz, like the twins are, sadly, have people swarming around them while they sip their rum collins or whatever the fuck it is that celebs drink these days. Then, this is how they design their clothes: point a finger at a sketch they like, market money into it, put their names on it, even though they didn't design it, but the clothes designer dare not speak against the "mighty Olsen Twins," and PRESTO, clothes.

You see, at MY job, called NETWORK ADMINISTRATION, I ACTUALLY do hard WORK. Sure, sometimes I have to sit and watch lines on a computer for any illegal activity while I am looking at sports articles, naked women shoving shampoo bottles up their asses, and cartoons with incestual kittens, but I also have to train new employees, present quarterly reports, help fix bugs in our routers, and other things. Yeah, sure, sounds like a tie/cubicle job (though I don't have a cubicle), but guess what? I actually HELP people! I teach fundamentals to new guys and girls, I help make sure our products are top of the line for OUR consumers, and I make sure no one is screwing up our network so we can have a full day of productivity! THAT is contributing to society.

Fata1ity may have a lot of money and his names on a bunch of crappy hardware, but he didn't do any actual contributing work for it. Therefore, I don't count him as a cool rich celebrity, but, a boring rich nerd.

Oh, Happy Halloween to all my fellow fans, anti-fans, and the gothic sub-culture. I really hope you have fun cutting your wrists over graves tonight while you hump a dog dressed up as satan!

"Eat Steak" Says Feminist Nazis

2005-10-25T15:37:00.000-06:00

That's right, you read correctly. There is no need to adjust your monitor, I just called feminists nazis.

Now, before any of you butch red necks come at me with your claws of oppression, hear me out. I fully believe in equality of women. I am not one of those "a woman's place is in the kitchen," losers that end up marrying the girl they knocked up in high school while drunk. I believe a woman can go to college, get a degree, and then get a credible career in whatever she sees fit for whatever purposes.

It's when equality goes too far that I cannot tolerate women and they turn into these head-shaven, braless, hairy arm-pitted freaks of nature that go around reading poety out in the Grand Canyon while trying to discover "true" womanhood. Shaved heads...hmm...didn't the nazis of the past and even present times today shave their heads?

You probably remember that Boston Market commercial with the custodian eating that steak with that annoying and repeatative song, "Eat Steak, Eat Steak." While every red neck enjoyed and got a great laugh out of it, I immediately bashed my hand with a hammer to counteract each soundwave of pain that entered my ears. Naturally, I went to the hospital afterwards with a high bill, but I roundhoused the doctor and stole a nurse's underwear to add to my secret collection since I am a hypersexual pervert that doesn't know what being a woman is all about.

ANYway, you wouldn't believe what happens 3 weeks later. A WOMAN appears on the commerical all of the sudden, eating steak like a fucking horse. By that point, my head began to fill with visions of women eating steak instead of the usual cat girls rubbing against me like the God I am. Why? Why is a woman suddenly eating steak like a pig?

My question was answered only days later, when an article was sent to me by my friend in Utah of all places. It read that female activists protested against Boston Market for their eat steak commercial, saying that women can eat steak too.

I thought this was a joke, because I didn't think they would go out of their minds, or ways for that matter, to throw a hissy fit over something so trivial and stupid as a guy eating steak in a commercial. But, then again, this is America and 80% of its population sucks the cock of the media.

Therefore, a new commercial was made. A business woman hosing a steak down like a typical male and the same song.

I don't understand it. What is so equal about that commercial? On a further note, what is so hot about it? Ohhhh, a woman is eating steak, time to break out the lube! I didn't need the fucking commercial to inform me that women eat steak too. Hell, April loves steak, but at least she doesn't hose it down like some pig as the woman from the commercial did. I thought their cause was for more of a political or even economical cause, not some dumb propaganda to promote a food chain.

It's just as bad as how they tell us not to treat them as meat. You know, guys are treated the same way. There are gay and body building magazines where we're in speedos showing off our muscles or our wangs even. Shit, you even see guys getting it on in them as well. How is that different from the lesbian/nude shots you see in Playboy or Hustler? How is looking at a Victoria's Secret ad different from some...I dunno...male clothes catalog? Besides the obvious answer of the clothing worn, there is also the matter of the models loving their jobs.

I don't know if it occurs to feminists, but, some women like to be strippers for the money so they can get through college or they just love their bodies and like to be watched. Women love power, whether it be with the pen, the sword, or their bods. Men are the exact same way. Men crave attention to their bodies or their looks or their intelligence. It's all equal, whether it seems sleezy or honest. Everyone, and I don't care who you are or how you feel, wants to be sexy and desired. Of course you will get these women who hate perverts and shit, but deep down, they want the attention and they want to be swept off their feet. They, like many anti-social men, are too shy or ashamed to admit it because they feel it is wrong in society. That is a load of crap. Now, I'm not saying I would go out and have sex in front of millions of people, nor would I go rape a girl to "bring out her wild side," all I am saying is, there is nothing wrong with being dirty, naughty, playful, dominant, etc. My morals come to play with how many people you are doing it with. I love a dominant and dirty woman, but, I want her to wake up with me the next morning instead of moving along to the next lay, of course. I don't mind three ways, but it's not like it happens to me everyday (twice last year). I will still love my fiance and so on.

Eat your steak, if you have to, but just stop the bullshit. Women are equal in this world, but the more you continue to pester and prevent people from carrying out their lives, the more you will be treated with less respect. Every reaction has an opposite or equal reaction, even with emotions.

Christianity vs. Halloween: Guess Which Is Stupider?

2005-10-22T15:18:00.000-06:00

Notre Dame robbed of a game last week to the fucking refs. Leinhart threw it out of bounds at the 4, not the 1. It was a pivot, if you saw his arm extend. And, there you go, Notre Dame robbed of the win just so USC could continue their creme puff season undefeated. UCLA sucks, I don't give a shit if they are undefeated. Look at their wins, just look at them, at who they played. Am I whining? Nah. Am I pissed? Anyone who watched it and is a Notre Dame fan would have been. Its funny how everyone who went for the other team and loses is called a whiner if their team lost. You suffer a loss in the biggest game of the year and tell me how you feel. Stop being a fucking moron and understand that losses like that are tough on the underdogs. They aren't whiners, they are disappointed.

If you follow God, that's fine. I know the bible can be quite a motivational tool for many people in life despite the fact that I don't agree with it 100% (I only agree with it about 7% to be honest). So, if you use God as a motivation for life, good for you. Life needs a drive and a form of meeting, even if it is one of being a mystic.

Now, where exactly do you draw the line between being a "true" christian, which are those that do not point fingers and use God to enrich their lives rather than others, and being a fanatical moron who condemns non-followers to hell and lives surrounded in endurance, rather than enjoyment and a bit of sacrifice (what's a life without some, after all), and to live in complete ignorance rather than open-mindedness. That is when it goes out of hand.

Why are fanatics so ignorant? How are they so sure that they themselves are not condemned to hell for pissing other people off in life just because they aren't "enlightened?" I'm enlightened, not all the way, but I use common logic and I am doing fine in life. So, what now? Oh, I don't follow God, ok, I'm gonna suffer in an afterlife that is not even guaranteed.

I gotta say this: just because you believe in God, it doesn't mean that you have an instant ticket into heaven or wherever the hell you end up once you die from not living a single day in your life. All it shows is that you cling onto some deity out of the fear that you could die at any minute. Ok, so what? So, you can die at any minute from disease, a car accident, etc. Yeah, that sucks, but, am I going to sit back and worry about that all day long? Nope. I am not afraid to die. Now, I'm not saying I want it to happen anytime soon, I am just not afraid of it. I am not going to lock myself up in some panic room and constantly call the cops whenever some teenager wearing black walks down the street and looks at me wrong. I am living life to how I see fit. My life is my own. I was given a gift and I am doing my best with it and for my fiance as well. Sound selfish? Well, you are wrong.

In my honest opinion, I highly doubt that God wanted you to sacrifice everything in life just for him. What is the point of life then if you're just put on it temporarily to worship someone and then die? That sounds so depressing and makes life completely pointless. I don't want to endure life just so I can go to heaven and become "content." Being content isn't a challenge if its instantly given to you. That is boring and sad to endure life for. I don't want to work with trials, I want to work with challenges and opportunities to better myself so I can improve my life and my fiance's and my future children's. I think God feels the same way. He made life for us to work with and he watches us to see what we do with it. And in return, he gives a slight hand to help us because too much of a hand and we become dependant. Too light of a hand and we lose faith. If we do our best, because we are not perfect, I think that is more important than constantly worshipping him every single day and wasting his gift to us. That is just as bad as satanists worshipping satan all day long. So, tell me, what's the difference? What is the difference between being a fanatical satanist and a fanatical christian besides the obvious reasons? Both seem to try and make life miserable for the other, so, what is the true moral difference?

Which brings me to this one point on christians and halloween. Chrisitan Answers says the following:

The October 31st holiday that we today know as Halloween has strong roots in paganism and is closely connected with worship of the Enemy of this world, Satan. It is a holiday that generally glorifies the dark things of this world, rather than the light of Jesus Christ, The Truth.

So what? So, it has a bad history of paganism. Christianity is no different. Did we forget about the fucking Spanish Inquisition in the 1500s? How christianity forced people into believing in God or dying? Or how about forcing natives into fore-going their Gods for another? Where is the moral difference? I just don't see it. So, is the "Light of Jesus" really the truth or just a bunch of cover-up political ideals and plagarized bullcrap accumulated by many people. I'm gonna say this, the bible was not written by God, it was written by man and is CONSTANTLY changed by man. Fanatics are by-product sheep not to the Word of God, but to the word of man. How about them apples?

Have you noticed how costumes and masks are getting generally more bloody, gory, and depraved each year? Unfortunately, the gruesome and grotesque and the occult are increasingly glorified in American society, not only on Halloween, but throughout the year in horror movies and in television programs.

Gee, I wonder what the difference is between that and the RELIGIOUS festivals in Mexico where SKULL MASKS are worn? All these answers are proving to me is just absolute and total ignorance that these sheep have in life. I guess it is true when Civilization IV comes out for the PC, Christianity will be perfect for civilizations that don't read well and follow anything. As for glorifying occult, its all in good fun. I love studying the occult and playing gory and creepy games. Would I literally go out and do it in real life? Of course not. Not everyone in society is stupid or pretentious (though I am starting to worry a bit nowadays).

My family does not celebrate it or participate in it. We do not believe that our children are "missing out," and neither do they. Other days are used for costumes and parties. Happily, all of our children have accepted Jesus Christ as their personal Savior. We have found that Halloween provides an excellent time to remind our children that, as Christians, we are different, and not of this world (Heb. 11:13-16; 1 Pet. 2:11).

And I wonder if you gave your children the chance to accept Jesus or not? Children in religious families have no choice at a young age. They look up to their parents and mimic their choices usually. I know this guy is speaking for them rather than them speaking for themselves. Its dressing up, eating candy, and partying socially. What is so bad about that? Check the candy they get, make sure that if they are underage not to dress skanky, and make sure they are partying with trusted friends or family. Its not that hard, people, and I don't even have kids and I am saying this!

So, Christians are different and not of this world now. Wow...what a way to totally become a hypocrite. You know, satanists feel the same way, that they are not of this world and are special and unique, kinda like you saps! So, what is this new world they are part of? Are they aliens now? Thanks to this moron, I am now calling all Christians aliens. Its great how in situations like this, you don't have to work for the humor and idiocity, they just flat out give it to you here. Again, where is the difference? I am still waiting for that answer, Christian Answers, "The Truth." I got some news for you, I am the only truth here, bitches.

I want to wrap it up with the motherload of ignorance that christianity is spreading. In Ohio, christians are promoting abstinance from unmarried sex by saying the following, and I shit you not:

Using a condom stunts penis growth
Using birth control stunts fertility
AIDS can be contracted through kissing and tears

Hm, I used plenty of condoms in my life and my penis STILL grows out to its full length, girth, and shoots its normal load of the good stuff. April is still able to have a kid and she was on birth control for a bit. As for kissing, I haven't felt a drop in my immune system and I guess I gotta make sure that April is crying in sex from now on because apparently, christians are trying to say you need to cry in sex.

So, there you have it folks, christianity is clearly stupider than halloween. If you are a true christian, good for you, you are making God and those around you happy. If you are a fanatic, shame on you for screwing over our society. I hope their is a heaven so God can laugh in your face at how you wasted your life for "contentness."

Updates Coming Soon

2005-10-06T21:12:00.000-06:00

With work, my grandparents moving to Tucson, and my lazyness, I haven't been updating much. I'll be getting Stan Yan's article up first, followed by pics from Nan Desu Kan. After that, I'll go back to being an asshole. There have been some really horrible things I have discovered about TV when you'd think there was nothing left to be found.

Plus, I would like to introduce a new loyal subject to my realm. Her name is Helen. Hi, Helen, look, its me! Wave, wave!

Needed More Proof About Greek Subculture?

2005-09-26T15:23:00.000-06:00

To all my loyal followers who remember my article on Greeks and the response I got from Laura "Bitter Pointer-Outer" Greekmeister, this article will further point out the truth.

You know Greek subculture is taking a big shot in the gut when they all have to attend mandatory sexual assault prevention programs. I said it before, and I'll say it again, preps, in general, don't know how to treat women right or the women don't know how to treat themselves, or their boyfriends for that matter, in a respectful manner. Sure, you see them in public, cute as can be, but, once they're in the bedroom or alone, if there is no action, BAM, the rumors start to fly about how much of a slut or he-bitch you are.

To a normal person: No Sex = Sex Later

To a prep: No Sex = Partner Guilt Trip + Gossip + Rumors + Sexual Abuse

Back to the article, over 1000 Greeks attended to listen to speeches and see acts to try and put fear into the hearts of these boys and girls (and I call them boys and girls because they haven't grown up yet if they're still going around acting like complete idiots half the time).

Now, of course, EVERYONE has the same sexual urges or needs as anyone else, so any of you preps reading this, I'm not singling goths or emo out or anyone else out. The point I am making is, "good looking" guys and girls who party a lot, have their parents pay for everything, and expect to get everything they want because they look good tend to be abusive and even cheat more often than the uglier ones (and I say this according to society's ridiculous norms of what is hot and what is not). It can still happen to anyone, no shit, but as I said before, it is really sad to see the Greek community in general have to get lessons on this like the lost little lambs they are.

Of course, the greeks who responded to this would say the most common and bull-shitting word their minds are capable of: "I think it's very interesting." Yeah, wow, sexual assault and being put in fear is really interesting to a prep who drinks and fucks sluts. Leave it to the psychologists, buddy, you just go on and finish that communications/athletic trainer/cigarette salesman degree.

To conclude, this won't change a damn thing. Well, I take that back. I admit, the main leader of each house USUALLY is repsonsible, but regardless, its just like trying to stop underage drinking. IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN, EVEN IF PEOPLE ARE EDUCATED. Guys in frats will still fuck girls under alcoholic persuasion, girls will still find a guy and fuck him while also fucking their best friend or dad, and the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man is STILL gonna smoke weed and explode in a different city each time. If you're really smart and really care about the community so much, like you greeks claim you do, then stop having minors get wasted at your parties and get better degrees. Hey, I have a great idea as well! Let some fat chicks or fat guys join your houses! Oh, you can't because you're too shallow despite the fact they're really nice? Yeah, good job!

Day two of Nan Desu Kan will come up tomorrow, since I have the day off.

Nan Desu Kan: Day One

2005-09-25T20:10:00.000-06:00

After a summer of work, delicious gormet food, and bashing emos and preps, I finally got to go on a nice 6 day vacation with April. This was not just any vacation, this was a trip to Denver's anime convention known as Nan Desu Kan.

THURSDAY

Our first stop, however, was to a town I used to live in, a town named Pueblo, Colorado (aka, Hell On Earth). Now, you're probably wondering why I would return to such a shithole after vowing never to return. Well, it just so happens I have some good friends there as well as my brother and his fiance and kid. My parents moved to Vegas, so, Tom is the only one left there.

We took off around 5 A.M. (its about a 11-12 hour drive from Tucson to Pueblo and we wanted to make sure we got there before Tom was finished with work so we could hang out) and went on the usual route. Breakfast consisted of Sausage Biscuts from McDonalds, which later resulted in diahrrea past Albuquerque. I am never again eating at a McDonalds thanks to that ridiculous shit. I emplore everyone to switch to Carl's Jr. or even Burger King. McDonalds now carries everything with bulk diahrrea added. April's driving has improved drastically (minus the part where she dozed off and I had to wake her up only to have her swirve the car left and right uncontrollably to where I had to grab the wheel and straighten her up), and she is quite the lead foot as well, which is what I need on these long trips.

After 11 1/2 hours, we finally arrived in Pueblo. We drove over to the gas station where my friend, Chris, worked. I went in and was immediately greeted by him. He told me that sadly, we couldn't see Misty (Tom's Fiance) or Millia (Tom's baby girl and yes, she is named after the chick from Guilty Gear Isuka) because Dan, Misty's dad,. had a heart attack. That was kind of a let down in both respects, but, I still got to see Tom as we took off for his office and waited for him to finish work. He came out of the building with longer hair and was completely dressed in black, good ol' Tom.

We went out to eat at Cactus Flower, the only good mexican joint in Pueblo (best salsa I have EVER had too and I know how to make it). Our conversation went as I expected: Notre Dame football, the family, Tony, things happening in Pueblo, things happening in Tucson, and our jobs. Tom got a kick out of hearing about Ginger and even Laura's response to me and my "bitterness."

After dinner, we went to Chris' house so I could look up where our hotels were for the con (I had completely forgotten). After some chat and hugs, April drove us up to Colorado Springs and a night at the Econo Lodge, a name that makes me laugh everytime I hear it....like right now, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I had gotten a room that looked spacious by the map, like a big suite. Alas, I was wrong, for after we unlocked the door, it was a hallway with our room located neatly near the door we just unlocked (in swinging distance) and another room down the hall. Econo indeed.

We washed up and watched some Simpsons before heading off to bed...or so we thought. The couple in the room down the hall thought it would be a great idea to keep us up all night arguing about how ugly the woman's outfits were. Yeah, what a great way to blow 2 hours in the middle of the night.

FRIDAY

We woke up around 10 A.M. giddy as school girls and got the fuck out of the Econo Lodge ASAP. I fueled up and got some cash for the con and off we went.

We got to Denver around noon and decided to scope out the con before heading over to the hotel (The tech center was booked, so we stayed at another hotel instead). Immediately, I saw the cosplayers and clutched April's hand. She told me everything was going to be alright. Upon exiting the car, we walked to the entrance of the convention center. Immediately, I saw a group of Final Fantasy female cosplayers, most of them thin. I pointed them out to April that they would be groped all weekend long and she chuckled and nodded.

You're probably wondering why I would say something so bold as that. Well, if you are a major nerd in any way, shape, or form (but you're in denial about what I am about to say), you understand nerds, or you're a flat out pervert, you know that whenever a nerd sees a thin, barely-clothed girl at a gaming/anime/pedophile con, they think that they have free dibs to touch them or put their arms around them and so on. One thing I have noticed from a lot of die hard nerd sub-cultures is that they have no shame whatsoever. Don't believe me? Go to ANY nerd webpage or nerd fetish website (for example, the loser at E3 who pretended to be in a wheelchair just to get his hands on the booth babes because he is too ugly and smelly to do so otherwise) and see for yourself. A lot of die hard nerds, the really fat guys in general, will probably NEVER get a girlfriend because of their inability to wash and to stop eating and not balance their love of anime with other hobbies, or even work.

Bringing up another point, I expected it, but was still disappointed by it. I refer to all the teenage girls who went to the con and dressed in those skimpy outfits (a lot of the Tifas did. Some were of age, others, well...). What the hell are their parents thinking (or smoking) letting their underage daughters go to a convention full of (and I speak in general) perverted nerds who will do anything to see a boob in their lives? I was totally shocked to see huge groups of girls gathering together in their outfits and being hassled by tons of guys who were twice their age! Some were even asking for pics with them and put their arms around them too (now, anyone can say its because they are fanboys, but trust me, its more than that. I guarantee that all those pics are being masturbated to by a guy living in his parent's basement). If I ever have a daughter, God forbid, and she wants to attend future cons with April and me (I'll still go since I find some enjoyment out of it), she isn't going with all her spots poking out for the sweaty jerks to touch and slobber over. When she is 18, she can do whatever the hell she wants (in general senses), but until then, you get the picture.

Off that tangent, we entered the convention center and saw them still setting up. I figured it would be a great opportunity to get a press badge for my site and to see if they would actually give me one. I went up to the counter and asked if I could get one. I was responded to by a fat, beared and unshowered 35 year old man who said that "Station isn't ready yet, sir." He said it in a tone like he felt he was important or something, which made me chuckle at him and reply "Yes, well done. Good hustle!"

With that said, we split the scene to check into the Townehouse Suites. The kick ass thing about this place was the fact that it was a lot like living at home: a queen bed, a nice living space, cable TV, high speed internet access, and a fully stocked kitchen. I was thinking about updating over the weekend, but, since I was on vacation and I needed a break, I decided to wait until I had time...which meant after my busy week at Cisco.

After watching some TV and giving April time to work on a project due in school, we went back to the tech center, me in my Corona shirt and April with her cat ears, mask, and leash on me, and we took off. Like I said, there is nothing wrong with indulging in some strange fantasies, as long as it doesn't dominate your life. I went over to Ops and actually got a press badge after I showed them my old UA CatCard. I thought it would be cool to do some freelance work for The Daily Wildcat, but I also figured I'd interview Stan, the owner of SquidWorks (article coming soon, Stan!).

I began by scoping out the con, taking pics here and there and checking out the bar (where I'd watch some Notre Dame football tomorrow). I really liked one outfit a girl was wearing near the costume contest table. I began to sing, "From everydayyyy, turnnnn, turnnn, turnnnn." to her since her back was turned. She laughed and turned around posing. To my poor dismay, some brutish Bruce Willis wanna-be came out of no where and started a condescending voice to me (much like you treat a child), asking me to say please and be polite. I laughed in his face and showed him my press badge, saying in a condescending tone as well, "I'm the press, obey me." I chuckled as well as April, but, for some reason, the poor bastard didn't find it funny. Well, staff or no staff, there's no need to interfere with someone's business if he's not doing ANY form of harm. The poor guy probably has no control over his own life, so he volunteers as a staff member to boss nerds around and feel superior. Wow, what a great future this guy has!

After that small (and very gay) debacle, I decided to check out the art room while April went to sit down and read the program. I always loved the artwork and the music videos at anime cons (minus the really crappy videos that use horrible wuss rock songs and pretentious scenes). I walked around the art room, seeing some really cool abstracts as well as some decent maid and cat girl drawings. Some of the paintings there, especially done by that japanese girl I saw , were outstanding. Then, of course, I saw some that totally made me laugh and shake my head at the same time. The Teen Titans ones were so...perverted, and yes, I say perverted. Wanna know why? THE ARTIST GAVE THE GIRLS IN IT BIG BOOBS AND EVEN FURTHER, SCENES THAT QUESTION LESBIANISM! Come on, what is so attractive about that art style, let alone, TEENAGERS??? I say this if the artist is an adult himself. Holy shit, that creeped me out so much to where I was literally considering finding that artist and beating him over the head repeatively with his own artwork. What was worse was seeing that one chick from YuGiOh kissing Yugi. Ok, not bad, except the fact she had MASSIVE TITS AND HER CLEAVAGE WAS OUT THERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE.

You know, I'll admit, I love hentai and I love porn and so on. However, masturbating to YuGiOh or Teen Titans characters is just....incredible (and I don't mean it in a good way). Come on, look at the way the Teen Titans are drawn. What is so hot about it? As for YuGiOh, shit, those characters barely have any personality as it is. "Oh, but we can make up our own fantasy or even fanfics about it!" Yeahhhhhhhh, great, nothin like bein an adult and fucking under-developed pussy in your fanfics while you munch on funyons and drink mountain dew all day in your parent's basement (note: mountain dew and funyons rule, living in your parent's basement at 36 BADDDDDDDDDDDDD).

ANYway, after checking out the art room, I moved on to the dealer's room with April. There was a ton of good stuff there, as usual. Immediately, I got the rest of the Petshop of Horrors Manga I needed to finish (and this series blew me away at the end). I also went to check out some anime paintings and blankets done by this one guy. I gotta admit, he had a lot of talent despite his shabby appearance. Like I said before, however, a successful nerd/jerd/geek is better than a useless one (like our staff member, Bruce Willis Bizzaro). I then went to the hentai section with mall the comics, DVDs, and games and got into a conversation with Paul who was cosplaying as Squall from Final Fantasy 8. Paul is 24 and he was a really cool guy. We talked about some football and he really had some good laughs at my knocks on anime fans. He kept asking me advice on what hentai games he should get (since I used to play a ton of those when I had no life back in grade school). I also ran into a girl I met at the con last year. The poor girl got in a car accident, but she was glad to see me and also glad to hear I graduated with honors from UA (I was a senior last year). Another little stint arised which was shot down instantly by my wonderful asshole tactics. There was an emo looking girl next to me in the hentai section looking at some DVDs. She asked me if I had seen Princess 69. REGRETFULLY, I HAVE. THIS HENTAI IS THE SICKEST SHIT IN THE WORLD AND ANYONE WHO LOVES IT SHOULD BE SHOT! I told her it was disgusting and she agreed after looking at the back of it. I then laughed and asked her if she was emo. She laughed and said, and I quote: "Fuck emo." I gave her a big pat on the back and a high five for her truth. She was called over by a friend holding up a Bondage Queen Kate DVD (which also sucked because the sex was so stupid). I laughed at it and said, boy, that one was rather dumb too. Her bitch of a friend said, "Well, I didn't ask for your opinion." to which I replied: "Well, you're gonna hear my opinion whether you like it or not. I'm the truth, bitch!" Her friend ACTUALLY laughed at me for saying that. Knowing all was well, I went back to the bar.

While there, I met Joey and his wife, Tabitha (along with Jesse and his friends). They were, without a doubt, the BEST group to talk with there. I mentioned that I had Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children and Joey gave me a fantastic idea: buy CD-Rs and burn them and sell them for 5 bucks each. The light bulb in my head went on and suddenly, the con turned not only into fun and relaxation, but profit as well! I promised many that April and I would get CD-Rs and burn them for everyone.

After that, April and I got in the line for the costume contest and we spent a good...2 hours there, heh. I talked with this really cool guy named John and we talked about football, anime, and I also mentioned all the girls that were going to get groped at the con. He got a really big kick out of that. His plans for that evening were to go and get drunk awith some chicks. Now THAT is a real BACHELOR.

Having signed up for the con, April and I split and went to dinner at Dave and Buster's. I had a good meal and broke my Time Crisis II record for points. I also played the kick ass GHOST Squad game with someone else. We worked like a great team (for example, he freed hostages, I covered him).

After that fun night, April and I returned to the hotel and I began buring Advent Children and watched James Bond.

That's it for day one. Day two consists of football, pics, the costume contest, and owning in Doom 3. Stay tuned!

I'm Back

2005-09-21T00:52:00.000-06:00

April and I made it back safe and sound. Updates will follow this week after work.

For those of you having subtitle issues, go to the FF Directshow icon near your time bar and right click. An option called hide or show subtitles should appear on the list. If that doesn't help, please, email me at grey.fox37@gmail.com with specific issues and I will help you there.

Thanks.

UPDATE AS OF 9/24/05

I'm still working on the day one article of the anime con. College Football, video games, campaign work for Kohan, and my job have took up a lot of time. I will try and get it done by tomorrow. I also have been digging up some more dirt on events. Here are some future articles:

Stan Yan and SquidWorks

Christians In Ohio Are Mentally Impaired

So, You've Won Money In Competitive Video Games, So What?

GIRLS ARE THE DEVIL...

2005-09-20T22:18:00.001-06:00

You know those people you call friends? The ones you trust with almost anything except your life? Because of course we are all smarter, or SHOULD be smarter than to trust anyone but OURSELVES with our lives, because friends WILL screw us over. Ok, well those. All right, is it just me, or do they piss you off? Because they do to me. Look, it's not what you wear, or how you speak. Friends, especially girls, because those are the ones i'm going to focus on. all right, GIRLS ARE THE DEVIL. And that's got to tell you something, because I'm a girl myself and that just says something about us.
Girls have this thing called JEALOUSY. They WILL attack you if you are even NEAR the boy they like. It's just the rules...oh and by the way, we actually HAVE a code. So here are some tips and bits of the code for guys to read over:

you do NOT move in on someone else's guy...you WILL get bitched at, then possibly jumped after school, or anywhere, by a good 4-5 girls who all have HEELS and NAILS to hurt you with.
One of the things you have to understand, girls go to the bathrooms IN GROUPS. We just do. This way, if we're in school, or on a date, or just out in general, we can gossip. Or talk about people we don't like or do like. So guys, watch out for that.
Oh and by the way, there is this thing called the WWW, Women's Word Web. Word travels FAST. If you do something with a girl or a guy, SOMEONE DID see you, and they WILL tell someone else. And so word spreads faster than a fire.
If girls are double-dating, and they like one another's dates, they WILL suddenly switch seats on you. Turns out, you get the other girl. Which may NOT be the one you like. But the girl sitting next, or across from you, DOES NOT give a shit.
Girls like to get their way, so if they don't get it, they will give you this thing called the SILENT TREATMENT that will rack your brains, and drive you insane until you have to do it anyways.
When a girl asks you if they look fat, you say: HELL NO sweetie, you look as beautiful as always. This way, you are not lying to her. You did not specify if she ALWAYS looks beautiful, because for what I know, she could be as ugly as hell, so therefore, she looks as beautiful as she does everyday, which is ugly. But if she really IS beautiful, then leave as is.
WHEN GIRLS SAY ONE THING, THEY MAY OR MAY NOT MEAN WHAT THEY SAY. Most girls are insecure, and have less self-control than guys. So guys will just have to tough it out and deal with our girl-ish language as it comes.
If you act like an immature idiot, it is DEFINATELY a turn-off TRUST ME. Girls despise idiots. Unless the girls are already immature and idiots to begin with, that way maybe it's the guys who are getting turned off.
Always pay for EVERYTHING, unless girl offers. Because if she doesn't and you MAKE her, you are SOOO much fucking trouble. She will probably think you are an asshole.
Innocent girls will be innocent girls FOREVER unless you try something on them and they change. Which is HIGHLY unlikely. Naughty girls will ALWAYS be naughty girls, no matter what you do to try to make them NON-sexual. I'm sorry it just won't work.
Boys, keep OFF the goods, unless told to get on. Because if you force girls to get into situations they don't want to be in, they will feel unclean for a while. And they will TOTALLY blame that on you.
You DO NOT want to be on the other side of an argument.
You ALWAYS comfort a crying girl, IN SOME WAY. Laughing is good...

Well, there. I'm done being one of those DEAR ABBY people, or whatever you want to freaking call them. I'm out.

Peace Bitches, ::closetoinsanity::

Nan Desu Kon 2005: The Fourth Outing

2005-09-15T00:40:00.000-06:00

Well, tomorrow, April and I begin our great journey into Colorado to visit some family and go to the anime convention in Denver known as Nan Desu Kon. This will be my fourth trip to this convention, my first time was when I was 17 and a complete anime geek. Now, with a new view on life and some further developed talents (as well as the ability to drink once again, like last year), and bringing my woman with me, this looks to be the best trip yet. I only pray that I can stomach all of the Otaku/unshowered nerds/future occupants of parent's basements. What horrors await me? Will Notre Dame crush Michigan State? Does Arizona have the power to beat Purdue in Tucson? All these and, yes, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children WAS AWESOME, will be answered Tuesday. Until then, I hope Havoc or Insanity keep you entertained. Who knows, the high speed internet at my suite might be free (though I doubt it). GO IRISH AND WILDCATS!

Teen Males Can Now Dress Like Anorexic Skanks

2005-09-13T11:11:00.000-06:00

While looking for the new edition of Sports Illustrated to see a great bit on how Notre Dame completely owned Michigan, I stumbled across a front liner on the Teen People magazine (one of the worst magazines in the history of magazines). I picked it up to make sure my eyes weren't having the usual hallucinations of jiggly jugs and red heads come-hithering me. No, sure enough, it was real...and the vomit began to crawl up the throat: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are targeting their fashion for boys now.

I was thrown out of the Waldenbooks for spewing my Exorcist vomit everywhere followed by my high-pitched wailing that would rival any obnoxious child brat's own wailing. From that point, I knew that the world had sunk to a new low.

Ashley refers to it as a "tween" empire, whatever the fuck that means. She said she sees great potential in it. Of COURSE there is great potential in it. Nowadays, men with fashion senses (Metrosexuals) are the new rave of the 21st century. Not only that, but, we have to remember that 80% of all teens out there believe in what the media tells them and therefore, they must dress like pimps/skanks/inmates to get attention (but the sad thing is, it only works for popular people. Sorry, all you wannabes, no banana for you).

To further promote their tripe, Mary Kate and Ashely's entertainment group has signed on those idiotic BLOND (of course) twins Cole and Dylan Sprouse. If you have never heard of them (and thank God if you haven't), they are those little jerks who had bits in the worst sitcom of mankind, Friends, and also made an appearance in Adam Sandler's Big Daddy. Their manager refers to them as "boy boys in every sense of the term." Since when is "boy boys" a term? That sounds like lingo for "homosexuals in the family" or "X-popping, glow stick sucking ravers." Their managers, on the other hand, refers to it being a typical boy: loves to rollar blade, surf, play video games, and love animals. Hmmmmmm, last time I checked, loving animals was more of a chick thing. Sounds kind of gay for a guy to love animals, but then again, I love cats, but not some PETA jerk at the same time. I'm just not "with it" as well, with all this modern bullshit ruining our youth.

Mary Kate and Ashley intend on spreading their clothes line in 2006, so we have less than a year to prepare for the impending doom of our teen and young males becoming less than a man when they get older. To make matters worse, Wal-Mart (which actually has decent men's apparel that isn't covered in Abercrombie and Fitch faggot crap), is planning on promoting it. Looks like its back to shopping online for clothes for me, damnit.

Finally, Ashley claims that her "life is now starting and she feels like a businessperson." HA HA HA HA HA! Keep dreaming, future playboy playmate, you made it into this world with your "cute" and diarhea-inducing show called Full House and now you are whoring your anorexia and skank super powers out to boys by selling your looks alone. Leave the business stuff to legitimate people like me, who actually earned a living through hard work, blood, sweat, and tears, not east money, skankyness, and millions of perverted men awaiting your 18th birthdays.

I hate teen fashion. When I was 14, I was suckered into it with those Jnco Jeans, since everyone wore them and I wanted a pair too. My mom got me a crappy pair for chirstmas (but in High School, I got better pairs, then got over it and in college, went to wearing low cut shorts and dockers). After those days, I looked back and realized what an idiot I was, but, at the same time, liked baggy jeans, just not the kind that promotes you to look like a complete moron. Abercrombie and Fitch, Old Navy, and Hot Topic (on the male side), have to be the WORST fashions in existance to date. Here's a little secret: wearing vans, khakis, and a polo shirt isn't dressing like a nerd, its dressing to look good so you don't get fired from your fucking job or get people staring at you wherever you go and thanking the heavens themselves you're not their kid.